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1 hour ago, Buckshot Bear said:

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I googled the question:

 

A:  One.

Only ONE!!  And do you know WHY?  Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb!  They don’t even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT!  They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out.

And, once they figured it out, they wouldn’t be able to find the light bulbs despite the fact that they’ve been in the SAME CUPBOARD for the past 17 YEARS!

But if they did, by some miracle, actually find them 2 DAYS LATER,  the chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!

AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE STUPID !#$%  LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!

WHY? BECAUSE NO-ONE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!

IT’S A WONDER WE HAVEN’T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE  12’ DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE.  IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS HOUSE!

. . . . . . . . .  I’m sorry. . . what did you ask me?

Edited by John Kloehr
Damnit Otto, don't change googled to google, I meant the past tense verb, if I wanted the proper noun I would have capitalized it, and you didn't even do that
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6 hours ago, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said:

 

 

   ....... ah,  I see that you've been to rural Australia .............  :mellow:

Looks like the Pennsylvania Turnpike! At least 20 years ago! 

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