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On 6/1/2024 at 10:22 PM, Alpo said:

That smashed taters inside that bologna?

I hope so ! 

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12 minutes ago, Eyesa Horg said:

I hope so ! 

Yeah it could be smashed turnips or squashed rutabaga. They're pretty nasty too.

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3 minutes ago, Alpo said:

Yeah it could be smashed turnips or squashed rutabaga. They're pretty nasty too.

My thoughts exactly! I was thinking turnip, yuk!

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27 minutes ago, Buckshot Bear said:

If you know about this, your old

 

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I still do it:D

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49 minutes ago, Buckshot Bear said:

If you know about this, your old

 

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Yup!

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5 minutes ago, Alpo said:

I'm old, but I have no idea what that is.

It’s a weed that grows a stem with the flower head you see in the picture. You pluck the whole stem bend it as shown and pull sharply to pop the head off. Point it at people like shooting a rubber band.

 

I believe you do not have this weed in Florida. Spent many summers there visiting my Grandparents.

 

CJ

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OTTO @#$&
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52 minutes ago, Cactus Jack Calder said:

I believe you do not have this weed in Florida.

I believe you're correct. It doesn't look like anything I've seen. Thank you.

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12 minutes ago, Buckshot Bear said:

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I saw this with Redneck for the last frame. Strikes a chord since I was asleep in a tent when idiots did this and was awakened by the screams.  Great good fortune the can didn't go and no one was harmed.  In my late Teens, and a lifelong memory.  We got the mess extinguished.

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Blackwater days he is confused. I thought everyone knew about the Canada goose, AKA Cobra chicken. And when they grow up they become a cassowary.

 

For those that don't know what a cassowary is, that's the thing standing in the store.

 

 

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... attair spider and attair snake both ... each one is a pretty damned good reason for God Almighty to invent the twelve gauge shotgun! 🥵😐😬😱

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Seems to me, that if something bit the head off a crocodile, there would be a headless body there.

 

That looks more like something bit the body off a crocodile, and went on its merry way chewing, leaving the head on the beach.

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