Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted June 10, 2012 Share Posted June 10, 2012 Up at Tom Muley and Sandy's for an outing. Lots of folks there. Many of them are known on this wire and around SASS. I know a secret about some of them. I can't be forced to tell. I can't be coerced to tell. I can't be tortured or drugged to tell. I can be bribed . . . . . . . . but I ain't cheap!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oklahomabound Posted June 10, 2012 Share Posted June 10, 2012 ...Bottles, get 40-R a drink on Slick's tab, maybe 3 drinks to loosen up 'is tongue... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted June 10, 2012 Share Posted June 10, 2012 Up at Tom Muley and Sandy's for an outing. Lots of folks there. Many of them are known on this wire and around SASS. I know a secret about some of them. I can't be forced to tell. I can't be coerced to tell. I can't be tortured or drugged to tell. I can be bribed . . . . . . . . but I ain't cheap!!! Tom, you have always been cheap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Houston # 35508 Posted June 10, 2012 Share Posted June 10, 2012 Do you work in The White House??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subdeacon Joe Posted June 10, 2012 Share Posted June 10, 2012 Do you work in The White House??? Ooooo....now that's low! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted June 10, 2012 Share Posted June 10, 2012 I know!! Another big jar of 'lasses 'n' maybe some Martha White biscuit flour!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted June 10, 2012 Author Share Posted June 10, 2012 Do you work in The White House??? Hell, NO! I'll cheat, murder, maim, steel and lie, but I have some principles! I meant steal!!!! I'm still after that Sharps replica. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted June 10, 2012 Author Share Posted June 10, 2012 ...Bottles, get 40-R a drink on Slick's tab, maybe 3 drinks to loosen up 'is tongue... Won't work. I don't drink spirits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badlands Bob #61228 Posted June 10, 2012 Share Posted June 10, 2012 Somebody get the water board. I'll get the hose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Jake1001 Posted June 10, 2012 Share Posted June 10, 2012 Hell, NO! I'll cheat, murder, maim, steel and lie, but I have some principles! I'm glad you don't Steal also, I waz keeping an eye on that little pepperbox Sharps. There were 10 guns in that case, 4 Colts worth thousands and a Smith & Wesson worth 3 Colts and everybody wanted that Sharps 4 barrel Derringer. Musta been since it waz sooooo cute. Just sayin' Jake Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curley Cole, SASS #56849 Posted June 11, 2012 Share Posted June 11, 2012 Big Jake glad ya could make it and I thought I say my grandson slip one of them Colts un his waist band....(and I had to check and make sure I got home with MY little Colt... 4T I know a secret too....and I DO drink spirits, but don't think Bottles has enough to get me to spill.. curley Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deja Vous Posted June 11, 2012 Share Posted June 11, 2012 Hey, how come no one ever tells me any secrets? lol... I will have internet this week!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So I will be back to pick on you guys so you better be nice to me... lol. Great seeing all of ya, and I know the secret.. but I am not telling either.. cuz its a secret, only Victoria shares secrets.. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 Posted June 11, 2012 Share Posted June 11, 2012 Hey, Deja~! I was wondering if YOU were at least part of the "secret!" And dang good to see ya back...! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted June 11, 2012 Author Share Posted June 11, 2012 Hey, how come no one ever tells me any secrets? lol... I will have internet this week!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So I will be back to pick on you guys so you better be nice to me... lol. Great seeing all of ya, and I know the secret.. but I am not telling either.. cuz its a secret, only Victoria shares secrets.. lol Best be careful, DV. The secret could be about you!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deja Vous Posted June 11, 2012 Share Posted June 11, 2012 Hey, Deja~! I was wondering if YOU were at least part of the "secret!" And dang good to see ya back...! About me???????????????????? What? I am never doing anything in my life.. lol I bet forty is having twins.. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deja Vous Posted June 11, 2012 Share Posted June 11, 2012 Best be careful, DV. The secret could be about you!!! lol... Fortys... I can reach you from here you know? lol.. Geesh.. okay back to work.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deja Vous Posted June 11, 2012 Share Posted June 11, 2012 I'm glad you don't Steal also, I waz keeping an eye on that little pepperbox Sharps. There were 10 guns in that case, 4 Colts worth thousands and a Smith & Wesson worth 3 Colts and everybody wanted that Sharps 4 barrel Derringer. Musta been since it waz sooooo cute. Just sayin' Jake The pepperbox likes me best... lol.. You have a roadshow of firearms for sure.. