The Aussie Humour Thread

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y'all have some very talented painters down there 

 

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[Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474]

[Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062]

On 3/4/2024 at 9:00 AM, Buckshot Bear said:

 

 

    ........ now you know why we drink ......   

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Running bull, 'Millungera', North Queensland

Circa 1977

 

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The Big Dingo

Glenreagh NSW

 

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The Big Merino in Goulburn NSW

 

 

 

 

 

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The Aussie Lamington

 

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Aussie Garage Sale

 

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Back in the day

 

[Alpo]

Back in the day

 

 

[Alpo]

You take you a piece of white bread, and butter it. Then you put some Vegemite on it. You take another piece of white bread and butter it. Then you stick potato chips to the butter. Now put these two pieces of white bread together to make a sandwich.

 

Doesn't that just sound disgusting beyond belief?

 

 

Edited March 8, 2024 by Alpo
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[Alpo]

You know if I wanted these two posts to be in the same post, I would have put them in it to begin with.

 

 

I've heard of crosstown rivals, and Romeo and Juliet. But this seems to be taking it a little far.

[DeaconKC]

4 minutes ago, Alpo said:

Back in the day

 

 

What cane are they speaking of?

[Alpo]

Here in the good old us of a, back when teachers were still allowed to hit students, you got paddled.

 

In England, and all its derivatives - Canada Australia India New Zealand - they didn't use a paddle. They used a cane.

 

 

[DeaconKC]

Ok, thanks!

[Sedalia Dave]

[Alpo]

That is a dumb bathroom layout.

 

You have that towel rack above the toilet paper, but not very far above the toilet paper. So you dry off with the towel, getting the towel wet, then you put it on the towel rack and it is lying on the roll of toilet paper.

[Buckshot Bear]

4 hours ago, Alpo said:

You take you a piece of white bread, and butter it. Then you put some Vegemite on it. You take another piece of white bread and butter it. Then you stick potato chips to the butter. Now put these two pieces of white bread together to make a sandwich.

 

Doesn't that just sound disgusting beyond belief?

 

 

 

 

OMG heaven......my mouth is just drooling think of eating that!!!!!

[Buckshot Bear]

1 hour ago, Rolling Roulette said:

I wonder the same thing 

 

At my high school the canes (varying in thickness's) were kept on a rifle rack for the teacher to select.

Public schools was on the palm of the hand, I went to a private school and it was bend over and touch your toes.....you got either 2, 4 or 6 cuts of the cane. 

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[Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062]

10 hours ago, Alpo said:

You take you a piece of white bread, and butter it. Then you put some Vegemite on it. You take another piece of white bread and butter it. Then you stick potato chips to the butter. Now put these two pieces of white bread together to make a sandwich.

 

Doesn't that just sound disgusting beyond belief?

 

 

 

 

     ........ I'll have 2 please .....  

[sassnetguy50]

11 hours ago, Alpo said:

That is a dumb bathroom layout.

 

You have that towel rack above the toilet paper, but not very far above the toilet paper. So you dry off with the towel, getting the towel wet, then you put it on the towel rack and it is lying on the roll of toilet paper.

Looks like someone used a towel rack as a grab bar.  

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