LawMan Mark, SASS #57095L Posted May 2, 2020 Share Posted May 2, 2020 Interested in purchasing a new or gently used haircut. Men's size 7 1/2, brown or black preferred. Straight hair only, and NOT interested in any with a hole in the crown area. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imis Twohofon,SASS # 46646 Posted May 2, 2020 Share Posted May 2, 2020 Sorry, the only one I have available is considerably grayed and has a large, centrally located solar panel. Imis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cactus Jack Calder Posted May 2, 2020 Share Posted May 2, 2020 I have a 75 year old rug with no discernible open spots, cut to a #3 spacer. It will need some color work if you insist on no grey. I understand the salt and pepper look is quite the fashion among 60+ year olds these days. CJ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted May 2, 2020 Share Posted May 2, 2020 I am going with the new “Sheep Dog” hairstyle. It seems to be all the rage here in my area. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perro Del Diablo Posted May 2, 2020 Share Posted May 2, 2020 I still can see streaks of brown in between the grey. Uncut for 5 years no wear marks on top but is quite wavy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted May 2, 2020 Share Posted May 2, 2020 57 minutes ago, Perro Del Diablo said: I still can see streaks of brown in between the grey. Uncut for 5 years no wear marks on top but is quite wavy. I don't have a hole it the top of mine, but my forehead a four inches higher than it was when I was twenty-five. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Rich Posted May 2, 2020 Share Posted May 2, 2020 TW might be able to help you. kR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joke 'um Posted May 2, 2020 Share Posted May 2, 2020 Never get another haircut. Shaggy and scruffy will be the Badge of Honor for the "Wuhan Survivor" for decades ot come. "Mommy, why does that man look so wild?" "Sshhhh, he's a Wuhan Survivor. He'll never be well groomed again!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted May 2, 2020 Share Posted May 2, 2020 21 minutes ago, Joke 'um said: Never get another haircut. Shaggy and scruffy will be the Badge of Honor for the "Wuhan Survivor" for decades ot come. "Mommy, why does that man look so wild?" "Sshhhh, he's a Wuhan Survivor. He'll never be well groomed again!" NAMES FOR NEW MEN’S HAIRSTYLES The Wuhan Survivor - long and shaggy. Completely unkempt. Covidian Style - slight trim around the edges. Mismatched taper in the back. Quarantine Cut - Resembles a bowl cut. Usually seen in family photos - smiling woman, frowning man. The Face Mask - short on the sides, long on top. Created after getting locks tangled in makeshift masks with rubber bands for ear loops. The Flowbie - Similar to the Quarantine Cut but with less bowl-like influence. People with “The Flowbie” usually cannot find a second mirror to see how the back looks. Mirror usually found hidden in the Goodwill box shortly after wife sees back of man’s head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Four-Eyed Buck,SASS #14795 Posted May 2, 2020 Share Posted May 2, 2020 I'm getting close to the middle pic, Pat. My mask got tangled with my hearing aids yesterday when I went to take it off. Had to remove glasses, hearing aids, then mask to untangle everything. This exercise was accompanied by some rather "WARM" language Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Chance Morgun Posted May 3, 2020 Share Posted May 3, 2020 Haircut? We don't need no stinking haircut! Just remember, God only made so many perfect heads. The rest he had to cover with hair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted May 3, 2020 Share Posted May 3, 2020 On 5/2/2020 at 4:36 AM, Imis Twohofon,SASS # 46646 said: Sorry, the only one I have available is considerably grayed and has a large, centrally located solar panel. Imis I have one of those! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Four-Eyed Buck,SASS #14795 Posted May 3, 2020 Share Posted May 3, 2020 No solar panel on me, however, I've got a little more forehead than I used to Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Blarney Kid Posted May 5, 2020 Share Posted May 5, 2020 No problem, I have a live in barber. Haven't paid for a haircut for about 30 years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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