If only they had done a western.....

[Raylan 1,267]

A Møøse once bit my sister… No realli! She was Karving her initials on the møøse with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge — her brother-in-law — an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies: “The Høt Hands of an Oslo Dentist”, “Fillings of Passion”, “The Huge Mølars of Horst Nordfink.”

 

[Loophole LaRue, SASS #51438 2,129]

Bottles:

 

Raylan is shut off until further notice - and take that Norwegian vodka out of the freezer!

 

LL

 

 

[Pat Riot, SASS #13748 13,736]

I think I saw Raylan leaving one of those Oriental tents down by the river about an hour ago. He was lookin’ like he was feelin’ no pain. Now he’s been into the cold vodka. Lord help us! 

[Pat Riot, SASS #13748 13,736]

Wait...we have a freezer? What the heck is that? 

[Sedalia Dave 6,958]

7 minutes ago, Pat Riot, SASS #13748 said:

Wait...we have a freezer? What the heck is that? 

 

Big room under the Saloon. two foot thick walls filled with sawdust. Its where we keep all the ice. 

[Pat Riot, SASS #13748 13,736]

1 minute ago, Sedalia Dave said:

 

Big room under the Saloon. two foot thick walls filled with sawdust. Its where we keep all the ice. 

Oh crap...I should get the dynamite outta there...

[Sedalia Dave 6,958]

7 hours ago, Pat Riot, SASS #13748 said:

Oh crap...I should get the dynamite outta there...

 

Better leave it there. Cool dynamite is stable dynamite. Don't want it sweating or getting all hot and bothered.

[Pat Riot, SASS #13748 13,736]

Good call! 
 

(Whisper mode on) Besides, I have to check it everyday so I got me a bottle hidden down there I borrowed from Bottles’ inventory...

[Tyrel Cody 3,932]

I'm glad y'all mentioned the dynamite, would've been bad if I'd have gotten that mixed up with my stash of Cubans I hid down there...

[Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L 696]

It's only a flesh wound!

[Utah Bob #35998 9,586]

[Dirty Redd 11]

Pour some Goex on it , light it , then bandage it with a bandanna.

[Wolfgang, SASS #53480 242]

The Moral of that Story . . . . .

 

"Don't carve you name on a Moose"  

[Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L 696]

Mynd you, moose bites Kan be pretti nasti..

[Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 574]

Am I the only one who wants to know what an interspace tøøthbrush is?

[Sedalia Dave 6,958]

Ralph says "Heil og sæl"

[Cat Brules 1,030]

32 minutes ago, Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 said:

Am I the only one who wants to know what an interspace tøøthbrush is?

 

I don’t know but it sounds like a little teeny one that gets between the teeth easy.  I used to use them (dentist advice), but I can’t find them any more.  I use both a regular toothbrush and a waterpik now.

 

But, it could be a NASA gadget on the maintenance list to go to Mars, too.

 

CB

[Sedalia Dave 6,958]

No clue what an interspace tøøthbrush is but this is what an Interspace toothbrush

 

[Dustin Checotah 217]

15 hours ago, Sedalia Dave said:

 

Better leave it there. Cool dynamite is stable dynamite. Don't want it sweating or getting all hot and bothered.

I have heard that frozen dynamite is bad. I believe it was my father that told me that.

[Doc Shapiro 813]

23 hours ago, Sedalia Dave said:

 

Big room under the Saloon. two foot thick walls filled with sawdust. Its where we keep all the ice. 

 

 

That explains those funny lookin' wagons what just shows up every couple of weeks.  No one ever did figgur out what pulls 'em.  Rather odd those wagons.  They ain't hitched up to any critters.