Subdeacon Joe 27,831 Posted September 11, 2012 Share Posted September 11, 2012 http://cowboybyte.com/12358/bad-news-peanut-butter-and-jelly-sandwiches-now-racist/ ((tosses a handful of silver onto the bar)) Set 'em up, bottles. And pour for everyone. Link to post Share on other sites
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 3,583 Posted September 11, 2012 Share Posted September 11, 2012 I am going to file this alongside of PC. I really don't give a big rat's behind what "they" may say or think. If I am a racist, make the most of it. If I am not PC, then "they" can put on their big boy pants and get over it. Link to post Share on other sites
Forty Rod SASS 3935 7,841 Posted September 11, 2012 Share Posted September 11, 2012 I've never been a racist, but some people make it mighty hard NOT to be any more. If I'm going to be accused of it I might just as well go ahead and be one. Link to post Share on other sites
Marshal Chance Morgun 1,099 Posted September 11, 2012 Share Posted September 11, 2012 I am going to file this alongside of PC. I really don't give a big rat's behind what "they" may say or think. If I am a racist, make the most of it. If I am not PC, then "they" can put on their big boy pants and get over it. "BMC, This is the PC police. The above statement contains 6 voilations. You are under arrest." Link to post Share on other sites
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 3,583 Posted September 11, 2012 Share Posted September 11, 2012 "BMC, This is the PC police. The above statement contains 6 voilations. You are under arrest." Come and get me. Come armed tho. Link to post Share on other sites
Gateway Kid SASS# 70038 Life 635 Posted September 12, 2012 Share Posted September 12, 2012 http://cowboybyte.com/12358/bad-news-peanut-butter-and-jelly-sandwiches-now-racist/ ((tosses a handful of silver onto the bar)) Set 'em up, bottles. And pour for everyone. Kinda makes ya wonder if the "educators" have any time to teach reading, writing and arithmatic after spending all their time evaluating their "white privilige" and indoctrinating their students with this bu!l$h!t. Regards Gateway Kid Link to post Share on other sites
Jacknife 1 Posted September 12, 2012 Share Posted September 12, 2012 So, they would probably say that wowdamellum and poak chops is racist also. :lol: Link to post Share on other sites
Forty Rod SASS 3935 7,841 Posted September 12, 2012 Share Posted September 12, 2012 Come and get me. Come armed tho. I'm with you, Charlie. They won't take me alive...and I won't let 'em take you alive either. (Hey, what are friends for? ) Link to post Share on other sites
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 3,583 Posted September 12, 2012 Share Posted September 12, 2012 I'm with you, Charlie. They won't take me alive...and I won't let 'em take you alive either. (Hey, what are friends for? ) :lol: Dang, Forty Rod, that is what fiends are for...... :lol: Link to post Share on other sites
Apache Hawk 60642 0 Posted September 12, 2012 Share Posted September 12, 2012 I am going to file this alongside of PC. I really don't give a big rat's behind what "they" may say or think. If I am a racist, make the most of it. If I am not PC, then "they" can put on their big boy pants and get over it. Ya know Badger,....I've been awonderin' just who "They" are ! But I most differently agree wif yur statement ! Link to post Share on other sites
Calamity Kris 2,272 Posted September 12, 2012 Share Posted September 12, 2012 http://cowboybyte.com/12358/bad-news-peanut-butter-and-jelly-sandwiches-now-racist/ ((tosses a handful of silver onto the bar)) Set 'em up, bottles. And pour for everyone. Holy freaking cow!!!! What is society coming to????? I'm stunned. :blink: First is that this garbage is happening and two, that it didn't start in the SF Bay area. :wacko: Link to post Share on other sites
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 3,583 Posted September 12, 2012 Share Posted September 12, 2012 Ya know Badger,....I've been awonderin' just who "They" are ! But I most differently agree wif yur statement ! Apache, I got a right good idear who "they" are. But I didn't want to give Mr. Harris a heart attack. Link to post Share on other sites
