Raylan Posted November 24, 2019 Posted November 24, 2019 A Møøse once bit my sister… No realli! She was Karving her initials on the møøse with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge — her brother-in-law — an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies: “The Høt Hands of an Oslo Dentist”, “Fillings of Passion”, “The Huge Mølars of Horst Nordfink.”
Loophole LaRue, SASS #51438 Posted November 24, 2019 Posted November 24, 2019 Bottles: Raylan is shut off until further notice - and take that Norwegian vodka out of the freezer! LL
Pat Riot Posted November 24, 2019 Posted November 24, 2019 I think I saw Raylan leaving one of those Oriental tents down by the river about an hour ago. He was lookin’ like he was feelin’ no pain. Now he’s been into the cold vodka. Lord help us!
Pat Riot Posted November 24, 2019 Posted November 24, 2019 Wait...we have a freezer? What the heck is that?
Sedalia Dave Posted November 24, 2019 Posted November 24, 2019 7 minutes ago, Pat Riot, SASS #13748 said: Wait...we have a freezer? What the heck is that? Big room under the Saloon. two foot thick walls filled with sawdust. Its where we keep all the ice.
Pat Riot Posted November 24, 2019 Posted November 24, 2019 1 minute ago, Sedalia Dave said: Big room under the Saloon. two foot thick walls filled with sawdust. Its where we keep all the ice. Oh crap...I should get the dynamite outta there...
Sedalia Dave Posted November 24, 2019 Posted November 24, 2019 7 hours ago, Pat Riot, SASS #13748 said: Oh crap...I should get the dynamite outta there... Better leave it there. Cool dynamite is stable dynamite. Don't want it sweating or getting all hot and bothered.
Pat Riot Posted November 24, 2019 Posted November 24, 2019 Good call! (Whisper mode on) Besides, I have to check it everyday so I got me a bottle hidden down there I borrowed from Bottles’ inventory...
Tyrel Cody Posted November 24, 2019 Posted November 24, 2019 I'm glad y'all mentioned the dynamite, would've been bad if I'd have gotten that mixed up with my stash of Cubans I hid down there...
Dirty Redd Posted November 24, 2019 Posted November 24, 2019 Pour some Goex on it , light it , then bandage it with a bandanna.
Wolfgang, SASS #53480 Posted November 24, 2019 Posted November 24, 2019 The Moral of that Story . . . . . "Don't carve you name on a Moose"
Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L Posted November 24, 2019 Posted November 24, 2019 Mynd you, moose bites Kan be pretti nasti..
Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 Posted November 25, 2019 Posted November 25, 2019 Am I the only one who wants to know what an interspace tøøthbrush is?
Cat Brules Posted November 25, 2019 Posted November 25, 2019 32 minutes ago, Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 said: Am I the only one who wants to know what an interspace tøøthbrush is? I don’t know but it sounds like a little teeny one that gets between the teeth easy. I used to use them (dentist advice), but I can’t find them any more. I use both a regular toothbrush and a waterpik now. But, it could be a NASA gadget on the maintenance list to go to Mars, too. CB
Sedalia Dave Posted November 25, 2019 Posted November 25, 2019 No clue what an interspace tøøthbrush is but this is what an Interspace toothbrush
Dustin Checotah Posted November 25, 2019 Posted November 25, 2019 15 hours ago, Sedalia Dave said: Better leave it there. Cool dynamite is stable dynamite. Don't want it sweating or getting all hot and bothered. I have heard that frozen dynamite is bad. I believe it was my father that told me that.
Doc Shapiro Posted November 25, 2019 Posted November 25, 2019 23 hours ago, Sedalia Dave said: Big room under the Saloon. two foot thick walls filled with sawdust. Its where we keep all the ice. That explains those funny lookin' wagons what just shows up every couple of weeks. No one ever did figgur out what pulls 'em. Rather odd those wagons. They ain't hitched up to any critters.
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