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The zombies are already among us


Chantry

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The zombies are already among us: they work at the DMV, they shop at Walmart, they serve in state legislatures across the country, they are in Congress, they are on the roads driving, they are in reality shows on TV. Beware the zombies!

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I've known this would happen in my life time. In this year 2011, the 100th anniversary of the Colt 1911, I finally bought a Zombie killer pistol. I have bought and sold over 700-800 guns, owned close to 100 now, but never owned a 1911. I've shot them, always thought about buying one, but never did until this year. Zombies can travel in large packs and reloading a single action is too time consuming. So....I got a Kimber TLE II with 8 round stainless mags. Zombies BEWARE!!!!!! Just sayin'

 

Big Jake

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Zombies: mindless and intent only on satisfying their immediate needs. Sounds like a certain voting bloc.

 

Here's a group that's getting ready => http://zombiehunters.org/

 

Here's a good guide by Max Brooks => http://www.randomhouse.com/crown/zombiesurvivalguide/index2.html

 

A general page => http://www.zombiesurvivalwiki.com/

 

Remember: Organize Before They Rise!

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They're at the GUN SHOWS now too! Used ta be you could step inside, pay yer money, stop and look to see which direction the natural flow had taken. Now, well it's a dang free-for all with people pushin and shovin in every direction, and stopping with their arms outstretched in the middle of the aisle so they can text some other zombie! :angry:

 

Used ta be gun shows was where the good deals were. Now it's higher to buy there and the admission prices are outrageous just to go shopping!

 

Zombies have taken the last bastion of freedom when the gun shows are lost!

 

OK, my zombie rant is over now.

 

Bodine

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They are the voters in Chicago.......

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They're also drivin on the highways and streets of our great country. I got cut off by 3 of 'em just yesterday! Grrrrr............:angry:

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They're also drivin on the highways and streets of our great country. I got cut off by 3 of 'em just yesterday! Grrrrr............:angry:

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I have to turn my car radio volume way up when I'm driving in D.C. so I can't hear the zombies that blow their horns at me.

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