Prescott Palmer 0 Posted September 12, 2012 Share Posted September 12, 2012 Does this mean that if I eat a PB sandwich that I'm a racist? Link to post Share on other sites
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 3,583 Posted September 12, 2012 Share Posted September 12, 2012 Does this mean that if I eat a PB sandwich that I'm a racist? Pretty much so, according to THEM. I like grape jelly with mine. Link to post Share on other sites
Pack Saddle Slim, SASS #73122 0 Posted September 12, 2012 Share Posted September 12, 2012 Welcome to America....now speak ENGLISH!!! Link to post Share on other sites
Bama Red 0 Posted September 12, 2012 Share Posted September 12, 2012 That is, without doubt, one of the most ignorant, unintelligent, uninformed, pieces of claptrap I have read this year! :angry: And what is this happy hor$e$h!t about "white privilege"? Is it a "privilege" that I get to pay more taxes to support a morally bankrupt welfare system that throws money at folks who refuse to work, are in the country illegally, or who pop out future welfare recipients like a kid spits out watermelon seeds? Is it a "privilege" that someone gets held back in job so that less qualified minorities are promoted simply to fill some artificial, federally mandated quota? Is it a "privilege" that our children get less education because so much of the teacher's time is taken up by "........intensive staff trainings, frequent staff meetings, classroom observations and other initiatives.....", not to mention diversity training, collecting funds for school mandated activities. This is by no means a rant against teachers - far from it. I put the blame on the governments - federal, state and local. Is it any wonder we're graduating students that can't read above a fifth grade level or write a coherent paragraph or balance a checkbook? I wonder if those kids will feel "privileged" twenty years down the road when they're still saying, "You want fries with that?" Link to post Share on other sites
Forty Rod SASS 3935 7,841 Posted September 12, 2012 Share Posted September 12, 2012 Apache, I got a right good idear who "they" are. But I didn't want to give Mr. Harris a heart attack. Black Harris has a heart? I'd have never guessed. (Just in case he thinks this is reprehensible enough to throw me off the board,I'd like you to think kindly of me every now and then. ) Link to post Share on other sites
Dorado 395 Posted September 12, 2012 Share Posted September 12, 2012 Why does this make me want to fix a PB&J? Link to post Share on other sites
Marshal Phil DeGrave SASS #55202 0 Posted September 12, 2012 Share Posted September 12, 2012 Dammit ! I'm a racist. Have been since I got my first tooth. And ya know what? I'm f'in proud of it. Link to post Share on other sites
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 3,583 Posted September 12, 2012 Share Posted September 12, 2012 Why does this make me want to fix a PB&J? Well, I know what I am having for lunch today. Momma brought home a whole bunch of jelly yesterday. Just hope we don't run out of bread and PEANUT BUTTER before lunch. Wonder if Jimmy Carter and the peanut cartel will get a bump from the original statement. Link to post Share on other sites
Blasted Cap 0 Posted September 12, 2012 Share Posted September 12, 2012 I'm in trouble now. I was eating lunch when I started to read this. Yep PB&J on wheat, my usual. With an apple off the tree in my yard and some pretzels. Oh well. Link to post Share on other sites
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 3,583 Posted September 12, 2012 Share Posted September 12, 2012 Never thought of the apples I picked. Whole wheat PB&J, apple fer lunch. I don't have any french bread or pretzels, and I am not going to run to the store for any. But I got PEANUT BUTTER! Link to post Share on other sites
