Eyesa Horg Posted April 28 Share Posted April 28 Witch crash 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted April 28 Author Share Posted April 28 A few days before the last Halloween some artsy craftsy store my wife lured me to had a few witches brooms positioned in the bike rack outside. As soon as I saw them the humor, smart***, sarcastic side of my brain that is hardwired directly to my tongue prompted me to say “Look honey, your Mom and some of her friends must be here.” She actually laughed, but the group of ladies standing in a circle near the rack heard my little quip and they all glared at me. Without missing a beat I said “I’m sorry ladies. I didn’t realize those were yours. My apologies.” I laughed and kept walking. My wife didn’t say a word until we were inside then she sidled up close to me and quietly said “You’re bad. Gimme a kiss.” Then she giggled. I never looked back to see those women’s reactions but judging by the outside temps dipping I think they didn’t like my joke. 1 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted April 28 Share Posted April 28 9 hours ago, Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 said: Funny door, marvelous pun. 2 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Pat Riot Posted April 29 Author Share Posted April 29 Excellent practical joke. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Alpo Posted April 29 Share Posted April 29 1 hour ago, Pat Riot said: You suppose little brother needs a diaper change? 2 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted April 29 Share Posted April 29 On 4/27/2024 at 7:48 AM, Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 said: I can relate. On 4/27/2024 at 9:26 AM, Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 said: Idiot convention. On 4/27/2024 at 10:38 AM, Pat Riot said: Hmmm…Great minds… ...... ummmmm, ..... Pat, ...... you and the Sgt., or you and .......? ..... ......... never mind ......... 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001 Posted April 29 Share Posted April 29 On 4/27/2024 at 11:16 PM, Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 said: Inner city witches marking their territory? the EX , drinking and flyin' again 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Bad Bascomb, SASS # 47,494 Posted April 30 Share Posted April 30 2 2 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 Posted April 30 Share Posted April 30 1 hour ago, Bad Bascomb, SASS # 47,494 said: One time use. 2 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted April 30 Share Posted April 30 On 4/28/2024 at 8:56 PM, Alpo said: You suppose little brother needs a diaper change? Probably! Whether he rode that thing or not. He's just at that age. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 Posted April 30 Share Posted April 30 17 minutes ago, Sedalia Dave said: BUT-BUT, I LIKE Haggis!!! Never miss Burns Night or a mess dinner when it's on the menu! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Pat Riot Posted April 30 Author Share Posted April 30 16 hours ago, Bad Bascomb, SASS # 47,494 said: “Honey? Is there an App for this?” ”Hang on…I think I left the manual in the car.” [sound of car starting and moving away] ”Typical man. Leaving as soon as there’s work to be done. If you want anything done right you have to do it yourself!” [woman pushes black button on top] 4 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocWard Posted April 30 Share Posted April 30 2 hours ago, Sedalia Dave said: Back when I was delivering furniture for a living, we got behind a semi hauling what could only be a 5” naval turret. When it dawned on me what it was, I asked the driver to change lanes. When I he asked why, I pointed it out to him and commented on it being disconcerting. He agreed and changed lanes. 1 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 Posted April 30 Share Posted April 30 3 minutes ago, Pat Riot said: That why it's called "Hip Hop"? 1 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted April 30 Author Share Posted April 30 Cop humor 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Cypress Sun Posted May 1 Share Posted May 1 18 minutes ago, Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 said: Ex-Lax Commie Cake? 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted May 1 Share Posted May 1 20 minutes ago, Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 said: I was in California once, ........ but I don't think I was that bad of an influence ..... 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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