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Pat Riot, SASS #13748 Posted May 8 Author Share Posted May 8 2 hours ago, Father Kit Cool Gun Garth said: And this kind of thing is why I don’t buy into every “latest craze” gun gadget or slicking up method. 1 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted May 9 Share Posted May 9 .... so, .... have/has the former owners of twitter used the money to end world hunger yet ? 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot, SASS #13748 Posted May 9 Author Share Posted May 9 Translation: If she has not… She will soon! 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Sedalia Dave Posted May 9 Share Posted May 9 3 hours ago, Pat Riot, SASS #13748 said: I predict that he soon will. 2 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted May 9 Share Posted May 9 (edited) 3 hours ago, Pat Riot, SASS #13748 said: While I do appreciate the joke, there is a HUGE difference between a carpenter and a furniture maker. As my grandfather used to say, if someone was to call him a carpenter: "I'm a furniture maker, not a carpenter. Them damn fools drive screws with a claw hammer!" Edited May 9 by Alpo 1 2 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted May 9 Share Posted May 9 9 minutes ago, Alpo said: While I do appreciate the joke, there is a HUGE difference between a carpenter and a furniture maker. As my grandfather used to say, if someone was to call him a carpenter: "I'm a furniture maker, not a carpenter. Them damn fools drive screws with a claw hammer!" ..... but a Furniture Maker would make a matching set from the getgo ..... ..... and a clawhammer Is a Carpenters screwdriver set ........ 2 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted May 10 Share Posted May 10 A very drunk patron at a bar is trying to impress everyone with his fighting ability. "I am trained in every hand-to-hand combat there is," he says. To further prove his point, he walks up to Boudreaux, who happened to be in the bar, and whops him behind the neck! "Karate chop from China," he says. Poor Boudreaux gets up off the floor and sits back in his seat, saying nothing. The big man hits him again. "Judo from Japan." L'il ol' Boudreaux once again picks himself up off the floor and continues sipping his beer. The man grabs him putting Boudreaux in a state of suspended animation. "That's a nerve pinch from Korea." After a few minutes, Boudreaux is able to move again. Instead of getting back on his bar stool, he walks out. Ten minutes later, he walks in with a large board in his hands and hits the drunk square in the head with the board, laying him flat out on the floor. Looking down at his tormenter, Boudreaux says, "Two-by-four from Home Depot." 1 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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