Long Jim Hancock Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 OH the HUGE MANTEE .... SNOW COLLAPSES CHICKEN COOP ROOF ALL KFC'S nation-wide flying flag at half-staff... Colonel Sanders rolls over in his gravy... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spanish Bit Bobb Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 dibs on tha gizzards! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheet Iron Jack Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 This story contains most of the passions we all share...tragedy...some humor...but mostly the thought of the immense waste of livers...slowly deep-fried in Tony Cacheres' and beer batter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spur Strap SASS # 57161 Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 That is how they mass produce chicken patties. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocWard Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 Talk about fresh frozen! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Jake1001 Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 Does this mean I'm going to have to pay more for my 3 piece meal at KFC? I got a coupon for 3.99 with two sides. Big Jake Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 World wide, the chickens are in shock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pulp, SASS#28319 Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 Ain't much of a chicken hawk meself, but I do feel sorry for the feller what lost the money. I know several chicker farmers, and there's not a lot of profit/chicken. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001 Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 Ya know That is gonna take one BIG pot to make that much chicken an dumplins . CB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yellowhouse Sam # 25171 Posted February 5, 2011 Share Posted February 5, 2011 No doubt there was fowl play. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted February 5, 2011 Share Posted February 5, 2011 Does this mean I'm going to have to pay more for my 3 piece meal at KFC? I got a coupon for 3.99 with two sides. Big Jake Tell me Jake, have you ever seen a coupon without two sides? Usually front side and a back side. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utah Bob #35998 Posted February 5, 2011 Share Posted February 5, 2011 Murder? More like henslaughter I'd say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted February 5, 2011 Share Posted February 5, 2011 Look at the bright side of this. We could turn it all into chicken soup and cure the flu. No more flu shots. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bama Red Posted February 5, 2011 Share Posted February 5, 2011 Hmmm..... I thought it said 85,000 Chinese murdered and I wasn't too worried since there's so many of them. But Chickens - now that affects my vittles supply and y'all that knows me, knows I don't like havin' my vittles messed with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Assassin Posted February 5, 2011 Share Posted February 5, 2011 That's "Clucked Up". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Jake1001 Posted February 5, 2011 Share Posted February 5, 2011 Not to worry fellers, after reading more on it I found out thems egg laying chickens, not the eating kind of chickens. So I guess my coupon for a 3 piece meal with two (2) side orders is still good. It's them 3 eggs and pancake breakfasts that's going up. Gotta recoup the eggs loss somehow, raise the price always works for the farmers, don't it? Big(what likes him some steak 'n eggs for brefsesses) Jake Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfgang, SASS #53480 Posted February 5, 2011 Share Posted February 5, 2011 Not to worry fellers, after reading more on it I found out thems egg laying chickens, not the eating kind of chickens. So I guess my coupon for a 3 piece meal with two (2) side orders is still good. It's them 3 eggs and pancake breakfasts that's going up. Gotta recoup the eggs loss somehow, raise the price always works for the farmers, don't it? Big(what likes him some steak 'n eggs for brefsesses) Jake Egg layin chickens become eatin' chickens when the egg production drops too low Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pulp, SASS#28319 Posted February 5, 2011 Share Posted February 5, 2011 I ordered a whole boneless chicken meal a a restaurant. They brought me an egg. Remember the Gary Larson cartoon about the Boneless Chicken Ranch. Globs of feathers scattered around on the ground. At least they're easy to catch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smithy Posted February 5, 2011 Share Posted February 5, 2011 Egg layin chickens become eatin' chickens when the egg production drops too low Not too far off. When an egg laying chicken is done (economically speaking) it's then called a "spent hen" and is sold off for meat usually processed for things such as Campbell's Chicken Noodle Soup (this comes from a four year Cal Poly Poultry Science Major Drop Out). Four years invested just so I could answer obscure trivia questions. Smithy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Rusty Bore SASS#22739 Posted February 5, 2011 Share Posted February 5, 2011 My brother had a friend that was a trucker. He picked up a load of spent chickens for Campbells soup. Swore he'd never eat chicken soup again! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KY.Wolf S.A.S.S. # 28252 Posted February 5, 2011 Share Posted February 5, 2011 Thanks for the laughs,,,,,,,,, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SGT. QUINCANNON, SASS #32999 Posted February 5, 2011 Share Posted February 5, 2011 You boys are all being way too insensitive to the tender feelings of our friends in PITA (Pain In The @$$). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GunClick Rick Posted February 5, 2011 Share Posted February 5, 2011 Reminds me of the time when Sarah Palin was givin thanks at thanksgivin in front of the turkey processor,turkey heads were droppin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew Duncan Posted February 5, 2011 Share Posted February 5, 2011 85,000 chickens running around yelling, "The sky is falling". And they were right! Now with a chicken shortage y'all are going to have to, "Eat mor beef." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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