The Aussie Humour Thread

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[Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001]

BAIT TANK ? 

[Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L]

2 hours ago, Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001 said:

BAIT TANK ? 

 

When I was 5 or 6, we visited my aunt and uncle in Albuquerque. It was so hot that my uncle filled his aluminum (<correct spelling) boat with water and I used it like a kiddie pool! 

[Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062]

4 hours ago, Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L said:

 

When I was 5 or 6, we visited my aunt and uncle in Albuquerque. It was so hot that my uncle filled his aluminum (<incorrect spelling) boat with water and I used it like a kiddie pool! 

 

     ......... fixed it for you  

[Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062]

12 hours ago, Buckshot Bear said:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 ..... looks like a 'skeeter breeder'

[Buckshot Bear]

[sassnetguy50]

On 2/14/2024 at 5:57 PM, Alpo said:

https://www.lowes.com.au/m-stubbies-original-black-shorts-2381

 

I wish something like this could be found here in the states. That is a pair of shorts. You go to the store and buy a pair of shorts today and they extend below your knees. That is totally frikkin' ridiculous.

Those are what the fashion kids wear around here.  No thanks.

https://shop.lululemon.com/p/men-shorts/License-to-Train-Linerless-Short-5/_/prod11130328?color=0001

 

[Alpo]

Is your "no thanks" your reference to the length of the shorts, or the $88 price tag?

 

I noticed another thing in that ad that just gripes the hell out of me. They refer to that garment as "a short".

 

That's some stupidity they came up with a few years ago. "Since the garment is only one garment, it cannot be a pair of anything". Therefore it is a pant or a short or a overall or a panty, instead of pants or shorts or overalls or panties.

 

Stupid.

 

I have noticed that women no longer wear panties, they wear "a panty", but men still wear briefs or boxers. I've never noticed anything saying that a guy is wearing a brief or a boxer.

[Buckshot Bear]

Every Aussie kid used to make these paddle pop stick boomerangs that held together at school -

 

 

 

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Every Aussie kids favourite bubble gum when I was a boy, wish I'd kept all those cotton sacks!!!!

 

[Buckshot Bear]

Sunday morning brekkie anyone?

 

[Eyesa Horg]

2 hours ago, Buckshot Bear said:

Every Aussie kid used to make these paddle pop stick boomerangs that held together at school -

 

 

 

Us too!!

[Buckshot Bear]

Remember these as a kid?

 

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Aussie summer sandwich

 

[DeaconKC]

6 minutes ago, Buckshot Bear said:

So I'm a Feral Mozzie?

[Buckshot Bear]

1 minute ago, DeaconKC said:

So I'm a Feral Mozzie?

 

I'm a Feral Snag  

[Texas Joker]

I'm a cranky dunny. Got you all beat

[Buckshot Bear]

11 minutes ago, Texas Joker said:

I'm a cranky dunny. Got you all beat

 

Now that sounds dangerous

[Alpo]

Does feral mean the same thing down there? Domesticated that's running wild?

 

A feral mosquito, or a feral sausage?

 

Y'all are weird.

[Buckshot Bear]

4 minutes ago, Alpo said:

Does feral mean the same thing down there? Domesticated that's running wild?

 

A feral mosquito, or a feral sausage?

 

Y'all are weird.

 

Yes, but its now pretty all encompassing for things like someone who is a bit rough or unkept "Yeah Bill's a bit feral alright",

Its used as derogatory slang as well i.e. "Ya' rotten feral bastard". (Disgusting bastard).

 

 

 

[Buckshot Bear]

[Alpo]

I presume that's supposed to be a depiction of Australia, but it looks more like two boobs in a crop top.

[Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L]

7 hours ago, Buckshot Bear said:

Every Aussie kid used to make these paddle pop stick boomerangs that held together at school -

 

 

 

 

We would also make them but we would put a firecracker in the middle, light and throw! 

[Buckshot Bear]

8 minutes ago, Alpo said:

I presume that's supposed to be a depiction of Australia, but it looks more like two boobs in a crop top.

 

I  think he did the map of Oz when the idjut put the blindfold on. 

[Buckshot Bear]

5 minutes ago, Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L said:

 

We would also make them but we would put a firecracker in the middle, light and throw! 

 

Now that's a fun upscale!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Eyesa Horg]

10 hours ago, Buckshot Bear said:

Make me a Bloody Magpie 

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[Alpo]

41 minutes ago, Buckshot Bear said:

"Remind them who is running this joint".

 

You mean the British?