Buckshot Bear Posted September 25, 2022 Author Share Posted September 25, 2022 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brazos John Posted September 26, 2022 Share Posted September 26, 2022 On 9/23/2022 at 10:18 PM, Buckshot Bear said: Some folks over here play with buffaloes, too, but with different results! I tried to find a reasonable video clip, but they all had too many ads and crap. Or they wanted me to sign in. I don't do that for trash sites like those. Sorry for deviating from humour. Well, here's something funny. Spellcheck underlined humour because it's misspelled! Do y'all get the red underline if you spell it humor? 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sedalia Dave Posted September 26, 2022 Share Posted September 26, 2022 31 minutes ago, Brazos John said: Some folks over here play with buffaloes, too, but with different results! I tried to find a reasonable video clip, but they all had too many ads and crap. Or they wanted me to sign in. I don't do that for trash sites like those. Sorry for deviating from humour. Well, here's something funny. Spellcheck underlined humour because it's misspelled! Do y'all get the red underline if you spell it humor? If that Emu lands a blow it may open up his abdomen like a machete. Emus and Ostriches have sharp toe nails. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted September 26, 2022 Share Posted September 26, 2022 4 hours ago, Brazos John said: ........ Do y'all get the red underline if you spell it humor? ..... yessss 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckshot Bear Posted September 26, 2022 Author Share Posted September 26, 2022 5 hours ago, Brazos John said: Do y'all get the red underline if you spell it humor? We use the Queens Kings English down here !!!! 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted September 26, 2022 Share Posted September 26, 2022 1 minute ago, Buckshot Bear said: There are penalties for urinating in the pool. 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckshot Bear Posted September 26, 2022 Author Share Posted September 26, 2022 Just now, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said: There are penalties for urinating in the pool. He's about to find out the penalty for using the ocean. 1 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sedalia Dave Posted September 26, 2022 Share Posted September 26, 2022 1 hour ago, Buckshot Bear said: I'm thinking he is about to do more than just pee in the Ocean. 5 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Noah Mercy, SASS #29066 Posted September 28, 2022 Share Posted September 28, 2022 Many years ago I determined Aussies are simply brothers and sisters from the other side of the world, and I've gotten along swimmingly with the ones I've had the good fortune to meet. See, I'm a native Floridian. We also have hundreds of biting, toothy, venomous creepy-crawlies. Sharks, 'gators, crocs, barracuda, stingray, rockfish, lionfish, jellyfish, snakes, spiders, feral pigs, cougars, bears, wasps, hornets, fleas, ticks, biting flies...heck, the mosquito is our state bird. We've vines and trees with huge thorns, poisonous plants galore, palms and grass with saw-teeth, Spanish bayonets, century plants, cacti, sandspurs, and quicksand. We like to fish and hunt (some with spears and knives!) and grill what we get. We like to offroad and we like to do burnouts in absurdly overpowered vehicles, many of which are not built with safety or aesthetics in mind. A day at the lake or coast with a bunch of friends is heaven. We often frequent odd little bars tucked away in swamps and out-of-the-way places. We appreciate strong women who like the outdoors and good beer. We are far from fond of heavy-handed government. And we even have bogans...we call 'em "crackers" (and I am one). Oh yeah, our language has just as much in common with "English" as the folks living in Oz. 4 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Buckshot Bear Posted September 28, 2022 Author Share Posted September 28, 2022 20 hours ago, Noah Mercy, SASS #29066 said: Many years ago I determined Aussies are simply brothers and sisters from the other side of the world, and I've gotten along swimmingly with the ones I've had the good fortune to meet. See, I'm a native Floridian. We also have hundreds of biting, toothy, venomous creepy-crawlies. Sharks, 'gators, crocs, barracuda, stingray, rockfish, lionfish, jellyfish, snakes, spiders, feral pigs, cougars, bears, wasps, hornets, fleas, ticks, biting flies...heck, the mosquito is our state bird. We've vines and trees with huge thorns, poisonous plants galore, palms and grass with saw-teeth, Spanish bayonets, century plants, cacti, sandspurs, and quicksand. We like to fish and hunt (some with spears and knives!) and grill what we get. We like to offroad and we like to do burnouts in absurdly overpowered vehicles, many of which are not built with safety or aesthetics in mind. A day at the lake or coast with a bunch of friends is heaven. We often frequent odd little bars tucked away in swamps and out-of-the-way places. We appreciate strong women who like the outdoors and good beer. We are far from fond of heavy-handed government. And we even have bogans...we call 'em "crackers" (and I am one). Oh yeah, our language has just as much in common with "English" as the folks living in Oz. Enjoyed reading that ..... thank you 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckshot Bear Posted September 28, 2022 Author Share Posted September 28, 2022 Threads a year old today.....thanks one and all for being good sports 4 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted September 29, 2022 Share Posted September 29, 2022 (edited) 4 hours ago, Buckshot Bear said: ................that was ...............OMG !!! 