LawMan Mark, SASS #57095L Posted June 15, 2020 Posted June 15, 2020 Dad: Kyle, do you think I'm a bad father? Son: My name is Blake.
Hendo Posted June 15, 2020 Posted June 15, 2020 I roll call the entire family roster until I get a response from the one I want. It works for kids, dogs, cats, wife, whatever...
Tex Jones, SASS 2263 Posted June 15, 2020 Posted June 15, 2020 My father: "Hey, you, whatever your name is..."
Badlands Bob #61228 Posted June 15, 2020 Posted June 15, 2020 Until I was 12, I thought my name was Dammit.
Wild Will Bartell Posted June 15, 2020 Posted June 15, 2020 4 minutes ago, Badlands Bob #61228 said: Until I was 12, I thought my name was Dammit. Me too, only I was ‘that little b#&$@%d’.
Allie Mo, SASS No. 25217 Posted June 15, 2020 Posted June 15, 2020 My brother was Jake and I was Kid.
LawMan Mark, SASS #57095L Posted June 15, 2020 Author Posted June 15, 2020 If my father ever got to using middle names, someone was gonna die.
Alpo Posted June 15, 2020 Posted June 15, 2020 One of our customers was a family-owned business. Three of the brothers were welders. The fourth one, Kenny, was QA. Their sister was the secretary / receptionist. Mom was the treasurer, and dad was the boss. I'm back there one day talking to Kenny about something I had found that they would have to fix, and over the loudspeaker I hear his mother. "Kenneth, come up to the office." I looked over at him and said, "you're in trouble". He said, "yeah. I don't know what I did, but when she says Kenneth I'm in trouble".
South-Eye Ned Posted June 15, 2020 Posted June 15, 2020 My wife’s name is Andrea, and I work with an Andra, Adriana, and an Angela. I’m in trouble all the time for getting these names mixed up!
Calamity Kris Posted June 16, 2020 Posted June 16, 2020 Uno's parents named all three boys with the same first letter. When one of them was about to be called to the carpet, the parent would scroll through all the names until the correct boy answered. (Uno's parents got creative and named Uno's sister, the last child, using the next letter in the alphabet.)
Ramblin Gambler Posted June 16, 2020 Posted June 16, 2020 On 6/15/2020 at 1:46 PM, Hendo said: I roll call the entire family roster until I get a response from the one I want. It works for kids, dogs, cats, wife, whatever... My granny did that. When you heard your name and she kept going you knew she didn't want you. Before she passed she got to where she would say the name she wanted then say a few more before she circled back around to it.
Red Gauntlet , SASS 60619 Posted June 17, 2020 Posted June 17, 2020 Did it all the time with five kids (now they are all middle-aged...). "Christi...no I mean Sar... no I mean Jennif...no, Ted....."
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