Alpo Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 Leave us suppose a crime is committed in town A. YOU, private citizen, catch the miscreant in town B. Should you call the cops in town A, or town B. Towns A and B are currently about five miles apart, and slowly creeping towards each other, if that makes a difference. My dream ended with me, the hero (of course), calling information, asking for the number of town A's police. I woke up thinking that I probably should have called the local cops - town B. Figgered I'd get some other opinions. I claim no responsibility for the weirdness of my dreams. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Original Lumpy Gritz Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 Call the ones in the city/town your in. OLG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yul Lose Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 Go back to sleep and see if you can start the dream again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cliff Hanger #3720LR Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 Call local law enforcement. (Town I would think there would be a jurisdiction issue considering physical location. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 Leave us suppose a crime is committed in town A. YOU, private citizen, catch the miscreant in town B. "Catch"??? You mean detain? Could be a kidnapping issue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted August 10, 2015 Author Share Posted August 10, 2015 Actually, the thief was attempting to sell her ill-gotten booty to a pawn shop, when I explained that all those guns had been stolen from a collector friend of mine, the next town over. And when the thief attempted to shoot me I beat her to the draw with my OM Super Blackhawk. We, the shop owner and me, had her then call her boyfriend/partner-in-crime, but when he showed up he brought a friend, who pulled a gun, requiring me to blow him away. This so traumatized the boyfriend that he grabbed his buddy's gun and shot himself. Now, if that really REALLY unbelievable crap had happened, 911 would be the call. But - dream. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Original Lumpy Gritz Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 Try a different 'cocktail' of 'meds'........ OLG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 Don't eat so much before going to bed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 Dream instead of that wunnerful Tahiti vacation, lounging on a beach enjoying fruity drinks with li'l umbrellas, served by smiling native girls... You'll sleep MUCH better! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted August 10, 2015 Author Share Posted August 10, 2015 Try a different 'cocktail' of 'meds'........ OLG Butter pecan ice cream with seltzer poured over it. A real ice cream sundae. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Original Lumpy Gritz Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 Butter pecan ice cream with seltzer poured over it. A real ice cream sundae. OMG THAT, explains ALL of it then Use cream soda, that will cure you OLG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 Actually... a good rum makes for quite a tasty ice cream topping. I got turned on to that one by none other than ol' Snakebite hisself! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Bullweed Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 Call 911 and let them decide who to send. Let the 'dealer' carry on; he may be a fence who should also go to jail. The guns are going nowhere before the fuzz makes it to the address. Be an inconspicuous witness and stay safe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 What was the crime? Was the 'alleged' criminal kin to you OR the Police Chief in town A or B? Is he a major contributor in the ruling political party? Does the local Mayor and Judge call him by his first name or nickname? These things would probably help me make the WISE decision. ..........Widder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smoken D Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 Apparently the acid ya use gives ya one heck of a trip. At least it's good acid, man the bad stuff, wow! Ifen it was a small town and you live in the kountry, just use your backhoe & no need ta call anyone. Tis what backhoe's r 4. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rye Miles #13621 Posted August 11, 2015 Share Posted August 11, 2015 Try a different 'cocktail' of 'meds'........ OLG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew Duncan Posted August 11, 2015 Share Posted August 11, 2015 Town B Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyrus Cassidy #45437 Posted August 11, 2015 Share Posted August 11, 2015 Happens everyday, but the cops where the suspect is presently located will detain him until the cops from where the crime occurred arrive to take him into custody. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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