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Ponder on these imponderables for a minute


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Ponder on these imponderables for a minute:

 

If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?

 

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

 

If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?

 

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

 

Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a racing car not called a racist?

 

Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?

 

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted,

cowboys deranged :), models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?

 

If alcohol is to blame for 15% of deaths on the road, could you reduce road deaths by 85% by banning sober driving?

 

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I think buckshot bear needs to change his name to puppy chow. He's not quite as -- something -- as Alpo, but give him a few years to grow.

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16 hours ago, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said:

 ... pondering this is gonna take more than a minute .......... 10 years more .......

 

 

 in the mean time consider ......

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Oh Wow!!!!!

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19 hours ago, Forty Rod SASS 3935 said:

Queries to ruin a sane mind.

 

Unless, of course, you were insane to start with.

 

Are you?  Were you?  Am I/?

 

WK WGAD? 

 

Why yes, you are insane. Just part of your singular charm.

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14 hours ago, Waxahachie Kid #17017 L said:

I may be schizophrenic....

But at least I have each other.

 

 

I used to say the Air Force could save on manpower requirements if they used schizophrenics in places where "Two Man Policy" was required! :wacko:

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2 hours ago, Sedalia Dave said:

Can vegetarians eat Animal Crackers????

 

 

Remember - not safe to eat if the seal is broken.

 

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