Witches

[Subdeacon Joe 17,591]

[Tascosa, SASS# 24838 750]

I like it.

[Utah Bob #35998 10,680]

Which witch did dat?

[Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 5,357]

What are you saying about my practice wife?

[G W Wade 862]

Meet a witch one time years ago.   Picked up a hitchhiker..  As we were driving down the road, engaging in a little small talk to pass time she suddenly blurted out she was a witch.  I replied prove it!  So she turned me into a motel        GW

[SHOOTIN FOX 218]

Saw a hitchhiker the other day on the way  to work. He is out there in the same area every day. I think he hitchhikes to work. Since the weather was bad I stopped and picked him up. About 5 minutes later he asked me if I was not afraid of him being a psychoitic killer. I responded that I did not think the odds would  support two in one car. Have you ever seen anyone turn completely pale? Have not seen him lately. 

 

Just joking.

[Sixgun Sheridan 3,262]

On ‎3‎/‎24‎/‎2019 at 7:39 AM, G W Wade said:

Meet a witch one time years ago.   Picked up a hitchhiker..  As we were driving down the road, engaging in a little small talk to pass time she suddenly blurted out she was a witch.  I replied prove it!  So she turned me into a motel        GW

 

At least she didn't turn you into a newt! 

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[Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 3,455]

Every time my son's about and I see a full moon rising, I gotta bite my tongue and cheek to keep from blurting out "Kid.... Yo' mama riiiiides tonight~!!"    

[Michigan Slim 3,633]

My wife picked up a new broom last year. I said "If I knowd you wanted a new ride I'd have bought you one!" After she said two words she didn't say much else.

[Trailrider #896 1,278]

As Van Johnson's character in "Brigadoon" said when told about witches being terrible wicked women, "We spell it differently back home!"  

[Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 1,584]

17 hours ago, Michigan Slim said:

My wife picked up a new broom last year. I said "If I knowd you wanted a new ride I'd have bought you one!" After she said two words she didn't say much else.

My gosh, you are a lucky man, Slim. 

[Michigan Slim 3,633]

It cost me!