Tennessee State Championship October 7-9 2021

[Tennessee williams]

2 hours ago, Barkeep Casey said:

The recent upsurge in interest is probably related to the other wire thread "Beat Widder and earn a prize!"

That is an ongoing thread with an open ended bounty!

[Tennessee williams]

 

Meet Elvis Possum. You can't see Hank Possum, he's on my guncart. They were fine frolicking around the woods until they threatened to whoop up on me at a match. Possum Burt is still frolicking away. For now....

[Tyrel Cody]

2 hours ago, Captain Bill Burt said:

I think TW is the main attraction. 

I'm not sure attraction is the word I'd use in a sentence about TW.

[Krazy Kajun]

20 minutes ago, Tennessee williams said:

 

Meet Elvis Possum. You can't see Hank Possum, he's on my guncart. They were fine frolicking around the woods until they threatened to whoop up on me at a match. Possum Burt is still frolicking away. For now....

I got a feeling that when ole Possum Burt is found there will be only one finger hole...a thumb hole of course!

 

Kajun

[DeaconKC]

I hope one day to come to this match just to meet all you fine folks!

[Tennessee williams]

31 minutes ago, DeaconKC said:

I hope one day to come to this match just to meet all you fine folks!

Come on, I'll get you a nanner split!

[Tyrel Cody]

33 minutes ago, DeaconKC said:

I hope one day to come to this match just to meet all you fine folks!

 

1 minute ago, Tennessee williams said:

Come on, I'll get you a nanner split!

 

And I'll get you a Ski to wash it down with.

 

 

P.S. I realize most of y'all have no idea what a Ski is so here's a link :

 

https://www.doublecolacompany.com/ski

[DeaconKC]

4 minutes ago, Tennessee williams said:

Come on, I'll get you a nanner split!

 

Just now, Tyrel Cody said:

 

 

And I'll get you a Ski to wash it down with.

 

 

P.S. I realize most of y'all have no idea what a Ski is so here's a link :

 

https://www.doublecolacompany.com/ski

Thank you both! And since all my family is from the South, I did know what a Ski is!

[Widder, SASS #59054]

5 hours ago, Barkeep Casey said:

The recent upsurge in interest is probably related to the other wire thread "Beat Widder and earn a prize!"

 

Be cautious of 'prizes', especially those handed out by TW.

He's been known to hand out 'Flatus in a Jar' to his friends...

BOTH OF THEM.

 

..........Widder

 

[Widder, SASS #59054]

Have Y'all noticed that ole Capt BB has been very silent and

absent from the Wire since TW posted those pics of Possum

hides.

 

...........Widder

 

[Randy Saint Eagle, SASS # 64903]

2 hours ago, DeaconKC said:

I hope one day to come to this match just to meet all you fine folks!

 

2 hours ago, Tennessee williams said:

Come on, I'll get you a nanner split!

We’ll even get you something pink to wear.

 

Randy

[Sedalia Dave]

5 hours ago, DeaconKC said:

I hope one day to come to this match just to meet all you fine folks!

 

it's not too late. They have a really nice setup in Shelbyville for parking your RV

[DeaconKC]

13 hours ago, Randy Saint Eagle, SASS # 64903 said:

 

We’ll even get you something pink to wear.

 

Randy

 

10 hours ago, Sedalia Dave said:

 

it's not too late. They have a really nice setup in Shelbyville for parking your RV

Got a pink RV I can borrow?

[Captain Bill Burt]

14 hours ago, Widder, SASS #59054 said:

Have Y'all noticed that ole Capt BB has been very silent and

absent from the Wire since TW posted those pics of Possum

hides.

 

...........Widder

 

I'm not the one with an affinity for possums.  That would be Possum Williams. 

 

I'm biding my time.  Can you believe, only three weeks. 

[Tyrel Cody]

11 minutes ago, DeaconKC said:

 

Got a pink RV I can borrow?

No, but I have some pink spray paint and I know how to use it 

[Captain Bill Burt]

39 minutes ago, Tyrel Cody said:

No, but I have some pink spray paint and I know how to use it 

Stay away from my Camaro!

[Tyrel Cody]

6 minutes ago, Captain Bill Burt said:

Stay away from my Camaro!

Oh, I'd never mess with a man's car(especially a Chevy).

 

BUT 

 

I did find a pink hatband for you:

 

[Captain Bill Burt]

25 minutes ago, Tyrel Cody said:

Oh, I'd never mess with a man's car(especially a Chevy).

 

BUT 

 

I did find a pink hatband for you:

 

When does @Widder, SASS #59054 want it back?

[Tyrel Cody]

2 minutes ago, Captain Bill Burt said:

When does @Widder, SASS #59054 want it back?

Oh that's not Widder's, his is a lot fancier...

 

[Widder, SASS #59054]

Sorri fellers, but I ain't got time to play around with

Trivial Trivialities.

 

And I don't want to make a big moulage out of it.

 

..........Widder

 

[Krazy Kajun]

Sooooooo.....I went out to the gun club last week and shot the first round of skeet that I have EVER shot and my buddy had some pink shotgun shells.  So we used his pink shells and I collected them up and loaded them with BP and will bring that to shoot at the BP side match.  I won't say how many little "skeets" I hit but I did miss WAY more than I hit.  It was all in good fun for me to get some pink shotgun shells to reload.

