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12 hours ago, Alpo said:

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I doubt they were looking at the glasses...

 

And she's a smart enough moron to be worth at least tens of millions of dollars and possibly over a billion.  I wish I was that stupid :(

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It actually reminds me of a Dick Van Dyke episode.

 

Dick had the boys over for cards, and he was winning. Big time. Because it turned out that they were playing with a deck that belonged to Richie. They were from his magician kit, and they were marked. Dick wasn't even thinking about it, he was just reading them. Not trying to cheat just reading the cards.

 

And when Richie commented so and so has got this hand and he knows that because the cards are marked and he can read them, everybody gets mad,  the money gets returned, they start over with a new deck. And Richie still knows what they've got then. Because he can see the reflection of the cards in their glasses.

 

They weren't wearing "man with no eyes" sunglasses, but the light on top of the card table allowed him to see the reflection of the cards in their glasses.

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Sure was

 

Short people got

No reason

Short people got

No reason to live

 

Supposedly it was an anti-prejudice song. Say nasty things about somebody that nobody picked on. Instead of saying nasty things about blacks or Indians or whites or Chinese or Jews - say nasty things about short people, so everyone would see how stupid prejudice is.

 

Worked real well, didn't it? Nobody is prejudiced anymore. Way to go Randy.

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8 hours ago, Alpo said:

Sure was

 

Short people got

No reason

Short people got

No reason to live

 

Supposedly it was an anti-prejudice song. Say nasty things about somebody that nobody picked on. Instead of saying nasty things about blacks or Indians or whites or Chinese or Jews - say nasty things about short people, so everyone would see how stupid prejudice is.

 

Worked real well, didn't it? Nobody is prejudiced anymore. Way to go Randy.

 

Another supposedly anti-prejudice Randy Newman song is a song named Rednecks. When you read the lyrics to the song...it's hard to tell.

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