Funeral prank

[Rye Miles #13621 4,850]

https://wtam.iheart.com/featured/wills-snyder-in-the-morning/content/2019-10-15-dead-man-gets-last-laugh-at-his-funeral-with-an-unexpected-prank/

[Charlie Harley, #14153 1,759]

Brilliant!

[Colorado Coffinmaker 2,719]

 

I use to have a little toy box.  It rattled and "knocked" and yelled "Let Me Out - Anybody out there."  Looked like a crate.  FUN!!

[Cat Brules 1,453]

Pretty, pretty, pretty..........weird.

 

Cat Brules

[Cemetery 212]

Well, you can have a funeral without the FUN-eral!

[Sixgun Sheridan 3,262]

Dunno... I think I'd be more creeped out than amused by something like that.

[Jabez Cowboy,SASS # 50129 1,008]

Ya Know what I most want to hear at My Funeral ???

 

Look He Moved ....

 

Jabez Cowboy

[Widder, SASS #59054 6,123]

Bury me at sea!

 

..........Widder

 

[Pat Riot, SASS #13748 15,950]

That's just creepy. Actually that is pretty messed up. If he was alive he should have his butt kicked...but he's dead...we get the last laugh anyway. Or at least we can shake our heads. He can't...'cause he's DEAD!

[Fence Cutter 511]

That's how ya put the FUN in FUNeral.......

[Forty Rod SASS 3935 5,074]

3 hours ago, Widder, SASS #59054 said:

Bury me at sea!

 

..........Widder

 

Mighty hard to dig a hole in an ocean, isn't it?

[Forty Rod SASS 3935 5,074]

I don't want a funeral.  Someone I can't stand may show up and I want to be able to stand up and stalk out.

[Red Gauntlet , SASS 60619 522]

Funerals (or 'celebrations of life') are getting weirder and weirder this days; and later and later, too....

[Linn Keller, SASS 27332, BOLD 103 1,356]

Mama had the Second Sight, rest her soul, and she wouldn't let me go to Great-Granddad's funeral (I was all of seven years old) -- likely because I told her I'd dreamed of him the night he died: I dreamed I was in their parlor looking at his long box and I said "Poor Grampa," and he sat upright in his coffin and declared in a surprised voice, "What? What did you say?"

She came home from his funeral and said the preacher orated in a stentorian voice, "Here lies a good man, here lies a dedicated man, here lies a Christian man!" -- and she laughed and said "I'm surprised he didn't set up and laugh in the preacher's face!"

[Rye Miles #13621 4,850]

The best I could come up with is on my Tombstone I'd like it to say.............

Well....Bye!

[Pat Riot, SASS #13748 15,950]

I will not be attending my funeral. I have no idea when it will be or where it will be. Without this knowledge I cannot possibly attend. Showing up late or at the wrong location would be rude. So, I will not be there.