Whiskey Business Posted November 16, 2018 Share Posted November 16, 2018 Ugly, ornery and is draining my bank account. Even moved into my house! Murphy is his name. 1. Had some storms this week and my basement flooded. 2. Noticed water stains under a switchplate and why yes, there was water in inside. Must be a roof leak. Roof is still under warrenty and called the roofer. Stand up guy and will fix it, if it is the roof and not the skylight. Just wow, water in the wires! 3. Today I lost one of my miracle ears between the grocery store and my house. Much frantic searching ensued at home and grocery store. No luck. The good news it is still under warrenty and will only cost 600.00 dollars to replace. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calamity Kris Posted November 16, 2018 Share Posted November 16, 2018 I hope he leaves soon. He gets really expensive in a hurry and his disasters sometimes last for quite a while. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imis Twohofon,SASS # 46646 Posted November 16, 2018 Share Posted November 16, 2018 Run him off, you got guns Imis (aware this is not an actual individual, sometimes all you can do is laugh) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whiskey Business Posted November 16, 2018 Author Share Posted November 16, 2018 Imis, lost all my guns in a boating accident caused by murphy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted November 16, 2018 Share Posted November 16, 2018 My wife calls me Murphy ever so often. Don't have a clue why. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rye Miles #13621 Posted November 17, 2018 Share Posted November 17, 2018 2 hours ago, Whiskey Business said: Imis, lost all my guns in a boating accident caused by murphy. Are you serious? Man that's a shame!!! I wish you better luck ahead! Keep your chin up, things are bound to get better! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Linn Keller, SASS 27332, BOLD 103 Posted November 17, 2018 Share Posted November 17, 2018 I one time told a salesman that scoundrel Murphy had done this-or-that, and there was a long silence and then he said "My name's Murphy." I never missed a beat. "And now for my next act, I'll put my other foot in my mouth, after which I'll borrow a spatula from the kitchen and scrape the egg off my face." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted November 17, 2018 Share Posted November 17, 2018 Miss Whiskey, I hope things get better for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whiskey Business Posted November 17, 2018 Author Share Posted November 17, 2018 1 hour ago, Rye Miles #13621 said: Are you serious? Man that's a shame!!! I wish you better luck ahead! Keep your chin up, things are bound to get better! Naw, just joking about boating thing. Everything else is real. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew Duncan Posted November 17, 2018 Share Posted November 17, 2018 They say trouble comes in threes, so you are done. Clear sailing from here on out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whiskey Business Posted November 17, 2018 Author Share Posted November 17, 2018 2 minutes ago, Matthew Duncan said: They say trouble comes in threes, so you are done. Clear sailing from here on out. Gosh hope so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allie Mo, SASS No. 25217 Posted November 17, 2018 Share Posted November 17, 2018 Hi Whiskey, I'm sorry to hear of your troubles with THAT man. I hope Matthew is correct and you are rid of him. At least, you still have your sense of humor. Allie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chili Ron Posted November 17, 2018 Share Posted November 17, 2018 Howdy, I just have luck. It takes a few months or even years to tell if its really good luck or bad luck. Best CR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted November 17, 2018 Share Posted November 17, 2018 Whiskey, When I ran ole Murf out of E.Tn this summer, I thought he was headed either North and bother some Yankees or maybe out west, where I told him to visit Red Knee. Then when Red Knee called and told me about his injured knee(s), I had no idea that he was headed back to Georgia. Sorri. Anyhow, tell Murf if ole Widder has to travel down to Georgia and deal with him again, its gonna be worse than just a little 'skull thumpin' this time. Tell him I'll be bringin some tar and feathers, plus a stout rope, a good skinnin knife and bromine to pour on his carcass while he hangs over a snake pit. He'll be wishin the rope breaks..... Anyhow, hope life starts shining a little favor down your way. And as Barney once said..... "Keep A Good Thought". ..........Widder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wild Will Bartell Posted November 17, 2018 Share Posted November 17, 2018 Back in the day, we used to say that ol' Murphy was definitely a cop. Just keep the faith; your luck will change for the better. I know mine did.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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