39 years ago Edited September 29, 2022 by Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 time adjustment 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckshot Bear Posted September 30, 2022 Author Share Posted September 30, 2022 I know we all road in the back of utes like this back in the day......but I reckon the kid on the left ended up in Maximum Security somewhere 4 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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John Kloehr Posted October 1, 2022 Share Posted October 1, 2022 (edited) On 9/27/2022 at 7:15 PM, Buckshot Bear said: On 9/27/2022 at 10:19 PM, Noah Mercy, SASS #29066 said: ... we like to do burnouts in absurdly overpowered vehicles ... Here in Tennessee, we even have a road sign for that: And the cars to do them: Would like to see some muscle cars from Oz. Edited October 1, 2022 by John Kloehr 3 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckshot Bear Posted October 1, 2022 Author Share Posted October 1, 2022 4 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckshot Bear Posted October 1, 2022 Author Share Posted October 1, 2022 And of course everyone wants a 'Mad Max' 6 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Kloehr Posted October 1, 2022 Share Posted October 1, 2022 Mad Max is popular here. Check out this "Mad Cat": 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckshot Bear Posted October 1, 2022 Author Share Posted October 1, 2022 (edited) @John Kloehr Aussie Summer Nats Edited October 1, 2022 by Buckshot Bear 4 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Alpo Posted October 1, 2022 Share Posted October 1, 2022 I know it's just what you're used to, but that orange car with the two racing stripes. The picture directly below it - the interior of the car, with the wheel and all the controls on the right hand side and the glove compartment on the left hand side. That just looks so damn weird. 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckshot Bear Posted October 1, 2022 Author Share Posted October 1, 2022 27 minutes ago, Alpo said: I know it's just what you're used to, but that orange car with the two racing stripes. The picture directly below it - the interior of the car, with the wheel and all the controls on the right hand side and the glove compartment on the left hand side. That just looks so damn weird. No Alpo....it just looks RIGHT 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted October 1, 2022 Share Posted October 1, 2022 You can't trust anything looking right to y'all. You drive on the wrong side of the car, on the wrong side of the street, upside down. I don't think your brains work correctly. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Kloehr Posted October 1, 2022 Share Posted October 1, 2022 I just found an official Australian "drifting zone" sign. Is Australia infected with these things too? 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rip Snorter Posted October 1, 2022 Share Posted October 1, 2022 When I was in the UK decades back, we were on the way to visit some major tourist site, can't recall which. We had been up late partying and I dozed off in the left front seat. I woke as we were pulling up on a tanker to pass. I went into a blur of motion, but the steering wheel and pedals were gone. Great hilarity! Another, one of my cars at the time was standard shift rather than auto. No concern about driving one in England. Ha! Discovered that my left hand didn't know how to shift! 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckshot Bear Posted October 1, 2022 Author Share Posted October 1, 2022 9 hours ago, John Kloehr said: Is Australia infected with these things too? I've never seen anything like that ! 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckshot Bear Posted October 1, 2022 Author Share Posted October 1, 2022 When I went to school, every kid in Australia got a bottle of milk every day, Can still remember in summer how hot that milk was! 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Buckshot Bear Posted October 1, 2022 Author Share Posted October 1, 2022 Australian School Yards 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted October 1, 2022 Share Posted October 1, 2022 11 minutes ago, Buckshot Bear said: When I went to school, every kid in Australia got a bottle of milk every day, Can still remember in summer how hot that milk was! I remember that school milk 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckshot Bear Posted October 1, 2022 Author Share Posted October 1, 2022 @Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Remember these? Remember coming down the back stairs and it was just totally open....you slipped you were dead. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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