Pigeon Eating Python

[Buckshot Bear]

My son has racing pigeons, this python got into the loft last night and ate one (you can see the lump) python was relocated safely a few kilometres away into the bush.

 

[Slapshot]

Would have relocated it to the BBQ grill. As I don't think relocating is going to help since the python now knows where good easy meals await him.

[Buckshot Bear]

[Sedalia Dave]

Shouldn't the title be Python Eating Pigeons?  

[Buckshot Bear]

1 minute ago, Slapshot said:

Would have relocated it to the BBQ grill. As I don't think relocating is going to help since the python now knows where good easy meals await him.

 

He's relocated a few over the years and some have come back.

 

[Buckshot Bear]

2 minutes ago, Sedalia Dave said:

Shouldn't the title be Python Eating Pigeons?  

 

ROFLMAO off!!!!! I did think about that and said "Pancake eating kid" and thought that worked so went for it     

[Charlie Harley, #14153]

Pigeon-Eating Python

 

Turns the first two words into one hyphenated adjective to modify the third word. 
 

But I’d’ve killed the f$)(@!g snake!

[Cypress Sun]

Are pythons native to Australia or protected by law?

 

Pythons and to a lesser extent, Boas, have become a real problem as an invasive species in South Florida and especially the Everglades. RIght now, they have a bounty on them. If I remember hearing right, there's no season and no special stamp required for them either. 

 

If that one had ate my pet or sporting bird, he'd be a headless, dead snake that would soon be featured on my hat or boots.

[Buckshot Bear]

19 minutes ago, Cypress Sun said:

Are pythons native to Australia or protected by law?

 

Pythons and to a lesser extent, Boas, have become a real problem as an invasive species in South Florida and especially the Everglades. RIght now, they have a bounty on them. If I remember hearing right, there's no season and no special stamp required for them either. 

 

If that one had ate my pet or sporting bird, he'd be a headless, dead snake that would soon be featured on my hat or boots.

 

Yes, native to Australia and protected (all snakes are protected here even the real dangerous ones). 

[Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062]

yep, ALL snakes are protected ........... they are not, however, armour-plated .....   

[Buckshot Bear]

1 hour ago, Charlie Harley, #14153 said:

Pigeon-Eating Python

 

Turns the first two words into one hyphenated adjective to modify the third word. 
 

But I’d’ve killed the f$)(@!g snake!

 

@Charlie Harley, #14153 Thanks, learnt something then. 

[Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062]

 

 

 

 ..... I s'pose you named it something "socially acceptable" ..... like Colt ......   

[Crooked River Pete, SASS 43485]

17 minutes ago, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said:

 

 

 

 ..... I s'pose you named it something "socially acceptable" ..... like Colt ......   

Or Monty

[WOLFY]

This thread title and Sedalia Dave's comment reminded me...

 

When I was a child, the folks took me to the zoo. 

 

 

I was confused by the Monkey-Eating Eagle. 

[Widder, SASS #59054]

If your son has "racing pigeons", the snake just did him a favor and got rid of 'Slow Joe'..... or would that be 'Slow Brandon'?

 

..........Widder

 

[Buckshot Bear]

32 minutes ago, Widder, SASS #59054 said:

If your son has "racing pigeons", the snake just did him a favor and got rid of 'Slow Joe'..... or would that be 'Slow Brandon'?

 

..........Widder

 

 

It was the oldest one in his loft. 

[Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001]

time to employ the 3 S rule 

 

shoot 

shovel 

shut up 

 

  CB 

[Sedalia Dave]

13 hours ago, Buckshot Bear said:

 

It was the oldest one in his loft. 

 

Sleepy Joe is the oldest person to occupy the oval office. 

[Pat Riot]

18 hours ago, Buckshot Bear said:

 

Yes, native to Australia and protected (all snakes are protected here even the real dangerous ones). 

Your politicians are “dangerous”?

 

 

[Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062]

11 minutes ago, Pat Riot, SASS #13748 said:

Your politicians are “dangerous”?

 

 

 

 ... yes they are ..........

 

             ...... both dangerous and protected ... (damnit)  

[Horace Patootie, SASS #35798]

I think he might have eaten your shoes too !  :-)

Horace

[sassnetguy50]

It happened and was relocated to prevent a repeat:

Python ate pigeon.