Rye Miles #13621 3,341 Posted October 15 https://wtam.iheart.com/featured/wills-snyder-in-the-morning/content/2019-10-15-dead-man-gets-last-laugh-at-his-funeral-with-an-unexpected-prank/ 3 4 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Charlie Harley, #14153 1,103 Posted October 15 Brilliant! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Colorado Coffinmaker 2,029 Posted October 15 I use to have a little toy box. It rattled and "knocked" and yelled "Let Me Out - Anybody out there." Looked like a crate. FUN!! 1 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cat Brules 458 Posted October 15 Pretty, pretty, pretty..........weird. Cat Brules Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cemetery 155 Posted October 15 Well, you can have a funeral without the FUN-eral! 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sixgun Sheridan 2,458 Posted October 15 Dunno... I think I'd be more creeped out than amused by something like that. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jabez Cowboy,SASS # 50129 636 Posted October 15 Ya Know what I most want to hear at My Funeral ??? Look He Moved .... Jabez Cowboy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Widder, SASS #59054 4,191 Posted October 15 Bury me at sea! ..........Widder 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pat Riot, SASS #13748 10,837 Posted October 15 That's just creepy. Actually that is pretty messed up. If he was alive he should have his butt kicked...but he's dead...we get the last laugh anyway. Or at least we can shake our heads. He can't...'cause he's DEAD! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fence Cutter 161 Posted October 15 That's how ya put the FUN in FUNeral....... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Forty Rod SASS 3935 3,481 Posted October 15 3 hours ago, Widder, SASS #59054 said: Bury me at sea! ..........Widder Mighty hard to dig a hole in an ocean, isn't it? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Forty Rod SASS 3935 3,481 Posted October 15 I don't want a funeral. Someone I can't stand may show up and I want to be able to stand up and stalk out. 4 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Red Gauntlet , SASS 60619 254 Posted October 15 Funerals (or 'celebrations of life') are getting weirder and weirder this days; and later and later, too.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Linn Keller, SASS 27332, BOLD 103 1,024 Posted October 16 (edited) Mama had the Second Sight, rest her soul, and she wouldn't let me go to Great-Granddad's funeral (I was all of seven years old) -- likely because I told her I'd dreamed of him the night he died: I dreamed I was in their parlor looking at his long box and I said "Poor Grampa," and he sat upright in his coffin and declared in a surprised voice, "What? What did you say?" She came home from his funeral and said the preacher orated in a stentorian voice, "Here lies a good man, here lies a dedicated man, here lies a Christian man!" -- and she laughed and said "I'm surprised he didn't set up and laugh in the preacher's face!" Edited October 16 by Linn Keller, SASS 27332, BOLD 103 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rye Miles #13621 3,341 Posted October 16 The best I could come up with is on my Tombstone I'd like it to say............. Well....Bye! 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pat Riot, SASS #13748 10,837 Posted October 16 I will not be attending my funeral. I have no idea when it will be or where it will be. Without this knowledge I cannot possibly attend. Showing up late or at the wrong location would be rude. So, I will not be there. 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
