Ants

[Tascosa, SASS# 24838]

Know why ants do not get sick? They have small anti bodies

[Patagonia Pete]

What do you call two teenage ants running to vegas?? - Antelope 

[Blackwater 53393]

So!!  Would an ant orgy end in an anty climax??

 

 

(I’m gonna get a whippin’ for this one!) 

[Charlie Harley, #14153]

This thread is going to get good. I’ll grab some popcorn and watch it unfold. 

[Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967]

Anyone notice in another thread that I mentioned cleaning ant carcasses out of the well pump electrical parts while humming the theme to The Pink Panther?  

[Blackwater 53393]

What kind of Italian food do ants like??

 

Anty pasto!!

[Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L]

What's the largest ant on earth called?

Elephant

[Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984]

1 hour ago, Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 said:

Anyone notice in another thread that I mentioned cleaning ant carcasses out of the well pump electrical parts while humming the theme to The Pink Panther?  

Yes!

 

 

 

[Blackwater 53393]

Is an ant’s cousin’s mother Aunt Ant or Auntie Ant and is her husband Uncle Ant??

[Kid Rich]

10 hours ago, Blackwater 53393 said:

Is an ant’s cousin’s mother Aunt Ant or Auntie Ant and is her husband Uncle Ant??

Either you are off your meds or you got a double dose.

kR

[Chili Ron]

Howdy,

 

Whats a whales favorite tv game show?

 

Whale of fortune.

Best

CR

 

[Father Kit Cool Gun Garth]

What do you call a 100 year old ant?

 

Antique 

[Fence Cutter]

Is ant hill related to Hank Hill ?

[Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474]

On 7/31/2020 at 10:39 PM, Blackwater 53393 said:

Is an ant’s cousin’s mother Aunt Ant or Auntie Ant and is her husband Uncle Ant??

 

Are you starting to channel Alpo?

[Pat Riot]

Auntie Em

[Blackwater 53393]

1 hour ago, Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 said:

 

Are you starting to channel Alpo?

 

NAH!!  I ain’t normal enough to channel Alpo, but I keep that part locked up most of the time!!