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deja Vous Posted June 11, 2012 Share Posted June 11, 2012 Somebody get the water board. I'll get the hose. There are some things a man fears more than a water board, or a hose ... lol Stockings right? lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curley Cole, SASS #56849 Posted June 11, 2012 Share Posted June 11, 2012 I bet.... ....he even knows the secret curley Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deja Vous Posted June 11, 2012 Share Posted June 11, 2012 I bet.... ....he even knows the secret curley He might, but then it could have been in his dream only? lol. Is he still up there or did someone wake him up? Wow the food was so good, they put on a partly don't they!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubborn Dutchman, SASS # 61363 Posted June 11, 2012 Share Posted June 11, 2012 There are some things a man fears more than a water board, or a hose ... lol Stockings right? lol Stockings???? Try a gold turnicate[sp], worn on the third finger of the left hand, that cuts off the circulation of the entire body! THAT'S FRIGHTENING! DEJA Darlin',... glad to see you back. Can't wait to hear the stories. Dutchman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uno Mas SASS #80082 Posted June 11, 2012 Share Posted June 11, 2012 4T Odd; Tom sent me and Clamity home with a Peach Cobbler Care Package. Hmmmmmmmm? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deja Vous Posted June 11, 2012 Share Posted June 11, 2012 Stockings???? Try a gold turnicate[sp], worn on the third finger of the left hand, that cuts off the circulation of the entire body! THAT'S FRIGHTENING! DEJA Darlin',... glad to see you back. Can't wait to hear the stories. Dutchman Thanks Dutches.. but I won't have home access until Wed.. so I have to hold off on posting much from work. Been really busy in the office, and they frown on me slacking.. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted June 11, 2012 Author Share Posted June 11, 2012 He might, but then it could have been in his dream only? lol. Is he still up there or did someone wake him up? Wow the food was so good, they put on a partly don't they!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ol' All Hat slept right through it all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jittery Jim Jonah, SASS #64913L Posted June 11, 2012 Share Posted June 11, 2012 Ol' All Hat slept right through it all. splains why he didn't answer any of my questions.... JJJ-D :ph34r: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted June 12, 2012 Author Share Posted June 12, 2012 splains why he didn't answer any of my questions.... JJJ-D :ph34r: Yeah, could be. He don't talk much anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calamity Kris Posted June 12, 2012 Share Posted June 12, 2012 I think Uno and I done figured out the secret. He'll tell if you tickle him. HOWEVER, you'll have to get through me first. Liquor don't work with me. We had a wonderful time. It was great to see everyone again. Thank you so much Mr. and Mrs. Muley for inviting us to your spread for the wonderful festivities. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deja Vous Posted June 14, 2012 Share Posted June 14, 2012 I think Uno and I done figured out the secret. He'll tell if you tickle him. HOWEVER, you'll have to get through me first. Liquor don't work with me. We had a wonderful time. It was great to see everyone again. Thank you so much Mr. and Mrs. Muley for inviting us to your spread for the wonderful festivities. The secret is Fortys has lost his mind again.. My bet is he lost it inside of his huge hat.. lol The party was the best!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grumpy Old Man Posted June 14, 2012 Share Posted June 14, 2012 Didn't know 4T had a mind to lose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Houston # 35508 Posted June 14, 2012 Share Posted June 14, 2012 OK, he doesn't work in The White House.......Justice Department??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deja Vous Posted June 15, 2012 Share Posted June 15, 2012 Didn't know 4T had a mind to lose. Well, he told me he had one... lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grumpy Old Man Posted June 15, 2012 Share Posted June 15, 2012 Ya can't believe everything 4T tells ya. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Four-Eyed Buck,SASS #14795 Posted June 15, 2012 Share Posted June 15, 2012 NOW you tell me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deja Vous Posted June 18, 2012 Share Posted June 18, 2012 Ya can't believe everything 4T tells ya. You meant there is someone out there who does believe? lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Jake1001 Posted June 21, 2012 Share Posted June 21, 2012 Nobody told me the secret, but I'm starting to figure it out meownself. Just sayin' Jake Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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