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1 hour ago, Pat Riot, SASS #13748 said:

I want one of thee tee shirts.  @Buckshot Bob  Where did you find this?

 

 

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Where else - Amazon!

 

https://www.amazon.com/Women-Woke-Definition-Funny-T-Shirt/dp/B09LRQMC9X/ref=sr_1_2?crid=2G9HMXZFREY6L&keywords=woke+t+shirts+for+men&qid=1639696276&sprefix=woke+t+shirt%2Caps%2C283&sr=8-2

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 @Alpo

<quote>knew they were thunder and lightning, but for at least 30 years I thought that thunder, in German, was donder.

 

Oh well. I guess it's never too late to learn. </quote> 

 

Dialects. Also donder is Dutch (a norther Germanic derivative) and by colonization Africaans for thunder.

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1 hour ago, Alpo said:

Well you know, it's like people always say when you tell them that it's YOU'RE not YOUR, THEIR not THERE, TWO not TO - spelling doesn't matter. :P

 

 ...... their, they're, there ..... your, you're, you are over reacting two, too, to much, mush .......    ;)

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4 hours ago, Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L said:

What's a "Zomibie"?

 

 

It’s a gun sales technique using a horror movie myth that gets city boys to buy lots of guns and green boxes of ammo. ;)

 

Oh, and Congress. That place is full of them. 

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....... reminds me of ...

 

 

"Rowan and Martin's Laugh In" Ruth Buzzi

  • Tyrone F. Horneigh : Would you like to call me Cutie?

    [Gladys hits him] 

    Tyrone F. Horneigh : Would you like to call me Sweetie?

    [Gladys hits him] 

    Tyrone F. Horneigh : Would you like to call me an ambulance?

    [falls off the park bench] 

     

     

     

     

    A skit from Rowan and Martins Laugh-In

     

    :ph34r:

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Many many many years ago my two nephews were the house. I had just gotten myself a bowl of ice cream, and decided that I would be nice and offer ice cream to the children. So I asked the six kids, "Would you like some ice cream?"

 

My oldest nephew replied, "What kind?"

 

I responded, "Jimmy said no. How about the rest of y'all?"

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I don't know about that. I remember going into McDonald's one time and ordering eight filet of fish sandwiches. I had a serious case of the munchies going.

 

Ate all eight of them too. I thought I was going to need a plunger to get that last one down, but I did it.

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2 hours ago, Crooked River Pete, SASS 43485 said:

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John Cougar Mellencamp

Jack and Diane

"Suckin' on chili dogs outside the tastee freeze
Diane's sittin' on Jacky's lap
He's got his hand between her knees"

 

As soon as I saw it on the other thread, I started laughing so hard my wife called up to see what was so funny. She came up and saw it and started laughing too.

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