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15 minutes ago, Alpo said:

If these are chips

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What are these

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First are chips......second are hot chips

 

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Posted
21 hours ago, Buckshot Bear said:

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 I have an "OP Shop" story for you :

   My mother volunteers at the Op Shop run by her church one day a week.

They get a lot of stuff from older, often Widowed contributors, ..... you know, ... "lets clean out Dads old back shed" kind of stuff.

  I went in to pick up Mum after she finished the other day and was a bit early, .... so i thought I'd have a bit of a look around .........

   ....... amongst the ratty old tools were 3 flat box/cases and inside these were 3 Mitutoyo micrometers, ....

a smallish/standard unit, and two 6" units complete with all the "anvils" (one almost brand new) .......

Prices as marked .... $3, $10 & $20 .....

 The 6" that was $10 was older and it's case was made of plywood that was splintering a little, the other 2 were more modern plastic moulded cases .... and the $20 unit still had some components wrapped in original packaging and un-opened.

 

I almost set my back pocket on fire getting my wallet out to pay for them .......  :blush:

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Posted

We used to slide these under the kids butts sitting in front of us at school.

 

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Posted
54 minutes ago, Buckshot Bear said:

Hayfever Season down here

 

 

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In Texas, we're looking forward to Autumn weather. We're still in the upper 90's, but next week might get down into the 80's. It's been in the upper 90's since June, if not earlier, plus a drought.

Winter will be a welcome change!

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Posted
49 minutes ago, Brazos John said:

In Texas, we're looking forward to Autumn weather. We're still in the upper 90's, but next week might get down into the 80's. It's been in the upper 90's since June, if not earlier, plus a drought.

Winter will be a welcome change!

 

I'm most definitely a Winter person now, Summers are sooo endessly loong and sooo hot :( 

 

And that sun has such a bite to it, you can feel it literally searing your skin. Both my wife, myself and my daughter in law have all had stage 1 melanomas removed. We have to have 6 month skin checkups now for life. It's a big killer down here. 

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Posted

So let me see if I got this straight.

 

The birds kill you. The spiders kill you. The snakes kill you. The roos kill you. The koalas kill you. The platypus kills you. The crocs kill you. The sharks kill you. The Portagee man of war kills you. And the sun kills you.

 

How about emus? Do emus kill you?

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Posted
1 hour ago, Alpo said:

So let me see if I got this straight.

 

The birds kill you. The spiders kill you. The snakes kill you. The roos kill you. The koalas kill you. The platypus kills you. The crocs kill you. The sharks kill you. The Portagee man of war kills you. And the sun kills you.

 

How about emus? Do emus kill you?

 

 

 

 

 

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Posted
2 hours ago, Alpo said:

So let me see if I got this straight.

 

The birds kill you. The spiders kill you. The snakes kill you. The roos kill you. The koalas kill you. The platypus kills you. The crocs kill you. The sharks kill you. The Portagee man of war kills you. And the sun kills you.

 

How about emus? Do emus kill you?

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Posted

There are many parts of this website that do not show up on a phone. Signatures is one of them.

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Posted
1 minute ago, Alpo said:

There are many parts of this website that do not show up on a phone. Signatures is one of them.

Sorry, bout that!

Posted
8 hours ago, Alpo said:

There are many parts of this website that do not show up on a phone. Signatures is one of them.

 

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Either way, you get your dog back

Australia.....where if it doesn't drop on you, kick you, bite you, poison you, swallow you whole or kill you from the sky....

 

 

They have Vegemite....

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Posted
18 hours ago, Alpo said:

So let me see if I got this straight.

 

The birds kill you. The spiders kill you. The snakes kill you. The roos kill you. The koalas kill you. The platypus kills you. The crocs kill you. The sharks kill you. The Portagee man of war kills you. And the sun kills you.

 

How about emus? Do emus kill you?

 

 

 

 

      ......... yes  :)

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Posted
On 9/23/2022 at 10:18 PM, Buckshot Bear said:

 

 

 

 

 

Some folks over here play with buffaloes, too, but with different results!

I tried to find a reasonable video clip, but they all had too many ads and crap.  :angry:

Or they wanted me to sign in. I don't do that for trash sites like those.  :ph34r:

 

Sorry for deviating from humour.

Well, here's something funny.

Spellcheck underlined humour because it's misspelled!

Do y'all get the red underline if you spell it humor?

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Posted
31 minutes ago, Brazos John said:

Some folks over here play with buffaloes, too, but with different results!

I tried to find a reasonable video clip, but they all had too many ads and crap.  :angry:

Or they wanted me to sign in. I don't do that for trash sites like those.  :ph34r:

 

Sorry for deviating from humour.

Well, here's something funny.

Spellcheck underlined humour because it's misspelled!

Do y'all get the red underline if you spell it humor?


 If that Emu lands a blow it may open up his abdomen like a machete. 
 

 Emus and Ostriches have sharp toe nails. 

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Posted
5 hours ago, Brazos John said:

 

Do y'all get the red underline if you spell it humor?

 

We use the Queens Kings English down here !!!!
:) :) 

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Posted
Just now, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said:

 

There are penalties for urinating in the pool.  <_<

 

He's about to find out the penalty for using the ocean.

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