Jackson Rose, SASS #45478 81 Posted September 12, 2012 Share Posted September 12, 2012 Is it racist when we provide those people with foreign aid ? Or with food stamps ? Don't know much about Somalia but I think the people there would be darn lucky to get PB+J. Link to post Share on other sites
Alpo 7,413 Posted September 12, 2012 Share Posted September 12, 2012 Did I misunderstand, or have all of y'all? >“What about Somali or Hispanic students, who might not eat sandwiches?” says Gutierrez, principal at Harvey Scott K-8 School, a diverse school of 500 students in Northeast Portland’s Cully neighborhood. “Another way would be to say: ‘Americans eat peanut butter and jelly, do you have anything like that?’ Let them tell you. Maybe they eat torta. Or pita.”< I read is as the "sandwiches" that are racist, because we sammich-eating Americans just assume everybody else also eats sammiches, which is racist. All y'all seem to be jumping on "peanut butter and jelly is racist". Where did you see that? Link to post Share on other sites
Tom Foolery U.S.M. #2348 0 Posted September 12, 2012 Share Posted September 12, 2012 Hey, I know what I'm having for LUNCH now. TF Link to post Share on other sites
Marshal Phil DeGrave SASS #55202 0 Posted September 12, 2012 Share Posted September 12, 2012 Peanut butter and jellie SAMICH!! Link to post Share on other sites
Forty Rod SASS 3935 7,841 Posted September 12, 2012 Share Posted September 12, 2012 Haven't allowed peanut butter in my house since Jimmeh Cahtuh was in the White House...but I got other stuff to make sandwiches out of. How about we all make a bunch and meet on Embassy Row in LA and protest by eating them on the street. Want to bet we wouldn't get arrested? Link to post Share on other sites
Big Jake1001 172 Posted September 12, 2012 Share Posted September 12, 2012 I too like Peanut Butter and Jelly, I just prefer it on morning Toast. Today on the way home from the VA dental appt I got some Beef and Broccoli for lunch. Chinese food ain't Racist is it? Jake Link to post Share on other sites
Texas Phil Peeno #50923 0 Posted September 12, 2012 Share Posted September 12, 2012 What about smooth against chunky? Preserve against Jam? White against wheat? Too much racism! Link to post Share on other sites
Four-Eyed Buck,SASS #14795 1,002 Posted September 12, 2012 Share Posted September 12, 2012 Dang, I had PB&J's for lunch today meownself. Guess I better watch out for the P.C. police, I be a criminal Link to post Share on other sites
Dorado 395 Posted September 13, 2012 Share Posted September 13, 2012 Well I had a PB&J for lunch and just had a Ham & cheese sandwich for dinner. Tomorrow I think I'll have a BBQ sandwich. lol Link to post Share on other sites
Bama Red 0 Posted September 13, 2012 Share Posted September 13, 2012 I just realized I had a PB&J sammich for lunch and didn't even think about this thread at the time! Link to post Share on other sites
EE Taft 0 Posted September 13, 2012 Share Posted September 13, 2012 It's peanutbudda jelly time, peanutbudda jelly time...........Sorry, couldn't resist! Hay......(or is it hey? ) I'm readin' it as all samiches are 'spose to be rasist, not just PB&J. .........in response to that, I will say this to the nations of Mexico and Samolia (and any other non samich eatin' places)....... DON'T KNOCK IT TIL YA TRY IT!!!!!!!!!! Never know, y'all might just like it! As fer me,.............I'm gonna go fix me a Peanut butter, Jelly.......and Bacon samich! Don't knock it til ya try it! ~EE Taft~ That Bacon thing is really gonna get some asshairs up! Link to post Share on other sites
Dorado 395 Posted September 13, 2012 Share Posted September 13, 2012 PB&J&Bacon!....Mmmmmmmm. I think you hit the trifecta. lol. I just might have to give that a try. Link to post Share on other sites
Subdeacon Joe 27,831 Posted September 13, 2012 Author Share Posted September 13, 2012 Well I had a PB&J for lunch and just had a Ham & cheese sandwich for dinner. Tomorrow I think I'll have a BBQ sandwich. lol Yer gonna BBQ a PB&J sandwich? Link to post Share on other sites
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