Calico Mary 1,545 Posted May 1, 2018 Share Posted May 1, 2018 first Seamus says Rye is his hero....then my Dawg says tha same thing....Bottles, poor me a biggun and keep em comin'!!! Link to post Share on other sites
Pat Riot, SASS #13748 31,117 Posted May 1, 2018 Share Posted May 1, 2018 But...Rye is a Hero... Link to post Share on other sites
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 3,729 Posted May 1, 2018 Share Posted May 1, 2018 Rye is also a Cleveland Indian fan. Link to post Share on other sites
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 7,655 Posted May 1, 2018 Share Posted May 1, 2018 Nobody is perfect. Link to post Share on other sites
Tall Tale Todd 290 Posted May 1, 2018 Share Posted May 1, 2018 29 minutes ago, Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 said: Nobody is perfect. No, but Calico Mary is about as close as they come Link to post Share on other sites
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 7,655 Posted May 1, 2018 Share Posted May 1, 2018 1 minute ago, Tall Tale Todd said: No, but Calico Mary is about as close as they come I meant Rye. Link to post Share on other sites
Calico Mary 1,545 Posted May 1, 2018 Author Share Posted May 1, 2018 hey TTT....pull up a chair....I gots an extra shotglass wit yer name on it....ya like Patron Silver?? Link to post Share on other sites
Calico Mary 1,545 Posted May 1, 2018 Author Share Posted May 1, 2018 1 minute ago, Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 said: I meant Rye. Link to post Share on other sites
Tall Tale Todd 290 Posted May 1, 2018 Share Posted May 1, 2018 2 minutes ago, Calico Mary said: hey TTT....pull up a chair....I gots an extra shotglass wit yer name on it....ya like Patron Silver?? Calico, I like whatever you're pouring! Let's talk about how we can git that heart unbroke Link to post Share on other sites
Calico Mary 1,545 Posted May 1, 2018 Author Share Posted May 1, 2018 talk sum sense inta Seamus and Dawg fer one...... Link to post Share on other sites
Tall Tale Todd 290 Posted May 1, 2018 Share Posted May 1, 2018 I'll do what I can but I'm much more interested in talking to you. They'll soon realize the error of their ways and come 'round. Link to post Share on other sites
Calico Mary 1,545 Posted May 1, 2018 Author Share Posted May 1, 2018 I'm jus sittin' here drinkin' and watchin' Hell on Wheels....finally....never seen it before..... Link to post Share on other sites
DocWard 5,874 Posted May 1, 2018 Share Posted May 1, 2018 Technically, you would be their "heroine" Link to post Share on other sites
Utah Bob #35998 17,802 Posted May 1, 2018 Share Posted May 1, 2018 13 minutes ago, Calico Mary said: I'm jus sittin' here drinkin' and watchin' Hell on Wheels....finally....never seen it before..... That's a good thing to watch! It gets better and better. Link to post Share on other sites
Rooster Ron Wayne 1,572 Posted May 1, 2018 Share Posted May 1, 2018 It is what it is Link to post Share on other sites
Utah Bob #35998 17,802 Posted May 1, 2018 Share Posted May 1, 2018 May I suggest a wee bit of Don Julio Anejo? Smooooooth! Link to post Share on other sites
Calico Mary 1,545 Posted May 1, 2018 Author Share Posted May 1, 2018 must be good.... never tried that....just recently had some Herradura, that stuff is tasty!! Link to post Share on other sites
Father Kit Cool Gun Garth 6,925 Posted May 2, 2018 Share Posted May 2, 2018 I'm going back to Mary's thread title. I thought she said I need "ta kill ya" (to kill you). Whoever broke her heart must have been one real mean hombre. Link to post Share on other sites
Rye Miles #13621 7,420 Posted May 2, 2018 Share Posted May 2, 2018 13 hours ago, Calico Mary said: I'm jus sittin' here drinkin' and watchin' Hell on Wheels....finally....never seen it before..... So yer watchin' Hell on Wheels and thinking about me? Wow, that's kinda creepy.......... Link to post Share on other sites
Tennessee Trapper Tom 525 Posted May 2, 2018 Share Posted May 2, 2018 15 hours ago, Calico Mary said: hey TTT....pull up a chair....I gots an extra shotglass wit yer name on it....ya like Patron Silver?? Dang, I thought I was finally being personally invited for a drink. Oh well, barkeep gimme a quadruple shot of anything from the highlands of Scotland. I’ve been known as TTT for 13 years and now have to live in a constant state of identity theft. Lol:) Link to post Share on other sites
Utah Bob #35998 17,802 Posted May 2, 2018 Share Posted May 2, 2018 15 hours ago, Calico Mary said: must be good.... never tried that....just recently had some Herradura, that stuff is tasty!! Yup, Herradura is a frequent resident of my cabinet. Link to post Share on other sites
