Calico Mary Posted May 1, 2018 Posted May 1, 2018 first Seamus says Rye is his hero....then my Dawg says tha same thing....Bottles, poor me a biggun and keep em comin'!!!
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted May 1, 2018 Posted May 1, 2018 Rye is also a Cleveland Indian fan.
Tall Tale Todd Posted May 1, 2018 Posted May 1, 2018 29 minutes ago, Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 said: Nobody is perfect. No, but Calico Mary is about as close as they come
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted May 1, 2018 Posted May 1, 2018 1 minute ago, Tall Tale Todd said: No, but Calico Mary is about as close as they come I meant Rye.
Calico Mary Posted May 1, 2018 Author Posted May 1, 2018 hey TTT....pull up a chair....I gots an extra shotglass wit yer name on it....ya like Patron Silver??
Calico Mary Posted May 1, 2018 Author Posted May 1, 2018 1 minute ago, Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 said: I meant Rye.
Tall Tale Todd Posted May 1, 2018 Posted May 1, 2018 2 minutes ago, Calico Mary said: hey TTT....pull up a chair....I gots an extra shotglass wit yer name on it....ya like Patron Silver?? Calico, I like whatever you're pouring! Let's talk about how we can git that heart unbroke
Calico Mary Posted May 1, 2018 Author Posted May 1, 2018 talk sum sense inta Seamus and Dawg fer one......
Tall Tale Todd Posted May 1, 2018 Posted May 1, 2018 I'll do what I can but I'm much more interested in talking to you. They'll soon realize the error of their ways and come 'round.
Calico Mary Posted May 1, 2018 Author Posted May 1, 2018 I'm jus sittin' here drinkin' and watchin' Hell on Wheels....finally....never seen it before.....
Utah Bob #35998 Posted May 1, 2018 Posted May 1, 2018 13 minutes ago, Calico Mary said: I'm jus sittin' here drinkin' and watchin' Hell on Wheels....finally....never seen it before..... That's a good thing to watch! It gets better and better.
Utah Bob #35998 Posted May 1, 2018 Posted May 1, 2018 May I suggest a wee bit of Don Julio Anejo? Smooooooth!
Calico Mary Posted May 1, 2018 Author Posted May 1, 2018 must be good.... never tried that....just recently had some Herradura, that stuff is tasty!!
Father Kit Cool Gun Garth Posted May 2, 2018 Posted May 2, 2018 I'm going back to Mary's thread title. I thought she said I need "ta kill ya" (to kill you). Whoever broke her heart must have been one real mean hombre.
Rye Miles #13621 Posted May 2, 2018 Posted May 2, 2018 13 hours ago, Calico Mary said: I'm jus sittin' here drinkin' and watchin' Hell on Wheels....finally....never seen it before..... So yer watchin' Hell on Wheels and thinking about me? Wow, that's kinda creepy..........
Tennessee Trapper Tom Posted May 2, 2018 Posted May 2, 2018 15 hours ago, Calico Mary said: hey TTT....pull up a chair....I gots an extra shotglass wit yer name on it....ya like Patron Silver?? Dang, I thought I was finally being personally invited for a drink. Oh well, barkeep gimme a quadruple shot of anything from the highlands of Scotland. I’ve been known as TTT for 13 years and now have to live in a constant state of identity theft. Lol:)
Utah Bob #35998 Posted May 2, 2018 Posted May 2, 2018 15 hours ago, Calico Mary said: must be good.... never tried that....just recently had some Herradura, that stuff is tasty!! Yup, Herradura is a frequent resident of my cabinet.
Calico Mary Posted May 2, 2018 Author Posted May 2, 2018 8 hours ago, Rye Miles #13621 said: So yer watchin' Hell on Wheels and thinking about me? Wow, that's kinda creepy.......... yeah, thinkin' bout yu iz creepy alrite..... 7 hours ago, Tennessee Trapper Tom said: Dang, I thought I was finally being personally invited for a drink. Oh well, barkeep gimme a quadruple shot of anything from the highlands of Scotland. I’ve been known as TTT for 13 years and now have to live in a constant state of identity theft. Lol:) der's more than one chair in here.....pull one up and take a load off....there's plenty of takillya ta go round....
