The Aussie Humour Thread

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Gumeraka South Australia

 

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Rock of ages!

[sassnetguy50]

2 hours ago, Buckshot Bear said:

Pixar writers chose Bruce because Spielberg named the animatronic sharks Bruce (his lawyer) during filming.

[Sedalia Dave]

3 hours ago, Buckshot Bear said:

 

 

 

[Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062]

10 hours ago, Buckshot Bear said:

 

  ..... yep, the worst thing about the feetball grandfinal being over and finished is that it's now cricket season ......... damnit  

[Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001]

crickets , we use then for fish bait 

 

  CB 

[Texas Joker]

Just bait?

 

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Possibly useful for the maker to apply as an enema?  

[Smuteye John SASS#24774]

11 minutes ago, Texas Joker said:

Just bait?

 

Uhhhh, NO.

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Silo in Picola, Victoria

 

[Abilene Slim SASS 81783]

23 minutes ago, Buckshot Bear said:

Silo in Picola, Victoria

 

Looking at these gorgeous painted solos makes me wonder -  how much paint do y’all have on the continent? 

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Kyogle's giant bush turkey - it ways 16 tonnes 

 

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5 minutes ago, Abilene Slim SASS 81783 said:

Looking at these gorgeous painted solos makes me wonder -  how much paint do y’all have on the continent? 

 

It seems like we have a lot Abilene  

[Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062]

9 hours ago, Buckshot Bear said:

 

It seems like we have a lot Abilene  

 

     ........... HAD a lot  

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The big dog collar. Ballam park Victoria

 

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[John Kloehr]

On 10/6/2023 at 11:55 AM, Texas Joker said:

Can't distillate against your feline

You and Otto need to have a serious talk...

[Texas Joker]

56 minutes ago, John Kloehr said:

You and Otto need to have a serious talk...

I think I broke him

[Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474]

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Upmarket (hoity toity) fly strips

 

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AWAS range practice with Owen Guns. Members of the Australian Women's Army Service being instructed in the use of the Owen Gun at Belmont in Queensland.

From left to right: Lance Bombardier Lorna Molloy, Gunner Francis Fowler, Gunner Pamela Holden, instructor Warrant Officer Gilbert Page. Ronald N. Keam 062586 Circa 1942

Following the end of the Second World War, the service was wound down and ceased to exist by 30 June 1947 when all members of the AWAS had been demobilised.

 

 

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The big uggs - Newcastle NSW

 

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Ned Kelly. Glenrowan Victoria

 

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We call these Cocktail Frankfurts -

 

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Big Trout Admirably (snowy Mountains) built in 1973

 

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Big Beer Cans Adelaide

 

[Smuteye John SASS#24774]

1 hour ago, Buckshot Bear said:

We call these Cocktail Frankfurts -

 

Depends on how big they are and how spicy.

 

Could be red hots or hot links.  (Hmmmm, hot links with a little mustard and, maybe, some sauerkraut on a fresh bun.)

[Rip Snorter]

1 hour ago, Buckshot Bear said:

We call these Cocktail Frankfurts -

 

Pretty much the same thing, and at a party, served in a fondue pot with a good BBQ sauce the first appetizer to go, despite there being fancier ones.  I always prepared 2 batches in the days when we hosted big parties.