The Aussie Humour Thread

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Noted!

[Buckshot Bear]

The last "Chariot"

 

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This was in the disabled toilet near the beach when we went into town this morning.

 

 

[Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L]

11 hours ago, Buckshot Bear said:

This was in the disabled toilet near the beach when we went into town this morning.

 

Of course! He has no legs or arms!

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12 minutes ago, Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L said:

 

Of course! He has no legs or arms!

 

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On 9/12/2022 at 4:03 PM, Buckshot Bear said:

Popular here and useful as this is cattle country as well.  Good dogs. 

[Buckshot Bear]

3 minutes ago, Rip Snorter said:

Popular here and useful as this is cattle country as well.  Good dogs. 

 

Here's mine -

 

 

 

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[Eyesa Horg]

2 hours ago, Buckshot Bear said:

 

Here's mine -

 

 

 

Beautiful dogs. They have   that, I ain't taking crap from anyone or anything look about them.

[Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062]

4 hours ago, Eyesa Horg said:

Beautiful dogs. They have   that, I ain't taking crap from anyone or anything look about them.

 

 

   .... well, Buckshot did say it was his dog .........  

[Buckshot Bear]

21 hours ago, Eyesa Horg said:

Beautiful dogs. They have   that, I ain't taking crap from anyone or anything look about them.

 

He's our third Blue Heeler, he's great with family.....not great at all with strangers. We have always had to be super careful.

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[Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062]

3 minutes ago, Buckshot Bear said:

 

 

           ........ I believe that I could live quite happily without ever seeing this again ........    

[Eyesa Horg]

2 hours ago, Buckshot Bear said:

 

He's our third Blue Heeler, he's great with family.....not great at all with strangers. We have always had to be super careful.

Our new rescue Rottweiler is such a sweetie, but as you, we have to be careful when she meets new men. 98% of the time she's great, but that other 2% can be exciting. In 2 years, we still haven't identified the trigger. Sometimes she gets grabby with some guy she's already met. 

Edited September 15, 2022 by Eyesa Horg

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The friendliest of my dogs, a pedigreed Long Haired Lab is the bad guy detector.  He doesn't bite, but they get a barkathon.  I suspect he would bite if they came too close to one of us.  I trust his instincts!  

[Sedalia Dave]

7 hours ago, Eyesa Horg said:

Our new rescue Rottweiler is such a sweetie, but as you, we have to be careful when she meets new men. 98% of the time she's great, but that other 2% can be exciting. In 2 years, we still haven't identified the trigger. Sometimes she gets grabby with some guy she's already met. 

 Had a rescue that was triggered by ball caps. Have known a few others that are triggered by types of clothing. 

[Eyesa Horg]

3 hours ago, Sedalia Dave said:

 Had a rescue that was triggered by ball caps. Have known a few others that are triggered by types of clothing. 

That's exactly what we thought for a while. Although I wear a ball cap outdoors. so we told guys to take em off. No difference. After 2 years she is much better, which has caused us to let our guard down! Fortunately it doesn't happen to often now. She doesn't bite, but grabs loose clothing. Once grabbed a hand and the guy pulled back and got a cut on his thumb from a tooth. 

[Buckshot Bear]

Australian Rules Football

 

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Very rare for a kangaroo to have twins, look how she has to lean forward to let them both in  

 

 

 

[John Kloehr]

On 9/14/2022 at 8:58 PM, Eyesa Horg said:

Our new rescue Rottweiler is such a sweetie, but as you, we have to be careful when she meets new men. 98% of the time she's great, but that other 2% can be exciting. In 2 years, we still haven't identified the trigger. Sometimes she gets grabby with some guy she's already met. 

I adopted a rescue Husky/Golden mix (Goberian). Every now and then, he displayed a "dramatic' reaction to a stranger, but completely friendly to everyone else.

 

After a while, I figured out he absolutely never liked any meth-head (bad teeth, bad skin, jittery twitches). For those  who did not display those characteristics, I figured they were not completely gone yet but figured my boy smelled the meth.

[Brazos John]

4 hours ago, Buckshot Bear said:

Very rare for a kangaroo to have twins, look how she has to lean forward to let them both in  

 

 

 

Too wild! I've never seen that. Armadillos don't do that, neither do squirrels or deer.

That has got to be UNCOMFORTABLE!

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8 hours ago, Brazos John said:

Too wild! I've never seen that. Armadillos don't do that, neither do squirrels or deer.

That has got to be UNCOMFORTABLE!

 

Really amazing to see how she leant forward like that to get them both in.

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I knew that Mama carried Joey in her pouch - that's where the nipple is - but I never realized she would still carry him when he was that big.

 

Mama dog will pick up her newborn 4 ounce puppy and carry him by the scruff of his neck. But she is not still doing it when he is six months old and weighs five pounds.

 

I guess this is just ONE MORE EXAMPLE of "Oz is weird".

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1969 and folks lining up for the grand opening of a Kentucky Fried Chicken

 

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On 9/18/2022 at 1:14 AM, Buckshot Bear said:

I could make a rude comment about a place "being for the birds"...but though I've never been there, I've never met an Aussie I didn't get along with.