LawMan Mark, SASS #57095L Posted June 15, 2020 Share Posted June 15, 2020 Dad: Kyle, do you think I'm a bad father? Son: My name is Blake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perro Del Diablo Posted June 15, 2020 Share Posted June 15, 2020 I call my kids by my cats name. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hendo Posted June 15, 2020 Share Posted June 15, 2020 I roll call the entire family roster until I get a response from the one I want. It works for kids, dogs, cats, wife, whatever... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tex Jones, SASS 2263 Posted June 15, 2020 Share Posted June 15, 2020 My father: "Hey, you, whatever your name is..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badlands Bob #61228 Posted June 15, 2020 Share Posted June 15, 2020 Until I was 12, I thought my name was Dammit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wild Will Bartell Posted June 15, 2020 Share Posted June 15, 2020 4 minutes ago, Badlands Bob #61228 said: Until I was 12, I thought my name was Dammit. Me too, only I was ‘that little b#&$@%d’. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allie Mo, SASS No. 25217 Posted June 15, 2020 Share Posted June 15, 2020 My brother was Jake and I was Kid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LawMan Mark, SASS #57095L Posted June 15, 2020 Author Share Posted June 15, 2020 If my father ever got to using middle names, someone was gonna die. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted June 15, 2020 Share Posted June 15, 2020 One of our customers was a family-owned business. Three of the brothers were welders. The fourth one, Kenny, was QA. Their sister was the secretary / receptionist. Mom was the treasurer, and dad was the boss. I'm back there one day talking to Kenny about something I had found that they would have to fix, and over the loudspeaker I hear his mother. "Kenneth, come up to the office." I looked over at him and said, "you're in trouble". He said, "yeah. I don't know what I did, but when she says Kenneth I'm in trouble". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
South-Eye Ned Posted June 15, 2020 Share Posted June 15, 2020 My wife’s name is Andrea, and I work with an Andra, Adriana, and an Angela. I’m in trouble all the time for getting these names mixed up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calamity Kris Posted June 16, 2020 Share Posted June 16, 2020 Uno's parents named all three boys with the same first letter. When one of them was about to be called to the carpet, the parent would scroll through all the names until the correct boy answered. (Uno's parents got creative and named Uno's sister, the last child, using the next letter in the alphabet.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramblin Gambler Posted June 16, 2020 Share Posted June 16, 2020 On 6/15/2020 at 1:46 PM, Hendo said: I roll call the entire family roster until I get a response from the one I want. It works for kids, dogs, cats, wife, whatever... My granny did that. When you heard your name and she kept going you knew she didn't want you. Before she passed she got to where she would say the name she wanted then say a few more before she circled back around to it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Gauntlet , SASS 60619 Posted June 17, 2020 Share Posted June 17, 2020 Did it all the time with five kids (now they are all middle-aged...). "Christi...no I mean Sar... no I mean Jennif...no, Ted....." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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