Alpo Posted July 24, 2024 Posted July 24, 2024 (edited) My daughter and her boyfriend came to visit me one year, and we went to the Olive Garden for supper. There was a crowd and we had to wait, so he suggested we wait in the bar. Â I told him I couldn't go in the bar. Â Why, he wanted to know, could I not go in the bar. Â I can't go in the bar. Â His voice is now rising. Why can't you go in the bar? Â Shut up. I can't go in the bar. Now the little light bulb over my daughter's head comes on, and she grins and says yes, he can't go in the bar. Â Now he's really starting to get loud. What have you done that they won't let you in the bar? Â Shut the f*** up! You can't carry a gun in a bar in Florida. Â YOU'RE CARRYING A GUN!!??!!!? Â A little louder next time. I don't think they heard you back in the kitchen. Â Â Edited July 24, 2024 by Alpo 7 1 Quote
Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 Posted July 24, 2024 Posted July 24, 2024 1 hour ago, Alpo said: My daughter and her boyfriend came to visit me one year, and we went to the Olive Garden for supper. There was a crowd and we had to wait, so he suggested we wait in the bar.  I told him I couldn't go in the bar.  Why, he wanted to know, could I not go in the bar.  I can't go in the bar.  His voice is now rising. Why can't you go in the bar?  Shut up. I can't go in the bar. Now the little light bulb over my daughter's head comes on, and she grins and says yes, he can't go in the bar.  Now he's really starting to get loud. What have you done that they won't let you in the bar?  Shut the f*** up! You can't carry a gun in a bar in Florida.  YOU'RE CARRYING A GUN!!??!!!?  A little louder next time. I don't think they heard you back in the kitchen.    So did you fire the boy...?  1 3 Quote
Alpo Posted July 24, 2024 Posted July 24, 2024 No, I learned him better. Â Â Â Â You gotta remember. We were all young and dumb once. 2 2 2 Quote
Subdeacon Joe Posted July 24, 2024 Posted July 24, 2024 8 hours ago, Eyesa Horg said: And then they still don't taste good. Â Heathen! Sassenach! I bet you put ketchup on your well done porterhouse! You think hotdogs on the grill is BBQ. 6 Quote
Eyesa Horg Posted July 24, 2024 Posted July 24, 2024 17 minutes ago, Subdeacon Joe said: Â Heathen! Sassenach! I bet you put ketchup on your well done porterhouse! You think hotdogs on the grill is BBQ. Ketchup on hotdogs,yup! NOOO ketchup on steak! 2 3 Quote
Chantry Posted July 25, 2024 Posted July 25, 2024 14 hours ago, Sedalia Dave said: Â So we've noticed.... 1 4 Quote
Father Kit Cool Gun Garth Posted July 25, 2024 Posted July 25, 2024 (edited) Edited July 25, 2024 by Father Kit Cool Gun Garth 4 1 2 Quote
Alpo Posted July 25, 2024 Posted July 25, 2024 Read the book. It explains in the first book that little boy Tarzan found the cabin down at the harbor. Figured out how to open the latch, and explored. Found many books. Taught himself to read. In the process he discovered that he was a man, not an ape. Â When teenage Tarzan started growing hair on his face, he was afraid that he was starting to turn into an ape, so he shaved using the hunting knife he had found in the cabin. 1 4 Quote
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