 

Ya'll, I'm getting excited about this match....it's gonna be a goodurn and there just may be some "truths as we best remember them" shared along the way.  Laissez les bon temps rouler ya'll.

 

Kajun

[Krazy Kajun]

6 minutes ago, Widder, SASS #59054 said:

Sorri fellers, but I ain't got time to play around with

Trivial Trivialities.

 

And I don't want to make a big moulage out of it.

 

..........Widder

 

Dang WIdder, you broke out the thesaurus AND dictionary for that post. 

 

Kajun

[Sedalia Dave]

2 hours ago, DeaconKC said:

 

Got a pink RV I can borrow?

 

Not a pink one but you can rent an RV for about the same cost as a motel room.

 

https://rvshare.com/rv-rental?location=Shelbyville%2C TN%2C USA&lat=35.483406&lng=-86.46027169999999&place_id=ChIJ48swTOzCY4gR4FCXBcAYOrI

[Widder, SASS #59054]

Krazy:

 

When a rookie deputy was 'learning the ropes' in Mayberry,

he made up a 'crime chart'  for the office.

In discussing his chart, Barney says:  "I ain't got time to stand around here and discuss

Trivial Trivialities".

 

In another episode about the cows wearing boots, Barney

says he didn't want to make a big "Moulage" out of it.

 

Do you remember these episodes?

 

..........Widder

 

[Widder, SASS #59054]

BREAKING NEWS:

 

TN Williams (TW) was planning to hold a 'Psychic' class

and the positive effects of ESP on shooting competition.

 

BUT..... he had to cancel the class due to some 'Unexpected'

circumstances.

 

Hey, I don't make this stuff up!

 

..........Widder

 

 

[Captain Bill Burt]

2 hours ago, Widder, SASS #59054 said:

BREAKING NEWS:

 

TN Williams (TW) was planning to hold a 'Physic' class

and the positive effects of ESP on shooting competition.

 

BUT..... he had to cancel the class due to some 'Unexpected'

circumstances.

 

Hey, I don't make this stuff up!

 

..........Widder

 

 

I’m sure glad I’m not you, I heard Possum saying he’s had enough of your guff, and Kajun was heard muttering about “eye of newt and toe of frog, hummingbird thumbs and tongue of dog”

 

Between his Kajun witchcraft and whatever Possum Williams does with albino possums there’s no telling what you’ll find hanging off your gun cart.

[Krazy Kajun]

2 hours ago, Widder, SASS #59054 said:

Krazy:

 

When a rookie deputy was 'learning the ropes' in Mayberry,

he made up a 'crime chart'  for the office.

In discussing his chart, Barney says:  "I ain't got time to stand around here and discuss

Trivial Trivialities".

 

In another episode about the cows wearing boots, Barney

says he didn't want to make a big "Moulage" out of it.

 

Do you remember these episodes?

 

..........Widder

 

I shore hope you’re gonna be carrying more than one bullet in your pink shirt pocket. 

 

Kajun

[Widder, SASS #59054]

I will have a 'Wiley Coyote'  doll on my gun cart

which will ward off ANY and ALL voodoo and whodoo

spells that might be cast on fellow shooters.

 

My guess is that the 'spells' will be cast on

Capt BB and Krazy.

 

What ja gonna do when the VooDoo runs all over you?

 

..........Widder

 

[DeaconKC]

@Widder, SASS #59054 should I mount my old Kermit the Frog on my cart? All this voodoo stuff has me nervous!

[Widder, SASS #59054]

Howdy Deacon.

All I know is that TW has got the Possum hides and 

Chicken Feet ready to put a 'spell' on somebody.

 

I think Capt BB might be the favored recipient but

TW has enough 'stuff' that ole Krazy Kajun might

also get a 'spell' flung on him.

 

..........Widder

 

[Krazy Kajun]

18 minutes ago, Widder, SASS #59054 said:

I will have a 'Wiley Coyote'  doll on my gun cart

which will ward off ANY and ALL voodoo and whodoo

spells that might be cast on fellow shooters.

 

My guess is that the 'spells' will be cast on

Capt BB and Krazy.

 

What ja gonna do when the VooDoo runs all over you?

 

..........Widder

 

That voodoo and hoodoo stuff don't work on the locals....I'm good. However I've been corresponding with some of my Ida contacts and the spirits have been disturbed, there's gotta be a reckoning amongst the foreigners.

 

Kajun

[Doc Shapiro]

Witch one of you will have the cauldron going?

[Palmetto Traveller]

I don't know about the rest of y'all with your hoodoo and voodoo but if you see High Cotton Kitty walkin' around with a ginger root and shakin' her chicken leg give her a wide berth. That woman is just plum mean.

But, if you do see her please let me know. I'm usually the victim of her many curses.

[Randy Saint Eagle, SASS # 64903]

I hate to break everyone away from the Voodoo, Hoodoo and Marie Laveau but I'd like to get in a important bit of information.

 

According to my unofficial tabulations we will have shooters representing 18 States at this years match!!!!!! I want to thank everyone who has chosen to spend there time and money coming to our match and I certainly hope we don't disappoint. 

 

As far as spells and incantations go I wouldn't worry about, I think they will be confined to a select few.

 

Thanks

Randy

[Tequila Shooter]

3 hours ago, Randy Saint Eagle, SASS # 64903 said:

 

As far as spells and incantations go I wouldn't worry about, I think they will be confined to a select few.

 

Thanks

Randy

 

By select few, do you mean anyone not on Posse 13.5?