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Ponder on these imponderables for a minute


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Ponder on these imponderables for a minute:

 

If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?

 

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

 

If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?

 

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

 

Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a racing car not called a racist?

 

Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?

 

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted,

cowboys deranged :), models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?

 

If alcohol is to blame for 15% of deaths on the road, could you reduce road deaths by 85% by banning sober driving?

 

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