So as not to upset Pat

[Subdeacon Joe]

[Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062]

1 hour ago, Sedalia Dave said:

 

Witches don't need them. Even if they did, who would be brave enough to tell her she couldn't fly without one?

 

 

  ......... not my job .......   

[Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062]

Does anybody remember when we all laughed at this  .... ?

 

 

[Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474]

[Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062]

 

^^^^ THIS ONE please 

[Pat Riot]

I want one of thee tee shirts.  @Buckshot Bob  Where did you find this?

 

 

Edited December 16, 2021 by Pat Riot, SASS #13748

[Buckshot Bob]

4 minutes ago, Pat Riot, SASS #13748 said:

I want one of thee tee shirts.  @Buckshot Bob  Where did you find this?

 

 

I stole it from the cesspool formerly known as Face Book 

[Buckshot Bob]

Edited December 16, 2021 by Buckshot Bob
Wrong thread , oh well

[Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062]

6 minutes ago, Buckshot Bob said:

 

 

 ........ I almost wish you hadn't said that ......   

[Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L]

1 hour ago, Pat Riot, SASS #13748 said:

I want one of thee tee shirts.  @Buckshot Bob  Where did you find this?

 

 

 

Where else - Amazon!

 

https://www.amazon.com/Women-Woke-Definition-Funny-T-Shirt/dp/B09LRQMC9X/ref=sr_1_2?crid=2G9HMXZFREY6L&keywords=woke+t+shirts+for+men&qid=1639696276&sprefix=woke+t+shirt%2Caps%2C283&sr=8-2

[Buckshot Bob]

1 hour ago, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said:

 

 

 ........ I almost wish you hadn't said that ......   

 

[Father Kit Cool Gun Garth]

[Father Kit Cool Gun Garth]

[Texas Joker]

 @Alpo

<quote>knew they were thunder and lightning, but for at least 30 years I thought that thunder, in German, was donder.

 

Oh well. I guess it's never too late to learn. </quote> 

 

Dialects. Also donder is Dutch (a norther Germanic derivative) and by colonization Africaans for thunder.

[Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L]

What's a "Zomibie"?

 

12 minutes ago, Pat Riot, SASS #13748 said:

 

[Alpo]

Well you know, it's like people always say when you tell them that it's YOU'RE not YOUR, THEIR not THERE, TWO not TO - spelling doesn't matter.

[Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062]

1 hour ago, Alpo said:

Well you know, it's like people always say when you tell them that it's YOU'RE not YOUR, THEIR not THERE, TWO not TO - spelling doesn't matter.

 

 ...... their, they're, there ..... your, you're, you are over reacting two, too, to much, mush .......    

[Pat Riot]

4 hours ago, Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L said:

What's a "Zomibie"?

 

 

It’s a gun sales technique using a horror movie myth that gets city boys to buy lots of guns and green boxes of ammo. 

 

Oh, and Congress. That place is full of them. 

[Sedalia Dave]

On 12/16/2021 at 3:53 PM, Pat Riot, SASS #13748 said:

I want one of thee tee shirts.  @Buckshot Bob  Where did you find this?

 

 

 

https://www.redbubble.com/shop/woke+definition+t-shirts

 

[Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062]

 

....... reminds me of ...

 

 

• Tyrone F. Horneigh : Would you like to call me Cutie?

  [Gladys hits him] 

  Tyrone F. Horneigh : Would you like to call me Sweetie?

  [Gladys hits him] 

  Tyrone F. Horneigh : Would you like to call me an ambulance?

  [falls off the park bench] 

   

   

   

   

  A skit from Rowan and Martins Laugh-In

   

  

[Alpo]

 

Many many many years ago my two nephews were the house. I had just gotten myself a bowl of ice cream, and decided that I would be nice and offer ice cream to the children. So I asked the six kids, "Would you like some ice cream?"

 

My oldest nephew replied, "What kind?"

 

I responded, "Jimmy said no. How about the rest of y'all?"

[Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474]

[Father Kit Cool Gun Garth]

[Alpo]

I don't know about that. I remember going into McDonald's one time and ordering eight filet of fish sandwiches. I had a serious case of the munchies going.

 

Ate all eight of them too. I thought I was going to need a plunger to get that last one down, but I did it.

[Crooked River Pete, SASS 43485]

[Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062]

 

 

 

 

   .... in Australia it's $0.00 .......... and I've been there too ......   

[Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062]

 

 ....... yep ...

 

[Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062]

 

 

 

 

 

 ........ ya think ? ..... 

[Sedalia Dave]

45 minutes ago, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said:

 

 

 

 

 

 ........ ya think ? ..... 

 

Looks like it was electrifying. 

[Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474]

[Crooked River Pete, SASS 43485]

John Cougar Mellencamp

Jack and Diane

"Suckin' on chili dogs outside the tastee freeze
Diane's sittin' on Jacky's lap
He's got his hand between her knees"

[Alpo]

Thank you. I meant to bring that over to this thread and post it and ask what the hell it meant. And here you explained it without me having to ask.

[DocWard]

2 hours ago, Crooked River Pete, SASS 43485 said:

John Cougar Mellencamp

Jack and Diane

"Suckin' on chili dogs outside the tastee freeze
Diane's sittin' on Jacky's lap
He's got his hand between her knees"

 

As soon as I saw it on the other thread, I started laughing so hard my wife called up to see what was so funny. She came up and saw it and started laughing too.

[Subdeacon Joe]

[Crooked River Pete, SASS 43485]

1 hour ago, DocWard said:

 

As soon as I saw it on the other thread, I started laughing so hard my wife called up to see what was so funny. She came up and saw it and started laughing too.

I thought it was good, posted it, first two reactions were confusion.