Singin' Sue 71615 Posted June 13, 2021 Share Posted June 13, 2021 NOT!!! Hope I clean the oven as easy as my APP guns!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duffield, SASS #23454 Posted June 13, 2021 Share Posted June 13, 2021 I've read the book, seen the movie and got the T-shirt. Easy off is your friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted June 13, 2021 Share Posted June 13, 2021 Me, personally, I would have not frosted that yellow cake before I tried to bake it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larsen E. Pettifogger, SASS #32933 Posted June 13, 2021 Share Posted June 13, 2021 Well there is the butcher the baker and the candle stick maker. You still have two career paths left. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subdeacon Joe Posted June 13, 2021 Share Posted June 13, 2021 At least you had a pan under it . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Singin' Sue 71615 Posted June 13, 2021 Author Share Posted June 13, 2021 15 minutes ago, Subdeacon Joe said: At least you had a pan under it . Only after I could smell the first drips BURNING!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Singin' Sue 71615 Posted June 13, 2021 Author Share Posted June 13, 2021 21 minutes ago, Alpo said: Me, personally, I would have not frosted that yellow cake before I tried to bake it. Now...it was supposed to be home made BROWNIES!!! At the end of it all, I had a bunch of goo in the pan...and the pan.looks like it was stucco'd!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subdeacon Joe Posted June 13, 2021 Share Posted June 13, 2021 It looks like the batch was for 9 x 13 pan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larsen E. Pettifogger, SASS #32933 Posted June 13, 2021 Share Posted June 13, 2021 Brownies? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Singin' Sue 71615 Posted June 13, 2021 Author Share Posted June 13, 2021 8 minutes ago, Subdeacon Joe said: It looks like the batch was for 9 x 13 pan. Uhm...I was pulling a recipie from my ---!!! Sometimes it works, sometimes not!!! I guess that is why the call it 'from scratch'!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whiskey Business Posted June 13, 2021 Share Posted June 13, 2021 Hope that is a self cleaning oven. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Singin' Sue 71615 Posted June 13, 2021 Author Share Posted June 13, 2021 4 minutes ago, Larsen E. Pettifogger, SASS #32933 said: Brownies? Keep laughin' there, Boyo!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smuteye John SASS#24774 Posted June 13, 2021 Share Posted June 13, 2021 Oh!! You mean 'baking' baker. As in baking food 'baker'. I though you were contemplating a Baker. Silly me! (On the other hand, the rifle might not be as messy) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Linn Keller, SASS 27332, BOLD 103 Posted June 13, 2021 Share Posted June 13, 2021 My first apartment, my first appetite for chocolate cake. Instead of acting like I had good sense and walking down to the general store for a Hostess cupcake, I decided to bake one. No Crisco to grease the pan, so used bacon grease. No flour to flour the pan, so used pancake mix. Assembled and mixed ingredients. Dispensed ingredients into pan. Baked under laboratory conditions -- precise temperature dial placement, timed to +/- 10 seconds of recommended time. I extrated a chocolate brick from the oven. There was a two square inch area in the very center that was edible ... if you soaked it in coffee first. Murdered it out of the ancient square pan, leaned it against the burning barrel in the back yard, where it remained for half a year. Not even the starving neighborhood dog would touch it. Finally, when the township came through and emptied all the burning barrels into the township dump truck, the inedible Chocolate Brick was finally disposed of! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Singin' Sue 71615 Posted June 13, 2021 Author Share Posted June 13, 2021 7 minutes ago, Linn Keller, SASS 27332, BOLD 103 said: My first apartment, my first appetite for chocolate cake. Instead of acting like I had good sense and walking down to the general store for a Hostess cupcake, I decided to bake one. No Crisco to grease the pan, so used bacon grease. No flour to flour the pan, so used pancake mix. Assembled and mixed ingredients. Dispensed ingredients into pan. Baked under laboratory conditions -- precise temperature dial placement, timed to +/- 10 seconds of recommended time. I extrated a chocolate brick from the oven. There was a two square inch area in the very center that was edible ... if you soaked it in coffee first. Murdered it out of the ancient square pan, leaned it against the burning barrel in the back yard, where it remained for half a year. Not even the starving neighborhood dog would touch it. Finally, when the township came through and emptied all the burning barrels into the township dump truck, the inedible Chocolate Brick was finally disposed of! Oh boy...I feel your pain!