Calico Mary 1,545 Posted May 2, 2018 Author Share Posted May 2, 2018 8 hours ago, Rye Miles #13621 said: So yer watchin' Hell on Wheels and thinking about me? Wow, that's kinda creepy.......... yeah, thinkin' bout yu iz creepy alrite..... 7 hours ago, Tennessee Trapper Tom said: Dang, I thought I was finally being personally invited for a drink. Oh well, barkeep gimme a quadruple shot of anything from the highlands of Scotland. I’ve been known as TTT for 13 years and now have to live in a constant state of identity theft. Lol:) der's more than one chair in here.....pull one up and take a load off....there's plenty of takillya ta go round.... Link to post Share on other sites
Grampaw Willie, SASS No.26996 218 Posted May 2, 2018 Share Posted May 2, 2018 42 minutes ago, Calico Mary said: der's more than one chair in here.....pull one up and take a load off....there's plenty of takillya ta go round.... da las time we got drunk in here I hadda work for Bottles for three days to pay off the tab Link to post Share on other sites
Tall Tale Todd 290 Posted May 2, 2018 Share Posted May 2, 2018 6 minutes ago, Grampaw Willie, SASS No.26996 said: da las time we got drunk in here I hadda work for Bottles for three days to pay off the tab So you're saying it was a great time and totally worth it? Because that's what it sounds like. Since I'm the newcomer, why don't I get the first round. Barkeep! Some whiskey for my friends. Link to post Share on other sites
Calico Mary 1,545 Posted May 2, 2018 Author Share Posted May 2, 2018 sumone actually paid their tab???? did Bottles die of shock...that why I'z havin' ta serve myself? Link to post Share on other sites
Grampaw Willie, SASS No.26996 218 Posted May 2, 2018 Share Posted May 2, 2018 Just now, Calico Mary said: sumone actually paid their tab???? did Bottles die of shock...that why I'z havin' ta serve myself? well,,,,,,,, i didn't pay it, like with cash or nothin' i just hadda sweep the place out, wash the dishes and get rid of the Boones Farm bottles I was gonna have a shooting contest,..... shoot all the Boones Farm bottles off the back fence. but, when people found out the prize was a case of Boones Farm nobody showed up to shoot so I hadda shoot all the bottles myself at's whut took me 3 days Link to post Share on other sites
Calico Mary 1,545 Posted May 2, 2018 Author Share Posted May 2, 2018 ya shudda jus poured it in a bunch of shotglasses and then tole ole' Okie that it wuz tha good stuff..... Link to post Share on other sites
Grampaw Willie, SASS No.26996 218 Posted May 2, 2018 Share Posted May 2, 2018 1 minute ago, Calico Mary said: ya shudda jus poured it in a bunch of shotglasses and then tole ole' Okie that it wuz tha good stuff..... it wuz bad enough listen to Bottles about this for 3 days let alone have Okie on my case as well. Bonnes Farm gives ya a NASTY hang-over Link to post Share on other sites
Calico Mary 1,545 Posted May 2, 2018 Author Share Posted May 2, 2018 so does cheap takillya....,.trust me..... Link to post Share on other sites
Grampaw Willie, SASS No.26996 218 Posted May 2, 2018 Share Posted May 2, 2018 3 minutes ago, Calico Mary said: so does cheap takillya....,.trust me..... why not just stick with the Rye? we got some pretty good rye here I'll have Bottles send over and round and leave us the bottle Quote Jack o' Diamonds, Jack o' Diamonds and I know you of old You've robbed my poor pockets of silver and gold It's a whiskey, you villain, you've been my downfall You've kicked me, you've cuffed me, but I love you for all It's a whiskey, rye whiskey, rye whiskey I cry If I don't get rye whiskey, well, I think I will die Link to post Share on other sites
Calico Mary 1,545 Posted May 2, 2018 Author Share Posted May 2, 2018 as long as it's rye and not Rye..... Link to post Share on other sites
Grampaw Willie, SASS No.26996 218 Posted May 2, 2018 Share Posted May 2, 2018 two old Pokes a settin at the table and one feller then ask the other: what'd ya spend all yer poke on his pard reflected and then remarked "some of it i spent on whisky "an some of it I spent on women "the rest of it -- I wasted -- Link to post Share on other sites
Grampaw Willie, SASS No.26996 218 Posted May 2, 2018 Share Posted May 2, 2018 2 minutes ago, Calico Mary said: as long as it's rye and not Rye..... rye whisky rye whisky straight rye it will be Link to post Share on other sites
Grampaw Willie, SASS No.26996 218 Posted May 2, 2018 Share Posted May 2, 2018 Quote I'll drink my own whiskey, I'll drink my own wine Some ten thousand bottles I've killed in my time I've no wife to quarrel, no babies to bawl The best way of living is no wife at all Rye whiskey, rye whiskey, rye whiskey I cry If a tree don't fall on me, I'll live till I di Link to post Share on other sites
Calico Mary 1,545 Posted May 2, 2018 Author Share Posted May 2, 2018 well then....let's git ta drinkin'.... Link to post Share on other sites
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