Subdeacon Joe Posted April 14, 2023 Author Share Posted April 14, 2023 From a paranormal romance my wife is reading: "Klaue wisely remained silent. He’d learned a few lessons over the years, and one of them was, “In situations where women are ganging up on you, shut up, because you’ve already lost and can’t do anything more about it, besides make it worse.”"Start reading this book for free: https://a.co/5pf4fDR 1 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001 Posted April 14, 2023 Share Posted April 14, 2023 and , just where is your sence of adventure ? CB making the world worse 1 step at a time 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Subdeacon Joe Posted April 15, 2023 Author Share Posted April 15, 2023 Giggle switch https://www.facebook.com/reel/734244041729713?mibextid=9drbnH&s=yWDuG2&fs=e 3 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Alpo Posted April 15, 2023 Share Posted April 15, 2023 2 hours ago, Subdeacon Joe said: Giggle switch https://www.facebook.com/reel/734244041729713?mibextid=9drbnH&s=yWDuG2&fs=e Back about 03 or 4, my daughter was living in Puerto Rico. There's a whole lot of stuff you can't find down there. Peanut brittle. Grits. Dr Pepper. We had a facility down there, and every time someone from here was sent down there I would ask him if he would be willing to smuggle some food down there. We brought a couple of locals up here, to show our people how to do the rebuilds on the rotors. And they were here for about 3 weeks. When they were going to go back home, I asked if they would be willing to take some stuff with them and they were fine with that. Then I asked them if they had any interest in firing guns. Oh yes. It's almost impossible, or at least it was then, to shoot a gun in Puerto Rico. So I brought a collection ranging from a 22 to a 44 Magnum, and a rifle and a shotgun, and my MP5. Two days later they flew back home. I told my daughter to meet them at the airport, to get her stuff. I said that one guy has got real curly hair and wears glasses, and the other one has a ponytail down to his butt and will have a baseball cap on backwards. And they will both be grinning like a jackass eating briars. She told me that they were very easy to spot. They still had those giant grins from shooting those guns - and especially the machine gun - two days earlier. 3 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subdeacon Joe Posted April 15, 2023 Author Share Posted April 15, 2023 (edited) Edited April 16, 2023 by Subdeacon Joe Had reported a recent photo from the Memes thread 1 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted April 16, 2023 Share Posted April 16, 2023 9 hours ago, Subdeacon Joe said: https://www.facebook.com/reel/595970409160875?mibextid=9drbnH&s=yWDuG2&fs=e ? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Subdeacon Joe Posted April 16, 2023 Author Share Posted April 16, 2023 2 hours ago, Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 said: And that's why he's sleeping with the fishes. 2 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subdeacon Joe Posted April 16, 2023 Author Share Posted April 16, 2023 11 hours ago, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said: ? MAPs is the newest member of the Alphabet Soup Brigade that we are supposed to accept and celebrate. It stands for Minor Attracted Person. 2 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad Bascomb, SASS # 47,494 Posted April 16, 2023 Share Posted April 16, 2023 3 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 Posted April 17, 2023 Share Posted April 17, 2023 Another of the Enablers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted April 17, 2023 Share Posted April 17, 2023 Guy walks into a bar, orders a scotch and soda for himself, a scotch and soda for everyone in the bar, "and while you're at it, barkeep, pour one for yours too.” This goes on all night. Finally, the bartender hands the man a sizable bill -- and the man says, "Sorry, I don't happen to have any money." The bartender leaps over the bar and pounds the guy like veal, sending him to the hospital. One year to the day later, the same guy appears at the same bar, with the same bartender and the same clientele. "I'll have a scotch and soda," he says. "Oh, yeah?" the bartender says. "And I suppose you want me to set one up for everybody in the bar, too?" "Now that you mention it, sure." "And I suppose you want me to fix one for myself too?" "Not you. You're a nasty drunk." 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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LawMan Mark, SASS #57095L Posted April 17, 2023 Share Posted April 17, 2023 2 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Alpo Posted April 18, 2023 Share Posted April 18, 2023 (edited) Since Luke does not understand the beeps and worldsWHIRLS and whistles that R2 communicates with, maybe he did tell him, but Luke did not comprehend. Edited April 18, 2023 by Alpo 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Sedalia Dave Posted April 18, 2023 Share Posted April 18, 2023 (edited) 3 hours ago, Subdeacon Joe said: I turned in one of those one time that listed the reason as "Need to repair the kick starter on the wife's broom." It was right before Halloween. I dropped it in the Chief's in basket at the end of the shift not knowing that we were getting a new Division Officer the next day. Let's just say that she did not find it amusing. Edited April 18, 2023 by Sedalia Dave 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LawMan Mark, SASS #57095L Posted April 18, 2023 Share Posted April 18, 2023 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Subdeacon Joe Posted April 18, 2023 Author Share Posted April 18, 2023 https://www.facebook.com/reel/790476599099469?mibextid=9drbnH&s=yWDuG2&fs=e 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sedalia Dave Posted April 18, 2023 Share Posted April 18, 2023 (edited) 4 hours ago, Subdeacon Joe said: https://www.facebook.com/reel/790476599099469?mibextid=9drbnH&s=yWDuG2&fs=e Makes it really hard to drink though. Edited April 18, 2023 by Sedalia Dave 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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