Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted March 24, 2019 Posted March 24, 2019 What are you saying about my practice wife?
G W Wade Posted March 24, 2019 Posted March 24, 2019 Meet a witch one time years ago. Picked up a hitchhiker.. As we were driving down the road, engaging in a little small talk to pass time she suddenly blurted out she was a witch. I replied prove it! So she turned me into a motel GW
SHOOTIN FOX Posted March 24, 2019 Posted March 24, 2019 Saw a hitchhiker the other day on the way to work. He is out there in the same area every day. I think he hitchhikes to work. Since the weather was bad I stopped and picked him up. About 5 minutes later he asked me if I was not afraid of him being a psychoitic killer. I responded that I did not think the odds would support two in one car. Have you ever seen anyone turn completely pale? Have not seen him lately. Just joking.
Sixgun Sheridan Posted March 25, 2019 Posted March 25, 2019 On 3/24/2019 at 7:39 AM, G W Wade said: Meet a witch one time years ago. Picked up a hitchhiker.. As we were driving down the road, engaging in a little small talk to pass time she suddenly blurted out she was a witch. I replied prove it! So she turned me into a motel GW At least she didn't turn you into a newt! .
Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 Posted March 26, 2019 Posted March 26, 2019 Every time my son's about and I see a full moon rising, I gotta bite my tongue and cheek to keep from blurting out "Kid.... Yo' mama riiiiides tonight~!!"
Michigan Slim Posted March 26, 2019 Posted March 26, 2019 My wife picked up a new broom last year. I said "If I knowd you wanted a new ride I'd have bought you one!" After she said two words she didn't say much else.
Trailrider #896 Posted March 26, 2019 Posted March 26, 2019 As Van Johnson's character in "Brigadoon" said when told about witches being terrible wicked women, "We spell it differently back home!"
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted March 26, 2019 Posted March 26, 2019 17 hours ago, Michigan Slim said: My wife picked up a new broom last year. I said "If I knowd you wanted a new ride I'd have bought you one!" After she said two words she didn't say much else. My gosh, you are a lucky man, Slim.
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