Cactus Jack Calder Posted April 11, 2023 Share Posted April 11, 2023 8 hours ago, Sedalia Dave said: I need that hat! Where can I get one? CJ 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted April 11, 2023 Share Posted April 11, 2023 2 minutes ago, Cactus Jack Calder said: I need that hat! Where can I get one? CJ https://www.amazon.com/dysfunctional-veteran-leave-me-alone/s?k=dysfunctional+veteran+leave+me+alone 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cactus Jack Calder Posted April 11, 2023 Share Posted April 11, 2023 22 minutes ago, Alpo said: https://www.amazon.com/dysfunctional-veteran-leave-me-alone/s?k=dysfunctional+veteran+leave+me+alone Thank you Alpo. CJ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sedalia Dave Posted April 11, 2023 Share Posted April 11, 2023 (edited) 1 hour ago, Cactus Jack Calder said: I need that hat! Where can I get one? CJ https://veteranvaults.com/products/dysfunctional Edited April 11, 2023 by Sedalia Dave 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Subdeacon Joe Posted April 11, 2023 Author Share Posted April 11, 2023 8 hours ago, Sedalia Dave said: That person needs a visit to a woods shed. 2 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted April 12, 2023 Share Posted April 12, 2023 Boudreaux was feeling guilty, so he went to confession."Father, I kinda took a little lumber from that new construction site."Priest: "What did you do with the lumber, my son?Boudreaux: "Well, Father, my porch, she's had a hole for a long time. I'm afraid that someone will break their leg, so I fix the hole."Priest: "Well, that's not so bad."Boudreaux: "Well, Father, I had a little lumber left."Priest: "What did you do with it?Boudreaux: "Well, my poor dog Phideaux, he ain't never had no place to get outta the weather, so I make him his own little doghouse."Priest: "OK, anything else?"Boudreaux: "Well, Father, I had a little lumber left. So you know, my truck, she ain't never had no place to get outta de weather either, so I make her a two-car garage."Priest: "Now, this is getting a little out of hand."Boudreaux: "Well, Father, I still had a little lumber left."Priest: "Yes?"Boudreaux: "Well, my wife, she always want a bigger house. So I add two bedrooms and a new bathroom."Priest: "OK! That's definitely too much. For your penance, you are going to have to make a Novena. You do know how to make a Novena, don't you?"Boudreaux: "No, Father ... but if you got the plans, I got the lumber." 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Subdeacon Joe Posted April 12, 2023 Author Share Posted April 12, 2023 https://www.facebook.com/reel/819946633131915?s=yWDuG2&fs=e 2 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subdeacon Joe Posted April 12, 2023 Author Share Posted April 12, 2023 https://www.facebook.com/reel/730894092111425?mibextid=9drbnH&s=yWDuG2&fs=e 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Kloehr Posted April 12, 2023 Share Posted April 12, 2023 2 hours ago, Subdeacon Joe said: https://www.facebook.com/reel/730894092111425?mibextid=9drbnH&s=yWDuG2&fs=e I'll take a guess. In the past, many drivers failed to execute or even see the turn. They went straight up the hill on the other side, hopefully not t-boning oncoming traffic. The sign makes drivers realize they need to make a right. Somewhere in the New York City area, drivers were driving into the wall on a multi-lane road at a curve. Traffic engineers put up arrows on the wall, drivers still plowed straight into it. The they put up a "Not A Through Road" sign on the wall, and that worked! 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted April 12, 2023 Share Posted April 12, 2023 3 minutes ago, John Kloehr said: I'll take a guess. In the past, many drivers failed to execute or even see the turn. They went straight up the hill on the other side, hopefully not t-boning oncoming traffic. The sign makes drivers realize they need to make a right. Somewhere in the New York City area, drivers were driving into the wall on a multi-lane road at a curve. Traffic engineers put up arrows on the wall, drivers still plowed straight into it. The they put up a "Not A Through Road" sign on the wall, and that worked! Reminds me of Roadrunner & Wily Coyote. 