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I couldn't show that bedspread to my wife....besides killing me she'd never sleep again, her snake phobia is that bad.

She can't even look at a snake in a movie of TV I have to tell her when she can open her eyes. 

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21 hours ago, Buckshot Bear said:

I couldn't show that bedspread to my wife....besides killing me she'd never sleep again, her snake phobia is that bad.

She can't even look at a snake in a movie of TV I have to tell her when she can open her eyes. 

Same with Ellie:D She's been known to throw a newspaper across the room to get a picture away from her!

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1 hour ago, Alpo said:

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That could also be in Louisiana or Texas. He has his union card, right?

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17 minutes ago, Alpo said:

Looks like a crocodile to me, not an alligator. I believe that lets out Texas and Louisiana.

I thought he said that he'd see me later,

but he might have said after while...  :D

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25 minutes ago, Alpo said:

If a spider freaks you out enough that you need to do this

 

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What you going to do when you see a big one?

 

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Is this big enough?

Image result for battleship firing guns. Size: 212 x 160. Source: www.gettyimages.com

 

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4 hours ago, Brazos John said:

That could also be in Louisiana or Texas. He has his union card, right?

Took me 4 hours to realize you meant his card to be a roughneck in the oil patch. I think I need some sleep.

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Years ago, a chance encounter led to a visit to a North Dakota Ostrich Ranch.  Amazing, with literal flocks of ostriches of various ages in fenced compounds.  When alarmed, they would run in flocks as you see birds fly in flocks.  Very dangerous birds.  To retrieve the eggs they had a mattress padded VW shell with chain link fencing in place of windows.  Two men would walk inside the car body, get over the nest and harvest the eggs through the floor boards.  It was apparently a profitable operation, selling eggs, meat, leather and feathers as well as young ostriches.  An unforgettable experience I hadn't thought of in years.  Wonder if it is still there.

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