Tascosa, SASS# 24838 907 Posted July 31, 2020 Know why ants do not get sick? They have small anti bodies Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patagonia Pete 756 Posted July 31, 2020 What do you call two teenage ants running to vegas?? - Antelope Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Blackwater 53393 5,444 Posted July 31, 2020 So!! Would an ant orgy end in an anty climax?? (I’m gonna get a whippin’ for this one!) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Charlie Harley, #14153 2,762 Posted August 1, 2020 This thread is going to get good. I’ll grab some popcorn and watch it unfold. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 5,489 Posted August 1, 2020 Anyone notice in another thread that I mentioned cleaning ant carcasses out of the well pump electrical parts while humming the theme to The Pink Panther? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Blackwater 53393 5,444 Posted August 1, 2020 What kind of Italian food do ants like?? Anty pasto!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L 1,999 Posted August 1, 2020 What's the largest ant on earth called? Elephant Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 6,843 Posted August 1, 2020 1 hour ago, Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 said: Anyone notice in another thread that I mentioned cleaning ant carcasses out of the well pump electrical parts while humming the theme to The Pink Panther? Yes! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Blackwater 53393 5,444 Posted August 1, 2020 Is an ant’s cousin’s mother Aunt Ant or Auntie Ant and is her husband Uncle Ant?? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kid Rich 743 Posted August 1, 2020 10 hours ago, Blackwater 53393 said: Is an ant’s cousin’s mother Aunt Ant or Auntie Ant and is her husband Uncle Ant?? Either you are off your meds or you got a double dose. kR Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chili Ron 872 Posted August 1, 2020 Howdy, Whats a whales favorite tv game show? Whale of fortune. Best CR Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Father Kit Cool Gun Garth 6,582 Posted August 1, 2020 What do you call a 100 year old ant? Antique Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fence Cutter 655 Posted August 1, 2020 Is ant hill related to Hank Hill ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 5,830 Posted August 5, 2020 On 7/31/2020 at 10:39 PM, Blackwater 53393 said: Is an ant’s cousin’s mother Aunt Ant or Auntie Ant and is her husband Uncle Ant?? Are you starting to channel Alpo? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pat Riot, SASS #13748 20,684 Posted August 5, 2020 Auntie Em Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Blackwater 53393 5,444 Posted August 5, 2020 1 hour ago, Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 said: Are you starting to channel Alpo? NAH!! I ain’t normal enough to channel Alpo, but I keep that part locked up most of the time!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites