Matthew Duncan 1,552 Posted December 28, 2013 Share Posted December 28, 2013 When the wife tells you that either you stop wearing spurs to bed or........and you ask how long do you have to decide. Link to post Share on other sites
Rusty Banker 2 Posted December 28, 2013 Share Posted December 28, 2013 You got CDs for Christmas with 500 cowboy episodes on them. Link to post Share on other sites
Rye Miles #13621 6,915 Posted December 28, 2013 Share Posted December 28, 2013 ...when you have more costumes in your closet than "civilian" clothes. Yep that's me!!!! Link to post Share on other sites
Rance - SASS # 54090 322 Posted December 28, 2013 Share Posted December 28, 2013 Enjoyable read... Naaawww... A GREAT read... Rance Thinkin' thanks... Put a smile on this ol' face this mornin' Link to post Share on other sites
SHOOTIN FOX 372 Posted December 29, 2013 Share Posted December 29, 2013 You laugh at the Police Officer who pulled you over for speeding whenhe ask ifyou have any weapons in the car. Link to post Share on other sites
Mud Marine,SASS#54686 Life 793 Posted December 29, 2013 Share Posted December 29, 2013 Gee, it should be CONUS and Canada. CANADA got its name when, some mountain men at a rendezvous had been drinking for a week straight and thought about a name for their country. One said "C" Ahhhh, "N"" A""hhhh, "D Ahhh. I have a lot of Canadian pards being that I live on the Idaho/British Columbia border. Unfortunately, the new pack of hopeless bureaucrats in the provincial Chief Firearms Office have, so far, refused to renew my Long Term ATT (Authorization To Transport).That means that I cannot shoot any matches until they get off their ignorant butts. Canada has convinced me that NO GUN CONTROL is the only way. Thank the heavens for the 2nd Amendment! :-) Link to post Share on other sites
Mud Marine,SASS#54686 Life 793 Posted December 29, 2013 Share Posted December 29, 2013 Gee, what's wrong with perusing the Wire on Christmas Day? I certainly would hate to miss any interesting posts! :-) Link to post Share on other sites
Rye Miles #13621 6,915 Posted December 29, 2013 Share Posted December 29, 2013 You go to an indoor range and grab everyone's attention by shooting black powder~~~ and you love it!!!! They all gather around like it's something new!!! Idiots~! Rye Link to post Share on other sites
Cheyenne Culpepper 32827 965 Posted December 29, 2013 Share Posted December 29, 2013 When you walk into a place with a lot of illegals and they see your badge and all of a sudden they are all gone! Link to post Share on other sites
Korupt Karl 2 Posted December 30, 2013 Share Posted December 30, 2013 When you have arrived at a shoot to find you've forgotten a shotgun belt, holsters, ammo or even a gun or two and someone steps up and loans you what you need with nothing expected in return....God, I love this sport. KK Link to post Share on other sites
Indy Kid, SASS #4638 30 Posted December 30, 2013 Share Posted December 30, 2013 When the metal detector at the airport beeps and you reach for the first gun of the stage. Link to post Share on other sites
Noah Cash 36 Posted December 30, 2013 Share Posted December 30, 2013 when your answering machine for the phone says ......" Shooter ready?........ Stand by!............BEEEEEEEEEEP! Link to post Share on other sites
Missouri Marshal SASS #50682 27 Posted December 30, 2013 Share Posted December 30, 2013 When you propose at a Cowboy Banquet and your wedding IS a Cowboy Shoot. The 1st 4 stages were regular shooting stages. Stage 5 is where I took the bullet Link to post Share on other sites
Shooting Bull 2,025 Posted December 30, 2013 Share Posted December 30, 2013 When you know what Cheyenne Culpepper (Purdy Boy) is saying on the Wire. I came in here to say, "When you understand one of Madd Mike's Wire posts." Link to post Share on other sites
Cheyenne Culpepper 32827 965 Posted December 30, 2013 Share Posted December 30, 2013 When you have arrived at a shoot to find you've forgotten a shotgun belt, holsters, ammo or even a gun or two and someone steps up and loans you what you need with nothing expected in return....God, I love this sport. KK When you arrive at a shoot like that and your pards still trust you enough to let you shoot, ie such as, you couldn't remember that and we're gonna let you shoot? cuddn't resist, you just gotta know KK! Link to post Share on other sites
Shooting Bull 2,025 Posted December 31, 2013 Share Posted December 31, 2013 You might be a cowboy shooter if you spend as much time fussing over your outfit as your wife does Link to post Share on other sites
Cheyenne Culpepper 32827 965 Posted December 31, 2013 Share Posted December 31, 2013 Wut chu tawking bout Phillee?! Link to post Share on other sites
Calico Mary 1,545 Posted December 31, 2013 Share Posted December 31, 2013 Yeah, Purdy Boy has NEVER fussed over any of his outfits..... :lol: Link to post Share on other sites
Cheyenne Culpepper 32827 965 Posted December 31, 2013 Share Posted December 31, 2013 Yea, surely not ME!!!! Link to post Share on other sites
Madd Mike #8595 2 Posted December 31, 2013 Share Posted December 31, 2013 if you attend CAS shoots Link to post Share on other sites
John Ray Davis 10 Posted December 31, 2013 Share Posted December 31, 2013 When the metal detector at the airport beeps and you reach for the first gun of the stage. Almost happened when I heard a buzzer just like the timer. Link to post Share on other sites
Charles B. Gatewood SASS #48517 24 Posted December 31, 2013 Share Posted December 31, 2013 When you're in the grocery store using one of those half sized carts and you can't help but wonder how hard it would be to modify it into a gun cart. CBG Link to post Share on other sites
Cheyenne Culpepper 32827 965 Posted December 31, 2013 Share Posted December 31, 2013 for the BW shooters, if you buy two barrels of used shotshells, all brands, all colors, and you start separating them into colors, ie, these will go with that shirt, and those with that shirt.... then I quickly backed away from the barrels and sold all except the red ones! Link to post Share on other sites
Edward R S Canby, SASS#59971 896 Posted December 31, 2013 Share Posted December 31, 2013 My hearing aid's low battery warning tone sounds much like a PACT timer. Once one aid alarmed just as I was preparing to shoot and I immediately started firing. The TO stopped me and asked why I started shooting. After a brief explanation I was given a reshoot. Link to post Share on other sites
Hawkeye Gin 0 Posted January 1, 2014 Author Share Posted January 1, 2014 So many of these have cracked me up! Great ideas everyone! Link to post Share on other sites
Gran'pa Jef 2 Posted January 1, 2014 Share Posted January 1, 2014 You might be a cowboy shooter if: - you reload almost every evening instead of watching TV - you are always late for dinner because you want to finsh reloading "the last fifties"! - your wife complains about the living room which is so messy compared to your workshop which is so tidy... Jef Link to post Share on other sites
Short Term Emory 10 Posted January 1, 2014 Share Posted January 1, 2014 If yer better half has suggested a 12 step program to help you cope with your cowboy addiction. Link to post Share on other sites
Cheyenne Culpepper 32827 965 Posted January 1, 2014 Share Posted January 1, 2014 if yu keep checking this thread to see how many apply to yourself! ooyyy Link to post Share on other sites
Korupt Karl 2 Posted January 2, 2014 Share Posted January 2, 2014 If you still get a little anxious at the beginning of every shoot. KK Link to post Share on other sites
Paden 0 Posted January 3, 2014 Share Posted January 3, 2014 The folks at church wonder why I don't come the first Sunday of each month. You have enough clothing, hats, weapons, and rigs to make over 4 million permutations and combinations. (Wife wants a separate building for just my CAS stuff.) She sews her own clothes too. Link to post Share on other sites
Delta Glen, SASS #39197 Life 0 Posted January 6, 2014 Share Posted January 6, 2014 If you used to spend more time looking at your guns than shooting them. If you used to think having 100 rounds of ammo was plenty. If you regularly lament going back to "the real world" after a match. Link to post Share on other sites
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