Grampaw Willie, SASS No.26996 Posted May 2, 2018 Posted May 2, 2018 42 minutes ago, Calico Mary said: der's more than one chair in here.....pull one up and take a load off....there's plenty of takillya ta go round.... da las time we got drunk in here I hadda work for Bottles for three days to pay off the tab
Tall Tale Todd Posted May 2, 2018 Posted May 2, 2018 6 minutes ago, Grampaw Willie, SASS No.26996 said: da las time we got drunk in here I hadda work for Bottles for three days to pay off the tab So you're saying it was a great time and totally worth it? Because that's what it sounds like. Since I'm the newcomer, why don't I get the first round. Barkeep! Some whiskey for my friends.
Calico Mary Posted May 2, 2018 Author Posted May 2, 2018 sumone actually paid their tab???? did Bottles die of shock...that why I'z havin' ta serve myself?
Grampaw Willie, SASS No.26996 Posted May 2, 2018 Posted May 2, 2018 Just now, Calico Mary said: sumone actually paid their tab???? did Bottles die of shock...that why I'z havin' ta serve myself? well,,,,,,,, i didn't pay it, like with cash or nothin' i just hadda sweep the place out, wash the dishes and get rid of the Boones Farm bottles I was gonna have a shooting contest,..... shoot all the Boones Farm bottles off the back fence. but, when people found out the prize was a case of Boones Farm nobody showed up to shoot so I hadda shoot all the bottles myself at's whut took me 3 days
Calico Mary Posted May 2, 2018 Author Posted May 2, 2018 ya shudda jus poured it in a bunch of shotglasses and then tole ole' Okie that it wuz tha good stuff.....
Grampaw Willie, SASS No.26996 Posted May 2, 2018 Posted May 2, 2018 1 minute ago, Calico Mary said: ya shudda jus poured it in a bunch of shotglasses and then tole ole' Okie that it wuz tha good stuff..... it wuz bad enough listen to Bottles about this for 3 days let alone have Okie on my case as well. Bonnes Farm gives ya a NASTY hang-over
Grampaw Willie, SASS No.26996 Posted May 2, 2018 Posted May 2, 2018 3 minutes ago, Calico Mary said: so does cheap takillya....,.trust me..... why not just stick with the Rye? we got some pretty good rye here I'll have Bottles send over and round and leave us the bottle Quote Jack o' Diamonds, Jack o' Diamonds and I know you of old You've robbed my poor pockets of silver and gold It's a whiskey, you villain, you've been my downfall You've kicked me, you've cuffed me, but I love you for all It's a whiskey, rye whiskey, rye whiskey I cry If I don't get rye whiskey, well, I think I will die
Grampaw Willie, SASS No.26996 Posted May 2, 2018 Posted May 2, 2018 two old Pokes a settin at the table and one feller then ask the other: what'd ya spend all yer poke on his pard reflected and then remarked "some of it i spent on whisky "an some of it I spent on women "the rest of it -- I wasted --
Grampaw Willie, SASS No.26996 Posted May 2, 2018 Posted May 2, 2018 2 minutes ago, Calico Mary said: as long as it's rye and not Rye..... rye whisky rye whisky straight rye it will be
Grampaw Willie, SASS No.26996 Posted May 2, 2018 Posted May 2, 2018 Quote I'll drink my own whiskey, I'll drink my own wine Some ten thousand bottles I've killed in my time I've no wife to quarrel, no babies to bawl The best way of living is no wife at all Rye whiskey, rye whiskey, rye whiskey I cry If a tree don't fall on me, I'll live till I di
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