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A few days before the last Halloween some artsy craftsy store my wife lured me to had a few witches brooms positioned in the bike rack outside. As soon as I saw them the humor, smart***, sarcastic side of my brain that is hardwired directly to my tongue prompted me to say “Look honey, your Mom and some of her friends must be here.”

She actually laughed, but the group of ladies standing in a circle near the rack heard my little quip and they all glared at me. Without missing a beat I said “I’m sorry ladies. I didn’t realize those were yours. My apologies.”:lol:

I laughed and kept walking. My wife didn’t say a word until we were inside then she sidled up close to me and quietly said “You’re bad. Gimme a kiss.” Then she giggled. 

I never looked back to see those women’s reactions but judging by the outside temps dipping I think they didn’t like my joke. 

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On 4/27/2024 at 7:48 AM, Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 said:

I can relate.



On 4/27/2024 at 9:26 AM, Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 said:

Idiot convention.


On 4/27/2024 at 10:38 AM, Pat Riot said:

Hmmm…Great minds…


 ...... ummmmm, ..... Pat, ...... you and the Sgt., or you and .......?  .....



      ......... never mind .........  :blush:

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16 hours ago, Bad Bascomb, SASS # 47,494 said:




“Honey? Is there an App for this?”

”Hang on…I think I left the manual in the car.”

[sound of car starting and moving away]
”Typical man. Leaving as soon as there’s work to be done. If you want anything done right you have to do it yourself!” 
[woman pushes black button on top]

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2 hours ago, Sedalia Dave said:


Back when I was delivering furniture for a living, we got behind a semi hauling what could only be a 5” naval turret. When it dawned on me what it was, I asked the driver to change lanes. When I he asked why, I pointed it out to him and commented on it being disconcerting. He agreed and changed lanes.

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