A country boy can survive

[Utah Bob #35998 10,688]

[Noz 1,518]

Neither of  my adult daughters were impressed with my description of the use of newsprint, catalogs, magazines and I thought I would have to bury both of them when I started my description of the use of corncobs.

[Warden Callaway 3,365]

Just don't do what cousin Dickie did.  He was helping his dad do some logging when the need came up for relief.  He found a big patch of tall weeds along the creek and stomped a path into them and a small opening. When time to clean up,  he just grabbed a hand full of leafs from the same weed. Turned out to be itch weed.   

[The Original Lumpy Gritz 6,266]

Just add a spare magazine and flashlight. 

OLG 

[John Barleycorn, SASS #76982 810]

[Trailrider #896 1,278]

Might help cure malaria! Oh, if you drank enough of it, you might not care!

[Cypress Sun 1,925]

Just don't mistake the Bulleit for the Purell and you'll be just fine and if you do, at least you'll have clean breath.

[Alpo 4,452]

1 hour ago, John Barleycorn, SASS #76982 said:

Unless that's bottle from the first year, it's too new to be legal.

 

The Quinine Whisky Company was in business from 1897 to 1908.

 

In 1909 they changed the name to The Quinine Whiskey Company (added an E to whisky), and stayed in business until 1919.

 

But if it's 1898 or newer, it's not Cowboy.

[Muleshoe Bill SASS #67022 225]

Medine, pure and simple.

[Fence Cutter 477]

1 hour ago, Cypress Sun said:

Just don't mistake the Bulleit for the Purell and you'll be just fine and if you do, at least you'll have clean breath.

 

..... but that may also increase the need for that valuable toilet paper.

[Tyrel Cody 4,307]

9 minutes ago, Fence Cutter said:

 

..... but that may also increase the need for that valuable toilet paper.

I bet the bottle came in a brown paper sack the could substitute for TP.

[Utah Bob #35998 10,688]

3 hours ago, The Original Lumpy Gritz said:

Just add a spare magazine and flashlight. 

OLG 

Got it covered. 
Left and right pockets.

[Tex Jones, SASS 2263 456]

Don't forget a knife.