Wyatt Posted May 23, 2014 Author Share Posted May 23, 2014 Ya meet a Pard for the first time and they tell ya they have been following you on the wire for a long time. Howdy Pards.............Y'all know who you are Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolan Kraps, SASS # 24084 Life Posted May 23, 2014 Share Posted May 23, 2014 When your son tells you he is planning on getting married and the wedding is the same weekend as your favorite state match. Ok, I guess I'm going to the wedding........ Well Bob, what can I say... We'll miss you. I think you are no longer a "greenhorn" when people who started after you start beating you on a regular basis. I seem to be the first "target" for shooters on their way up the ladder. Badlands Bob, Krazy Kajun Soon to be Rainmaker Dave And about everyone else! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ruff Posted May 23, 2014 Share Posted May 23, 2014 Yea, I know..The things we do for our children. But did he have to pick Ambush weekend? Howdy Badlands Bob, Was it your son who choose the day or your future daughter in law? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty Dan Dawkins Posted May 23, 2014 Share Posted May 23, 2014 When you check the cleanliness of the restroom before ordering food. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLACKFOOT SASS #11947 Posted May 23, 2014 Share Posted May 23, 2014 When you have 3 gunsmiths on speed dial. Lafitte Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Runamuck, SASS #49216L Posted May 23, 2014 Share Posted May 23, 2014 When your daughter is planning her wedding and ask you, "OK Dad, with all your shooting what month is best for you?" That's my girl! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Rider Rudy Posted May 23, 2014 Share Posted May 23, 2014 When you have a A.D. and keep on shooting! Never even slowed down. After putting pistols away just saying I'm done! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buck D. Law, SASS #62183 Posted May 23, 2014 Share Posted May 23, 2014 When your son tells you he is planning on getting married and the wedding is the same weekend as your favorite state match. Ok, I guess I'm going to the wedding........ In 2012 my son informed me he was getting married the same weekend as Comin' at Cha. I immediately took him out of the will and informed him of such. He laughed and said something about it like being told you weren't drawing interest on the change in your pocket. No respect, I tell ya. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whiskey Kid Posted May 23, 2014 Share Posted May 23, 2014 You know you're no longer a greenhorn when you have more than 100 posts on the wire! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witch Doctor, SASS # 70062 Posted May 23, 2014 Share Posted May 23, 2014 When eight time world champion - Silver City Rebel - watched me shoot a stage and said "Not too bad for a dumb ol' girl"... Silver City is a big Beverly Hillbillies Fan. I remember thinking "Wow - that was so rude - he must like me!" Witch Doctor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Papa Irish Posted May 23, 2014 Share Posted May 23, 2014 you have two or more shotgun belts and are looking for a better one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pit Bull Tex Posted May 23, 2014 Share Posted May 23, 2014 Guess I will aways be a greenhorn.I don't sheep good even before a bi-monthly at Orange.I am in awe every time I get to see and shoot with the really fast shooters.I have more fun every time I get to go shoot even at a bi-monthly.I love to see my SASS family and it bothers me to not see them.I love to reload and I like cleaning and working on my guns.I like to dress up in my cowboy stuff.Thanks to all that make this game the best game for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jrswanson1 Posted May 23, 2014 Share Posted May 23, 2014 You know you're no longer a greenhorn when you have more than 100 posts on the wire! I blew through that a few weeks ago Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ruff Posted May 23, 2014 Share Posted May 23, 2014 Howdy all, Just read everything. By some accounts I am still a Greenhorn and others experienced. What color is between green and the crusty old timers? That would be me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Checotah Posted May 24, 2014 Share Posted May 24, 2014 When someone asks YOU a question about the rules...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witch Doctor, SASS # 70062 Posted May 24, 2014 Share Posted May 24, 2014 The hubby - Pig Iron - says it is when you understand that "Way to hang in there!" is NOT a compliment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Southpaw Gringo, SASS # 74217 Posted May 24, 2014 Share Posted May 24, 2014 When you think Ballistol would be a good after shave. When your laying in bed thinking with pistols! One on one, three on two, one on three. Repeat! Start any direction. No dirty sweeps!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Southpaw Gringo, SASS # 74217 Posted May 24, 2014 Share Posted May 24, 2014 Double Tap! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew Duncan Posted May 24, 2014 Share Posted May 24, 2014 Ya know when you are no longer a Greenhorn...when cowpokes start giving you bad advice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack McGee, SASS #46908 Posted May 24, 2014 Share Posted May 24, 2014 Ya know when you are no longer a Greenhorn...when you finally get to shoot with Wyatt. At least it was for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Korupt Karl Posted May 25, 2014 Share Posted May 25, 2014 When gals at shoots remember you and want a hug.....instead of running from me. When part of the plan to go to a big shoot is making sure you have enough alcohol and cigars. Before a big shoot going through the checklist to make sure you have everything. When you are allowed to be an RO at a big shoot. When a P or misses doesn't send you off tilt....like this past weekend....6 misses and 2 P's over 12 stages....Oh well.. KK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted May 26, 2014 Share Posted May 26, 2014 When you have 3 gunsmiths on speed dial. Lafitte When you have a '97 gunsmith on retainer..... When you tell your best friend that your '97 is in the shop and he knows you're talking about a SG. ..........Widder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rye Miles #13621 Posted May 26, 2014 Share Posted May 26, 2014 When ya pretty much know every "state" sweep there is!! Rye Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elk Creek LeMieux Posted May 26, 2014 Share Posted May 26, 2014 You know you're no longer a greenhorn when you have more than 100 posts on the wire! I dunno... I'm pretty green. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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