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15 minutes ago, Subdeacon Joe said:

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Naw...  'cording to Google Maps, it's Dunkin' Donuts.

 

Hm.  Mebbe the MP's are in charge...?  :huh:  :rolleyes:

 

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1 hour ago, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said:

 

 ...... a lot more common than you might think .......  :o

Back when I was still working, the QA manager at one of my customers had two steel tape measures. Calibrated. One was absolutely correct reading outside measurement. The other was absolutely correct reading inside measurement.

 

That's why when I'm measuring something that needs to be precise, I start at 1 inch. If it needs to be, for example, 11¾", I don't hook the end on and go to 11¾. I start at 1 and go to 12¾.

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We ran a sawmill for over 20 years. Bought logs. They are measured by volume in board feet.  A special ruler is used where you measured the diameter and look on a list of numbers associated with length.  The number will be the volume of lumber expected out of that log. 

 

We had a logger bring in a load for the first time.  Mary measured them. He ranted that the total was short. Mary invited him to mesure them. He did and came up with about 10% more volume.   The measuring device was Lifkin folding stick rulers like old time carpenter's used but adapted for log measuring. 

 

Mary compared her ruler with his.  The third section of his ruler skipped an inch. Thus a 14" log would read 15" and so on.  The ruler hadn't been altered. It had been made wrong.  His wife was along and agreed.  But he was still insisting he was right. Mary paid him to his total but said she'd use her ruler the next time.  He never came back.

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1 hour ago, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said:

 

 

 this man is my King ...... please remember that -_-

Feel free to make all the jokes you want about the American president :) 

 

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17 hours ago, Buckshot Bob said:

Feel free to make all the jokes you want about the American president :) 

 

Thanks, but the American president is not my King, nor did I have an opportunity, nor the right, to vote for him. ....

 

   ....... then again, I didn't get to vote for King Charlie 3 neither .........   :unsure:

 

 ..... but I ain't complaining ................ yet     :ph34r:

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7 hours ago, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said:

Thanks, but the American president is not my King, nor did I have an opportunity, nor the right, to vote for him. ....

 

   ....... then again, I didn't get to vote for King Charlie 3 neither .........   :unsure:

 

 ..... but I ain't complaining ................ yet     :ph34r:

 

Of the two you got a way better deal. ;)

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8 hours ago, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said:

Thanks, but the American president is not my King, nor did I have an opportunity, nor the right, to vote for him. ....

 

   ....... then again, I didn't get to vote for King Charlie 3 neither .........   :unsure:

 

 ..... but I ain't complaining ................ yet     :ph34r:

Take a vacation to Mexico, then walk across the southern border , then they’ll let you vote 

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5 hours ago, Alpo said:

Getting back to the memes

 

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So the chief violator has now assumed the role of PatRiot . The circle is now complete 

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