Subdeacon Joe Posted February 11, 2024 Posted February 11, 2024 14 minutes ago, Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L said: Again.... Depends upon the Poodle! Indeed it does. Even Miniature and Toy. Heck, one of my sisters in law had a Miniature that would go out and kill coyotes in the avocado orchard next to her house None of these are mine, unfortunately. 1 2 Quote
Abilene Slim SASS 81783 Posted February 11, 2024 Posted February 11, 2024 1 hour ago, Subdeacon Joe said: I’m offended. 2 4 Quote
Subdeacon Joe Posted February 12, 2024 Posted February 12, 2024 2 hours ago, Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 said: I think the naval architects started looking at wind assist in the 1970s just after the first "oil crisis." The latest that I've read about it is saying that using sails/kites can cut fuel consumption by about 30%. Consider: " For example, a typical Panamax container ship (which can carry up to 5,000 TEUs) might use around 63,000 gallons of fuel per day at a cruising speed of 20 knots." That's a savings of almost 19,000 gallons PER DAY. That's over 72 tons of fuel. At "Jan 22, 2018 — With the cost of bunker fuel at $552 per ton" that's a savings of almost $40,000 PER DAY. Saving green was in fashion long before "going green" was a thing. 1 2 Quote
Buckshot Bear Posted February 12, 2024 Posted February 12, 2024 BOTTOM DEODORANT A blonde woman walks into a chemist and asks the assistant for some bottom deodorant. The assistant, a little bemused, explains to the woman that they don't sell bottom deodorant, and never have. The blonde, unfazed, assures the lady behind the counter that she has been buying the stuff from here on a regular basis, and would like some more. The shop assistant thinks for a minute, knowing full well that they don't stock, or have ever sold, such an item. She smiles at the thick blonde pillock and says, " One moment please, I will get the chemist.” The chemist looks at the blonde and says, "Can I help you miss?” "I would like to buy some bottom deodorant please,” says the blonde. "I'm sorry, says the chemist, we don't have any.” "But I always get it here,” says the blonde. "Do you have the container it comes in?” the chemist asks. "Yes!” said the blonde, "I'll go home and get it.” She returns with the container and hands it to the chemist who looks at it and says to the her, "This is just a normal stick of under arm deodorant." The annoyed blonde snatches the container back and reads out loud from the container, "To apply, push up bottom.” 5 Quote
Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001 Posted February 13, 2024 Posted February 13, 2024 2 hours ago, Alpo said: and the FIGHT raged on 2 1 Quote
Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001 Posted February 13, 2024 Posted February 13, 2024 Save our beaches harpoon a fat chick 1 3 Quote
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