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Singin' Sue 71615 Posted June 13, 2021 Author Share Posted June 13, 2021 FYI...don't dredge your summer squash in pancake mix vs flour!! It is no substitute!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cypress Sun Posted June 13, 2021 Share Posted June 13, 2021 Soooo...how did it taste? Doesn't look too bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Singin' Sue 71615 Posted June 13, 2021 Author Share Posted June 13, 2021 1 minute ago, Cypress Sun said: Soooo...how did it taste? Doesn't look too bad. The trash can isn't speaking to me!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Singin' Sue 71615 Posted June 13, 2021 Author Share Posted June 13, 2021 Cypress...it was nothing but goo!!! Never even formed a crust!!@ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waxahachie Kid #17017 L Posted June 13, 2021 Share Posted June 13, 2021 Now, now...cut yerself some slack, Miss Sue. You have a groom that is still there, and kids, and grandkids that idolize you, (as do we here on the S.A.S.S. website), and they would not be there if you could not rustle up some good tasty chow. That picture you posted beats the looks of some of the chow I had in the military, let me tell you. Everybody that has ever lived, and that has cooked, has made some mistakes. I cooked a pound cake, when I was ten, and when it came out of the oven, it was completely hollow inside. Just an outer shell. My mother was scratching her head over that one, 'cause she guided me on my cooking quest that day. For my money, I figure you could cook a cow patty, and I bet it would taste good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Singin' Sue 71615 Posted June 13, 2021 Author Share Posted June 13, 2021 6 minutes ago, Waxahachie Kid #17017 L said: Now, now...cut yerself some slack, Miss Sue. You have a groom that is still there, and kids, and grandkids that idolize you, (as do we here on the S.A.S.S. website), and they would not be there if you could not rustle up some good tasty chow. That picture you posted beats the looks of some of the chow I had in the military, let me tell you. Everybody that has ever lived, and that has cooked, has made some mistakes. I cooked a pound cake, when I was ten, and when it came out of the oven, it was completely hollow inside. Just an outer shell. My mother was scratching her head over that one, 'cause she guided me on my cooking quest that day. For my money, I figure you could cook a cow patty, and I bet it would taste good. I can cook...reason Shanley no longer weighs 135 lbs!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waxahachie Kid #17017 L Posted June 13, 2021 Share Posted June 13, 2021 1 minute ago, Singin' Sue 71615 said: I can cook...reason Shanley no longer weighs 135 lbs!!! Of course you can cook. You're a Texas Gal... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Singin' Sue 71615 Posted June 13, 2021 Author Share Posted June 13, 2021 I told Shanley that this was not the first time in 22 years I have cleaned the oven...it is the SECOND!!!! (I am not a housekeeper, either!!!) Yup, a new oven would be nice...but as long as this old girl still heats...she stays! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Singin' Sue 71615 Posted June 13, 2021 Author Share Posted June 13, 2021 2 hours ago, Whiskey Business said: Hope that is a self cleaning oven. Whiskey, if it was self cleaning, it would sparkle!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cypress Sun Posted June 13, 2021 Share Posted June 13, 2021 1 hour ago, Singin' Sue 71615 said: Cypress...it was nothing but goo!!! Never even formed a crust!!@ Ooh Goo Burnt Pan. I've had that dish plenty of times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted June 13, 2021 Share Posted June 13, 2021 Use my "recipe" get in the car, drive to the market, buy your bakery goods ready to eat, take it home and lie about making it yourself. Except southern chess pie. I make that from scratch (except for a Pet Rich frozen pie shell. I can do that myself but the Pet Rich is as good and a dang sight easier) and have ribbons and trophies no end for putting together such a wonderful pie. NOTE: lay in a supply of insulin before you make it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michigan Slim Posted June 13, 2021 Share Posted June 13, 2021 Pour that goo over ice cream! Preferably chocolate. And then cover with chocolate syrup! Now that's eating! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Singin' Sue 71615 Posted June 13, 2021 Author Share Posted June 13, 2021 21 minutes ago, Michigan Slim said: Pour that goo over ice cream! Preferably chocolate. And then cover with chocolate syrup! Now that's eating! I hate waste...so I did try to make small 'praline' candy... Nope...it turned to chocolate chewing gum!!! YUCK!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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