Alpo Posted February 2, 2022 Posted February 2, 2022 I believe I heard that a pack of cigarettes in Australia holds 40. So that's not as impressive as it could be. To make it be more American you need to cut that pile of food in half. 2 Quote
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted February 2, 2022 Posted February 2, 2022 ... I'll have you know that "table spread" is not only NOT butter, ........ ........ IT'S NOT BUTTER ! ... 2 Quote
Buckshot Bear Posted February 2, 2022 Author Posted February 2, 2022 3 hours ago, Alpo said: I believe I heard that a pack of cigarettes in Australia holds 40. So that's not as impressive as it could be. To make it be more American you need to cut that pile of food in half. They make an ammo sized box of 50 for $90.00.......jeeze louise.....90 bucks !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! https://smokemart.com.au/tobacco/packets?brand=994 2 Quote
Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001 Posted February 2, 2022 Posted February 2, 2022 looks like a good opportunity , to grow your own trade off the excess , for what ya want Chickasaw Bill 2 Quote
Father Kit Cool Gun Garth Posted February 8, 2022 Posted February 8, 2022 (edited) Edited February 8, 2022 by Father Kit Cool Gun Garth 1 1 Quote
Buckshot Bear Posted February 11, 2022 Author Posted February 11, 2022 Now this is mateship! Telephone conversation goes; "Hello, is this the police? "Yes it is. What do you want?" "I'm calling to report about my neighbour, Tony. He's hiding Cocaine inside his firewood!" "Thank you very much for the call, sir." The next day, the police officers descended on Tony's house in great numbers. They searched the house and then went to the shed where the firewood was kept. Using axes, they busted open every piece of wood but found no Cocaine. They swore at Tony and left. The phone rang at Tony's house. "Hey, Tony. Did the cops come?" "Yeah!" "Did they chop your firewood?" "Yep." "Happy Birthday, mate." 1 3 Quote
Noz Posted February 14, 2022 Posted February 14, 2022 On 1/31/2022 at 4:27 PM, Buckshot Bear said: I don't like this picture. You can't see the frogs teeth! 2 Quote
Alpo Posted February 14, 2022 Posted February 14, 2022 This picture is mislabeled. It is not a frog eating a snake. The return spring on the frog's tongue is broken. 4 Quote
Alpo Posted February 22, 2022 Posted February 22, 2022 (edited) Man decided to start a chicken farm. Went to the feed store and bought 50 fertilized eggs. Month later he went back to the feed store and bought another 50 fertilized eggs. A month after that he was back at the feed store buying another 50 fertilized eggs. The clerk said, "you having trouble with your chickens?" Man told him, "yep. I don't know whether I'm planningPLANTING them too deep, or the wrong time of the month, but they're not coming up". Edited February 22, 2022 by Alpo otto 2 Quote
Alpo Posted February 26, 2022 Posted February 26, 2022 That's not a spider. It only has six legs. It's an insect, not an arachnid. Quote
Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L Posted February 26, 2022 Posted February 26, 2022 12 hours ago, Subdeacon Joe said: 12 hours ago, Alpo said: That's not a spider. It only has six legs. It's an insect, not an arachnid. It's Australia!!! 1 Quote
Alpo Posted February 26, 2022 Posted February 26, 2022 That says six pairs of legs. That would be 12, not six. Neener neener 1 Quote
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