Red Logan #12252 Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 A woman was in town on a shopping trip. She began her day finding the most perfect shoes in the first shop and a beautiful dress on sale in the second. In the third, everything had just been reduced by 50 percent when her mobile phone rang. It was a female doctor notifying her that her husband had just been in a terrible car accident and was in critical condition and in the ICU. The woman told the doctor to inform her husband where she was and that she'd be there as soon as possible. As she hung up she realized she was leaving what was shaping up to be her best day ever in the boutiques. She decided to get in a couple of more shops before heading to the hospital. She ended up shopping the rest of the morning, finishing her trip with a cup of coffee and a beautiful slice of chocolate cake, compliments of the last shop. She was jubilant. Then she remembered her husband. Feeling guilty, she dashed to the hospital. She saw the doctor in the corridor and asked about her husband's condition. The lady doctor glared at her and shouted, “You went ahead and finished your shopping trip didn't you! I hope you're proud of yourself! While you were out for the past four hours enjoying yourself in town, your husband has been languishing in the Intensive Care Unit! It's just as well you went ahead and finished, because it will more than likely be the last shopping trip you ever take! For the rest of his life he will require round-the-clock care. And he will now be your career!“ The woman was feeling so guilty she broke down and sobbed. The lady doctor then chuckled and said, “I'm just pulling your leg. He's dead. Show me what you bought“ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunner Gatlin, SASS 10274L Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 Ouch .... GG ~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Complicated Lady Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 Oh my goodness! That was horrible Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helda Huginkiss #23799 Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 Hey I think I know those women!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bugs Bonney SASS # 10171 Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 There's a bright side to women??? Bugs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easy Emily SASS #73673 Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 Oh my goodness! That was horrible I agree Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pit Bull Tex Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 The dark side of most ladies is so much better to look at the the light side of most men. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacknife Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 I didn't know women had anything but a dark side. The opposite of "dark" is "bright", correct? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 Hey I think I know those women!! Well By God.........I think I marryed one of dem wimmin !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlie Harley, #14153 Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 What Pit Bull said, Plus One. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Reb, SASS #54804 Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 I agree but probably true Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chickahominy Charlie Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 Well By God.........I think I marryed one of dem wimmin !! You 2? Chick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Complicated Lady Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 Okay y'all... if you really know women like that...well all I can say is "I'm sorry" on behalf of the female race. BUT... not all women are that hateful Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calamity Kris Posted November 10, 2011 Share Posted November 10, 2011 Okay y'all... if you really know women like that...well all I can say is "I'm sorry" on behalf of the female race. BUT... not all women are that hateful +1 or self absorbed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deja Vous Posted November 10, 2011 Share Posted November 10, 2011 A woman was in town on a shopping trip. She began her day finding the most perfect shoes in the first shop and a beautiful dress on sale in the second. In the third, everything had just been reduced by 50 percent when her mobile phone rang. It was a female doctor notifying her that her husband had just been in a terrible car accident and was in critical condition and in the ICU. The woman told the doctor to inform her husband where she was and that she'd be there as soon as possible. As she hung up she realized she was leaving what was shaping up to be her best day ever in the boutiques. She decided to get in a couple of more shops before heading to the hospital. She ended up shopping the rest of the morning, finishing her trip with a cup of coffee and a beautiful slice of chocolate cake, compliments of the last shop. She was jubilant. Then she remembered her husband. Feeling guilty, she dashed to the hospital. She saw the doctor in the corridor and asked about her husband's condition. The lady doctor glared at her and shouted, "You went ahead and finished your shopping trip didn't you! I hope you're proud of yourself! While you were out for the past four hours enjoying yourself in town, your husband has been languishing in the Intensive Care Unit! It's just as well you went ahead and finished, because it will more than likely be the last shopping trip you ever take! For the rest of his life he will require round-the-clock care. And he will now be your career!" The woman was feeling so guilty she broke down and sobbed. The lady doctor then chuckled and said, "I'm just pulling your leg. He's dead. Show me what you bought" Ouch.. lol... so, I guess she does not shop at Old Navy? You can find a cool Tee Shirt, and ask for them in five colors when they have a sale, each a dark chocolate candy, and be there in time.. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted November 10, 2011 Share Posted November 10, 2011 Ouch.. lol... so, I guess she does not shop at Old Navy? You can find a cool Tee Shirt, and ask for them in five colors when they have a sale, each a dark chocolate candy, and be there in time.. lol What happened to the New Navy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bugs Bonney SASS # 10171 Posted November 10, 2011 Share Posted November 10, 2011 What happened to the New Navy? It sank under the load of Government regulations Bugs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted November 10, 2011 Share Posted November 10, 2011 A woman was at a check-out and hunting through her handbag for some loose change, she started pulling things out of the way to see into the bottom. The clerk looked at some of the stuff that was put onto the counter and commented about the tv remote, to which the "lady" admitted that she was mad at her husband and her revenge was to take the tv remote out of the house. ...... some wimmens is just EVIL ! ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chickahominy Charlie Posted November 10, 2011 Share Posted November 10, 2011 +1 or self absorbed I got the "self-absorbed" part before filing the "big D." The "hateful" part I'm learnin' about since filin'..... Chick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grizzly Dave Posted November 10, 2011 Share Posted November 10, 2011 Did someone say CHOCOLATE CAKE? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perro Del Diablo Posted November 10, 2011 Share Posted November 10, 2011 I can't believe a doctor would joke like that:-0 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Complicated Lady Posted November 11, 2011 Share Posted November 11, 2011 Did someone say CHOCOLATE CAKE? You like Chocolate Cake, do you Grizz? Remind me of that the next time we are going to be shooting in the same place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grizzly Dave Posted November 11, 2011 Share Posted November 11, 2011 CL, I like just about anything chocolate!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deja Vous Posted November 11, 2011 Share Posted November 11, 2011 What happened to the New Navy? Did they become faded glory? lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deja Vous Posted November 11, 2011 Share Posted November 11, 2011 A woman was at a check-out and hunting through her handbag for some loose change, she started pulling things out of the way to see into the bottom. The clerk looked at some of the stuff that was put onto the counter and commented about the tv remote, to which the "lady" admitted that she was mad at her husband and her revenge was to take the tv remote out of the house. ...... some wimmens is just EVIL ! ... Oh My gosh.. I would never stoop to that sort of thing... Might fill his boots with jello.. but .. lol.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deja Vous Posted November 11, 2011 Share Posted November 11, 2011 Did someone say CHOCOLATE CAKE? So are we talking about DARK chocolate? lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allie Mo, SASS No. 25217 Posted November 11, 2011 Share Posted November 11, 2011 Oh my goodness! That was horrible Ditto! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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