Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 5,485 Posted November 27, 2020 27 minutes ago, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said: ....... it only took me ONE visit for me to work that out ..... Ya know what that reminded me of...? I learned too late that there's an old saying, "Never hang wallpaper with a spouse!" I did THAT just once, too. In an instant, the now-former-missus-Hardpan transformed from Nurse Jekyll to Ms Hyde... I lasted maybe five minutes, then remembered an urgent commitment elsewhere. Boy, was I lucky to escape! 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Charlie T Waite 8,166 Posted November 27, 2020 6 hours ago, Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 said: Har~! Back about fourteen or fifteen years ago I posted that picture on the Wire. It seems there were a bunch of "cowboys" haranguing about rules interpretations and such, and a few of 'em were becoming real pills. (And as we all know, a "pill" is something hard to take! ) Sooo.... I posted a short message, Introducing Marshall Turk, and proposing the formation of a new sub-group in SASS ~ the Grand Old Brotherhood of Bunkhouse Lawyers, Esq, or G.O.B.B.L.E. Marshall Turk was to be the official Spokesturkey and mascot of the organization. Somehow I don't think the windbags appreciated it, but they at least shut up for a short spell. Well then how's this one: 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
John Kloehr 846 Posted November 27, 2020 On 11/24/2020 at 7:56 PM, Smoken D said: That took a bit of searching... now I know what these are. 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Smoken D 1,773 Posted November 27, 2020 32 minutes ago, John Kloehr said: That took a bit of searching... now I know what these are. Actually found the photo quicker than getting mine and taking a photo of it. Mine is a P-51, the larger one. Little one tears your fingers up, especially guys with large fingers. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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Alpo 6,189 Posted November 27, 2020 1 hour ago, Smoken D said: Actually found the photo quicker than getting mine and taking a photo of it. Mine is a P-51, the larger one. Little one tears your fingers up, especially guys with large fingers. I knew what they were. I just don't get the joke. I've heard them call John Waynes, so I suppose it could be some kind of Pilgrim thing, but it was three days before Thanksgiving, and Pilgrim was kind of a stretch, and I still didn't get it. So help a fellow out here. Why is that funny? 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ozark Huckleberry 854 Posted November 27, 2020 1 hour ago, Alpo said: I knew what they were. I just don't get the joke. I've heard them call John Waynes, so I suppose it could be some kind of Pilgrim thing, but it was three days before Thanksgiving, and Pilgrim was kind of a stretch, and I still didn't get it. So help a fellow out here. Why is that funny? Look at the preceding post for context. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dirty Dog Doug 1,956 Posted November 27, 2020 this is better than Grandma giving her kid a smoke 2 1 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Buckshot Bob 900 Posted November 27, 2020 51 minutes ago, Dirty Dog Doug said: this is better than Grandma giving her kid a smoke I’m guessing at one time this was settled science 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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Alpo 6,189 Posted November 27, 2020 Mama told me that Daddy used to put Dr Pepper in my baby bottle. He also occasionally put Falstaff in it. And I can hear everybody thinking, "well that explains a lot". 1 3 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Alpo 6,189 Posted November 27, 2020 1 hour ago, Buckshot Bob said: I’m guessing at one time this was settled science "The soda pop board of America"? I'm guessing this is a parody ad. 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Buckshot Bob 900 Posted November 27, 2020 27 minutes ago, Alpo said: "The soda pop board of America"? I'm guessing this is a parody ad. I was thinking it’s more like when wine makers tell you wine every day is good for you. Or I know since they have legalized weed here in Mi allot of people claim it cures everything. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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Tequila Shooter 1,305 Posted November 27, 2020 3 hours ago, Buckshot Bob said: I’m guessing at one time this was settled science It is a hoax and originally created as a joke. Soda Pop Board of America this explains it all. 3 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Smoken D 1,773 Posted November 28, 2020 8 hours ago, Alpo said: I knew what they were. I just don't get the joke. I've heard them call John Waynes, so I suppose it could be some kind of Pilgrim thing, but it was three days before Thanksgiving, and Pilgrim was kind of a stretch, and I still didn't get it. So help a fellow out here. Why is that funny? What OH said. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 6,836 Posted November 28, 2020 13 hours ago, Alpo said: Mama told me that Daddy used to put Dr Pepper in my baby bottle. He also occasionally put Falstaff in it. And I can hear everybody thinking, "well that explains a lot". Well that explains a lot! 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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Alpo 6,189 Posted November 28, 2020 (edited) 21 hours ago, Alpo said: "The soda pop board of America"? I'm guessing this is a parody ad. Well WHILE doing a little research, I found this. https://rjwhite.tumblr.com/post/472668874/fact-checking The man that wrote that parody ad for a college class. Edited November 28, 2020 by Alpo 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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Smoken D 1,773 Posted November 29, 2020 Of course I have this on the refrigerator 2 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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