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Ponder on these imponderables for a minute

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Ponder on these imponderables for a minute:


If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?


Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?


If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?


Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?


Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a racing car not called a racist?


Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?


If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted,

cowboys deranged :), models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?


If alcohol is to blame for 15% of deaths on the road, could you reduce road deaths by 85% by banning sober driving?


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14 hours ago, Waxahachie Kid #17017 L said:

I may be schizophrenic....

But at least I have each other.



I used to say the Air Force could save on manpower requirements if they used schizophrenics in places where "Two Man Policy" was required! :wacko:

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