Subdeacon Joe 27,836 Posted December 14, 2016 Share Posted December 14, 2016 Jill Stein Demands Recount Of Army/Navy Score “There’s no way Army could have beat Navy on their own. Army may have won the electoral score, but they are way, way behind in the popular score. I’m hoping that if we can get some of the game electors to change their votes, we can still give Navy the victory the nation needs right now. And that’s why I’m officially demanding a recount.” Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Blackwater 53393 6,033 Posted December 14, 2016 Share Posted December 14, 2016 HAHAHAHAHAHA!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Widder, SASS #59054 7,889 Posted December 14, 2016 Share Posted December 14, 2016 Navy had more players on the sideline so a recount should be acceptable. Navy was ahead before the final moments of the game. Everybody was sure Navy would win before the actual game started. A recount sounds right to me ......... NOT ! ..........Widder Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 3,584 Posted December 14, 2016 Share Posted December 14, 2016 There will be a collection to pay for the recount? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sedalia Dave 13,870 Posted December 14, 2016 Share Posted December 14, 2016 This is the part I liked *Article 107 of the Uniform Code of Military Justice covers “false official statements.” As our name implies, we are a satire (as opposed to “fake news”) site and you shouldn’t take anything we say seriously. You should, however, mercilessly mock anyone who does. And if any of your friends want to gleefully point out that the actual score in the Army/Navy game was 21-17 but they didn’t read the article far enough to know that this is a satire piece, you should mock them double. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tyrel Cody 5,264 Posted December 14, 2016 Share Posted December 14, 2016 There will be a collection to pay for the recount? Yes, send your donations to: Tyrel P.O. Box 23 Ripyouoff, TN 37000 I'll make sure those funds are put to good use :lol: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 3,584 Posted December 14, 2016 Share Posted December 14, 2016 The checque is in the mail. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Utah Bob #35998 16,489 Posted December 14, 2016 Share Posted December 14, 2016 Hilarious. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Loophole LaRue, SASS #51438 3,358 Posted December 14, 2016 Share Posted December 14, 2016 The part I found hilarious was Jill Stein's explanation on Fox, when asked how Russia could have affected voting machines that are not connected to the Internet; she deftly asserted hackers walk around and "... use a floppy disc thing". I wondered what had happened to floppy discs..... LL Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Utah Bob #35998 16,489 Posted December 14, 2016 Share Posted December 14, 2016 The part I found hilarious was Jill Stein's explanation on Fox, when asked how Russia could have affected voting machines that are not connected to the Internet; she deftly asserted hackers walk around and "... use a floppy disc thing". I wondered what had happened to floppy discs..... LL Izzat like the shoulder thing that goes up? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 3,584 Posted December 15, 2016 Share Posted December 15, 2016 Maybe they should play the game over. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tyrel Cody 5,264 Posted December 15, 2016 Share Posted December 15, 2016 Maybe they should play the game over. This, and next time Army can only play with 10 on defense. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 7,361 Posted December 15, 2016 Share Posted December 15, 2016 This, and next time Army can only play with 10 on defense. Nine, and they must be the baseball team. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 3,584 Posted December 15, 2016 Share Posted December 15, 2016 BUT, all of the polls said Navy was going to win by fifty points. What could have possibly gone wrong. IT MUST BE THE RUSSIANS. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Yellowhouse Sam # 25171 631 Posted December 15, 2016 Share Posted December 15, 2016 BUT, all of the polls said Navy was going to win by fifty points. What could have possibly gone wrong. IT MUST BE THE RUSSIANS. Y'all forget an even more sinister advocate for interference. The AIR FORCE ACADEMY!!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 3,584 Posted December 15, 2016 Share Posted December 15, 2016 (edited) They are worse than the Russians. Edited December 15, 2016 by Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Cat Brules 1,769 Posted December 15, 2016 Share Posted December 15, 2016 (edited) The part I found hilarious was Jill Stein's explanation on Fox, when asked how Russia could have affected voting machines that are not connected to the Internet; she deftly asserted hackers walk around and "... use a floppy disc thing". I wondered what had happened to floppy discs..... LL Is she just stupid; or does she think we're all stupid? That "floppy disc thing" must be what is being repeatedly reformatted in her head every 24 hours, with a new batch of crazy nonsense. Here's the brief floppy disc interview link, below: http://freebeacon.com/politics/jill-stein-floppy-disks-hack-voter-machines/ Edited December 15, 2016 by Cat Brules, SASS #14086 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Blackwater 53393 6,033 Posted December 16, 2016 Share Posted December 16, 2016 Jill Stein is a third class IDIOT!! She ain't smart enough to be a first class, or even second class idiot!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 3,584 Posted December 16, 2016 Share Posted December 16, 2016 Why do I have images of a snake oil salesperson? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Loophole LaRue, SASS #51438 3,358 Posted December 17, 2016 Share Posted December 17, 2016 What I want to know is what happened to the $6 Million she raised from the weak minded individuals who thought they were paying for a recount? I heard on the radio that she claims to have spent over $1 Million in a week and a half on "overhead"; that's a lot of floppy discs.... LL Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Badlands Bob #61228 1,939 Posted December 17, 2016 Share Posted December 17, 2016 Who cares where the 6 million went. It came out of gullible liberals pockets. That's 6 million they don't have to spend on gun buyback programs and other stupid causes. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 3,584 Posted December 17, 2016 Share Posted December 17, 2016 Well, the ploy apparently didn't work. She has been out of the news for two days now and still no change in the election. But I think one of the candidates got a few more votes in the recount. But the earth didn't tremble. She is still a non factor. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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