3 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subdeacon Joe Posted April 12, 2023 Author Share Posted April 12, 2023 33 minutes ago, John Kloehr said: I'll take a guess. In the past, many drivers failed to execute or even see the turn. They went straight up the hill on the other side, hopefully not t-boning oncoming traffic. The sign makes drivers realize they need to make a right. Somewhere in the New York City area, drivers were driving into the wall on a multi-lane road at a curve. Traffic engineers put up arrows on the wall, drivers still plowed straight into it. The they put up a "Not A Through Road" sign on the wall, and that worked! OK. That makes sense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LawMan Mark, SASS #57095L Posted April 13, 2023 Share Posted April 13, 2023 4 1 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001 Posted April 13, 2023 Share Posted April 13, 2023 (edited) BOOT LEGGIN" Edited April 13, 2023 by Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001 dang fingers ain't workin right Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subdeacon Joe Posted April 13, 2023 Author Share Posted April 13, 2023 (edited) Mine would just point and giggle. You might say that they would "bare" all the costs! Edited April 13, 2023 by Subdeacon Joe 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Subdeacon Joe Posted April 13, 2023 Author Share Posted April 13, 2023 "When you have SVD Dragunov tastes but a mil surplus budget..." 2 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted April 13, 2023 Share Posted April 13, 2023 On 4/10/2023 at 8:42 PM, Cactus Jack Calder said: I need that hat! Where can I get one? CJ See them often at the VA hospital down the road. I'll ask next time I'm there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted April 14, 2023 Share Posted April 14, 2023 Thibodeaux was visiting with his friend, Boudreaux, one day. Boudreaux asked Thibodeaux what he had been up to lately. Thibodeaux says, "Well, I just came back from Lafayette me. "What were you doing in Lafayette?" asked Boudreaux. "I went up dere to buy me a new hunting dog cher," replies Thibodeaux. Boudreaux says, "Mais Thibodeaux, what's wrong with the hunting dogs from around here mon ami?" Thibodeaux says, "Well, dis hunting dog can walk on water." Boudreaux laughs, "Thibodeaux, you got fooled you. Hunting dogs can't walk on water no." Thibodeaux says, "I'm telling you cher. My new hunting dog can walk on water. You want to see?” Boudreaux and Thibodeaux go out on the lake with Thibodeaux's new hunting dog. Pretty soon, Thibodeaux brings down a duck. The dog immediately walks out across the water, retrieves the duck, and jumps back in the boat. Thibodeaux turns to Boudreau, "So what do you tink about dat, huh?" Boudreaux replies, "Dat dog can't swim, can he? 2 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subdeacon Joe Posted April 14, 2023 Author Share Posted April 14, 2023 (edited) Edited April 14, 2023 by Subdeacon Joe 2 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 Posted April 14, 2023 Share Posted April 14, 2023 4 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LawMan Mark, SASS #57095L Posted April 14, 2023 Share Posted April 14, 2023 I'm not a meme thief. I prefer the title "Social Media Redistribution Specialist". 1 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subdeacon Joe Posted April 14, 2023 Author Share Posted April 14, 2023 6 minutes ago, Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 said: You also don't speak English. https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/people-have-been-saying-ax-instead-ask-1200-years-180949663/ Quote "It is not a new thing; it is not a mistake," he says. "It is a regular feature of English." Sheidlower says you can trace "ax" back to the eighth century. https://chrisdier.com/2015/10/24/yatspeak-the-history-of-ax-instead-of-ask/ Quote Recent research by the American Dialect Society claims that using “axe” instead of “ask” is nothing new nor is it a mistake. The word “axe” derives from the Old English verb “ascian”, which means to enquire, and its usage is dated to over 1,200 years ago. Chaucer frequently used “axe”. The first complete English translation of the Bible, the Coverdale Bible, also uses it: “Axe and it shall be given.” The term has Chaucerian roots and was habitually employed throughout English literature for centuries. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 Posted April 14, 2023 Share Posted April 14, 2023 You and ALPO have been spending more time together haven't you??? 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subdeacon Joe Posted April 14, 2023 Author Share Posted April 14, 2023 5 minutes ago, Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 said: You and ALPO have been spending more time together haven't you??? The "axe, ask" bit of ignorance has been one of my pet peeves for at least 20 years. Make that 30.....hmmm.... might could be 35. 3 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LawMan Mark, SASS #57095L Posted April 14, 2023 Share Posted April 14, 2023 1 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subdeacon Joe Posted April 14, 2023 Author Share Posted April 14, 2023 I don't think they sell these anymore. At least I didn't see any stripped lowers on the website. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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