Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted December 16, 2021 Posted December 16, 2021 1 hour ago, Sedalia Dave said: Witches don't need them. Even if they did, who would be brave enough to tell her she couldn't fly without one? ......... not my job .......
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted December 16, 2021 Posted December 16, 2021 Does anybody remember when we all laughed at this .... ?
Pat Riot Posted December 16, 2021 Posted December 16, 2021 I want one of thee tee shirts. @Buckshot Bob Where did you find this?
Buckshot Bob Posted December 16, 2021 Posted December 16, 2021 4 minutes ago, Pat Riot, SASS #13748 said: I want one of thee tee shirts. @Buckshot Bob Where did you find this? I stole it from the cesspool formerly known as Face Book
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted December 16, 2021 Posted December 16, 2021 6 minutes ago, Buckshot Bob said: ........ I almost wish you hadn't said that ......
Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L Posted December 16, 2021 Posted December 16, 2021 1 hour ago, Pat Riot, SASS #13748 said: I want one of thee tee shirts. @Buckshot Bob Where did you find this? Where else - Amazon! https://www.amazon.com/Women-Woke-Definition-Funny-T-Shirt/dp/B09LRQMC9X/ref=sr_1_2?crid=2G9HMXZFREY6L&keywords=woke+t+shirts+for+men&qid=1639696276&sprefix=woke+t+shirt%2Caps%2C283&sr=8-2
Buckshot Bob Posted December 17, 2021 Posted December 17, 2021 1 hour ago, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said: ........ I almost wish you hadn't said that ......
Texas Joker Posted December 17, 2021 Posted December 17, 2021 @Alpo <quote>knew they were thunder and lightning, but for at least 30 years I thought that thunder, in German, was donder. Oh well. I guess it's never too late to learn. </quote> Dialects. Also donder is Dutch (a norther Germanic derivative) and by colonization Africaans for thunder.
Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L Posted December 17, 2021 Posted December 17, 2021 What's a "Zomibie"? 12 minutes ago, Pat Riot, SASS #13748 said:
Alpo Posted December 17, 2021 Author Posted December 17, 2021 Well you know, it's like people always say when you tell them that it's YOU'RE not YOUR, THEIR not THERE, TWO not TO - spelling doesn't matter.
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted December 17, 2021 Posted December 17, 2021 1 hour ago, Alpo said: Well you know, it's like people always say when you tell them that it's YOU'RE not YOUR, THEIR not THERE, TWO not TO - spelling doesn't matter. ...... their, they're, there ..... your, you're, you are over reacting two, too, to much, mush .......
Pat Riot Posted December 17, 2021 Posted December 17, 2021 4 hours ago, Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L said: What's a "Zomibie"? It’s a gun sales technique using a horror movie myth that gets city boys to buy lots of guns and green boxes of ammo. Oh, and Congress. That place is full of them.
Sedalia Dave Posted December 18, 2021 Posted December 18, 2021 On 12/16/2021 at 3:53 PM, Pat Riot, SASS #13748 said: I want one of thee tee shirts. @Buckshot Bob Where did you find this? https://www.redbubble.com/shop/woke+definition+t-shirts
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted December 18, 2021 Posted December 18, 2021 ....... reminds me of ... Tyrone F. Horneigh : Would you like to call me Cutie? [Gladys hits him] Tyrone F. Horneigh : Would you like to call me Sweetie? [Gladys hits him] Tyrone F. Horneigh : Would you like to call me an ambulance? [falls off the park bench] A skit from Rowan and Martins Laugh-In
Alpo Posted December 18, 2021 Author Posted December 18, 2021 Many many many years ago my two nephews were the house. I had just gotten myself a bowl of ice cream, and decided that I would be nice and offer ice cream to the children. So I asked the six kids, "Would you like some ice cream?" My oldest nephew replied, "What kind?" I responded, "Jimmy said no. How about the rest of y'all?"
Alpo Posted December 22, 2021 Author Posted December 22, 2021 I don't know about that. I remember going into McDonald's one time and ordering eight filet of fish sandwiches. I had a serious case of the munchies going. Ate all eight of them too. I thought I was going to need a plunger to get that last one down, but I did it.
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted December 22, 2021 Posted December 22, 2021 .... in Australia it's $0.00 .......... and I've been there too ......
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted December 22, 2021 Posted December 22, 2021 ........ ya think ? .....
Sedalia Dave Posted December 22, 2021 Posted December 22, 2021 45 minutes ago, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said: ........ ya think ? ..... Looks like it was electrifying.
Crooked River Pete, SASS 43485 Posted December 23, 2021 Posted December 23, 2021 John Cougar Mellencamp Jack and Diane "Suckin' on chili dogs outside the tastee freeze Diane's sittin' on Jacky's lap He's got his hand between her knees"
Alpo Posted December 23, 2021 Author Posted December 23, 2021 Thank you. I meant to bring that over to this thread and post it and ask what the hell it meant. And here you explained it without me having to ask.
DocWard Posted December 23, 2021 Posted December 23, 2021 2 hours ago, Crooked River Pete, SASS 43485 said: John Cougar Mellencamp Jack and Diane "Suckin' on chili dogs outside the tastee freeze Diane's sittin' on Jacky's lap He's got his hand between her knees" As soon as I saw it on the other thread, I started laughing so hard my wife called up to see what was so funny. She came up and saw it and started laughing too.
Crooked River Pete, SASS 43485 Posted December 23, 2021 Posted December 23, 2021 1 hour ago, DocWard said: As soon as I saw it on the other thread, I started laughing so hard my wife called up to see what was so funny. She came up and saw it and started laughing too. I thought it was good, posted it, first two reactions were confusion.
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