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It's not the full show. mostly it's Rickles comments about the roasters. George C Scott was he was laughing so hard I thought he was going to hurt himself.

'Cuz one was not enough!

And don’t try to upgrade to husband 2.0 or later.

Tales of a true Curmudgeon?

Long or Short???

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If folks don't know the difference between a 45 Colt cartridge and a 45 Auto cartridge, they have no business holding a handgun! Quite frankly, the same with all of the 45 caliber cartridges....and I mean ALL OF THEM. The 45-70 is a 45 caliber cartridge....

Dang, I guess I'll have to fess up and take responsibility for being a nice guy. This sure is ruining my bad reputation.

The young woman who submitted the tech support message below (about her relationship to her husband) presumably did it as a joke. Then she got a reply that was way too good to keep to herself. The tech support people's love advice was hilarious and genius! The query: Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slowdown in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as: NBA 5.0, NFL 3.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and House cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do? Signed: Desperate The response (that came weeks later out of the blue)… Dear Desperate, First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System. Please enter command: I thought you loved me.html and try to download Tears 6.2. Do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. However, remember, overuse of the Tears application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1. Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download Snoring Loudly Beta version. Whatever you do, DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Mother-In-Law 1.0 as it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources. In addition, please do not attempt to re-install the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0. In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Cooking 3.0. Good Luck Tech Support

Yep they are going fast. I reserved one today.

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#OTD 1935, 52-year-old William Halsey became became the oldest person to earn naval aviator's wings. RADM Ernest King had offered him command of the carrier USS Saratoga if he took an air observer course, but he chose to complete the aviator course to better understand pilots. While in flight school, Halsey made a mistake and had to wear a medal designating him as "The Flying Jackass" which he later kept in his cabin on USS Saratoga. Whenever he wanted to bawl someone out, the medal reminded him that he was not perfect.

I’m coming to TN to kick a$$ and chew bubblegum and I’m all out of bubblegum.

Howdy Pat.....Yep more of our Aussie slang, when Jack see's the post he will chime in with what happened...basically he had to leave the sealed road & ended up following a ditch which had a hidden tree stump that brought him to a sudden stop !!!!! I'm surprised gutsa' was in the dictionary

Ain't no way to write it what's not confusing to Widder. Cap'n BB mightve let a Major DoDo when he seen that picture.

Frontline

This is a new one for me. Had to look it up Tell Jackaroo that Lidocaine patches work wonders on cracked, fractured or broken ribs. Here we can buy them at the drug store. I think they’re 4% Lidocaine over the counter. I’m pretty sure prescription Lidocaine patches are 5% Lidocaine. I have lots of experience with testing dirt, pavement and concrete at various speeds. Anti-inflammatories help a great deal as well.

From the live album https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/No_Quarter:_Jimmy_Page_and_Robert_Plant_Unledded I have the DVD, it's pretty good

Flock 'em.....

Or amphibious? Musk seems to think so. Hmm...large banks of litium batteries floating in salt water...what could possibly go wrong?

Dutch I sent u a PM, Irish ☘️ Pat

Great story!!

I can remember having to watch Liberace at my German Grandmother's house. She loved it. He was one fine piano player, but too schmaltzy and over the top for me. I think it was B&W TV!