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Calico Mary

I need takillya...my heart is broke

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1 minute ago, Calico Mary said:

well then....let's git ta drinkin'....

you got it hon :)

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Sometimes I drink whiskey, sometimes I drink rum
Sometimes I drink brandy, at other times none
But if I get boozey, my whiskey's my own
And them that don't like me, can leave me alone

Rye whiskey, rye whiskey, rye whiskey I cry
If a tree don't fall on me, I'll live till I die

 

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now there's a rite purty picture

 

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Just now, Calico Mary said:

now there's a rite purty picture

 

yep

the song "Rye Whisky" -- was Tex Ritter.   It's on his Greatest Hits album.    I've hadda order one for th' jukebox

 

now wait

 

"Like Texas

"In 1880......

 

That's part of a song too but wait -- what's th' juke box doing here in 1880 ?   just one more of them things that goes on here in Toostone

 

ready for another round ?

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And I'll ride that pony fast
Like a cowboy from the past
Be young and wild free
Like Texas in 1880
Just like Texas in 1880

 

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hell ya.....gonna pour some more?

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Just now, Calico Mary said:

hell ya.....gonna pour some more?

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There's boys that are ridin' for legendary fame
And our money's all gone but we ride just the same

Our hearts got broken, and our heads get busted
But we'll always believe the things that we trust
There'll be those nights when glory comes 'round
And we'll tip our hats and wave to the crowd

And I'll ride that pony fast
Like a cowboy from the past
Be young and wild free
Like Texas in 1880
Just like Texas in 1880

 

just don't shoot out the lights tonite ?

 

ok?

that was another think I hadda hear from Bottles for most of 3 days and he still ain't let it go

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fine.....take all tha fun outta it....probly fer tha best tho....when it got dark tha last time sumone tried findin' out whut I gots unner my petticoat.....:o:blush:

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3 minutes ago, Calico Mary said:

fine.....take all tha fun outta it....probly fer tha best tho....when it got dark tha last time sumone tried findin' out whut I gots unner my petticoat.....:o:blush:

 

probly Okie

 

I told him some of that Boones Farm was a little funny

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most likely it wuz him......I herd sumone sayin' a bad joke at bout tha same time......

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she's got allergies....tha hitchin' post iz tuu dang close ta that cottonwood over there.....dunt need her sneezin' all nite.....

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Just now, Calico Mary said:

she's got allergies....tha hitchin' post iz tuu dang close ta that cottonwood over there.....dunt need her sneezin' all nite.....

 

yeah yeah, ya figure to make a quick get-away after ya shoot out the lights

here, let's have another

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it was bad enough gettn' rid of all the Boones Farm bottles but now I'm gonna haveta clean up after yer horse, too :(

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make Rye du it.....:D

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1 minute ago, Calico Mary said:

make Rye du it.....:D

 

he won't talk to me anymore after than last poker game

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jus cuz yu caught him cheatin'?  that's not rite.....

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1 minute ago, Calico Mary said:

jus cuz yu caught him cheatin'?  that's not rite.....

 

it wasn't that

it's just that in a hand of low ball ya can't throw yer cards under the table and then grab the pot

 

but then someone threw a Boones Farm bottle at me and I don't remember what happened after that

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dunt ask me....I wuz unner tha table in tha back corner wit Okie.....:blush:

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I always wondered how it ended

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Way up on Clinch Mountain I wander alone
I'm as drunk as the devil, oh, let me alone
You may boast of your knowledge an' brag of your sense
'Twill all be forgotten a hundred years hence

Rye whiskey, rye whiskey, you're no friend to me
You killed my poor daddy, God damn you, try me

Songwriters: Tex Ritter

 

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Now wait a minute
Things don't look too familiar
Who is this cowboy
Who's sleepin' beside me?
He's awful cute, but how'd I
Get his shirt on?
I had too much Tequila last night

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You guys had to mention Boone's Farm didn't ya! Wow I got so drunk and sick on that stuff that just hearin' the name gets my stomach rollin'!! It was a looong time ago!:rolleyes:

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3 hours ago, Calico Mary said:

 

yeah, thinkin' bout yu iz creepy alrite.....:blink:

 

 

der's more than one chair in here.....pull one up and take a load off....there's plenty of takillya ta go round....;)

Feeling is mutual!!!:wacko:

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another morning in the Toostone Saloon

 

the fire's out; ain't no coffee.   an someone shot up the jukebox

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12 hours ago, Grampaw Willie, SASS No.26996 said:

 

it wasn't that

it's just that in a hand of low ball ya can't throw yer cards under the table and then grab the pot

 

but then someone threw a Boones Farm bottle at me and I don't remember what happened after that

That wasn't me Grampaw, that was Ray Mills!!! He looks a little bit like me but I'm more handsome!

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29 minutes ago, Rye Miles #13621 said:

That wasn't me Grampaw, that was Ray Mills!!! He looks a little bit like me but I'm more handsome!

 

how come Calico likes Okie better?

 

Her horse got loose last night, too.    She's down by the creek

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10 hours ago, Grampaw Willie, SASS No.26996 said:

another morning in the Toostone Saloon

 

the fire's out; ain't no coffee.   an someone shot up the jukebox

It wernt me!!!  I swear.....:huh:

 

9 hours ago, Rye Miles #13621 said:

That wasn't me Grampaw, that was Ray Mills!!! He looks a little bit like me but I'm more handsome!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA:lol::lol:

 

8 hours ago, Grampaw Willie, SASS No.26996 said:

 

how come Calico likes Okie better?

 

Her horse got loose last night, too.    She's down by the creek

Anybody find Sundance yet???:(

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23 minutes ago, Calico Mary said:

Anybody find Sundance yet???:(

 

I suppose we're gonna spend the night lookin for yer * horse :(

 

are you sure that was your horse you rode in here on last night ?

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Palomino wit tha purple ribbons in her mane?  yep, that's Sundance....now yu fellas all git off yer heinys and go find her!

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Just now, Calico Mary said:

Palomino wit tha purple ribbons in her mane?  yep, that's Sundance....now yu fellas all git off yer heinys and go find her!

 

ok but I'm takin two bottles of that rye with me

 

 

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and Mitsi

 

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one bottle fer yu and one fer Mitsi?

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1 minute ago, Calico Mary said:

one bottle fer yu and one fer Mitsi?

 

Mitsi likes scrambled eggs, sausage, and chocolate brownies.   but she's a dog so she's not supposed to get any chocolate

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yu kin always give me tha brownies....:D

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1 minute ago, Calico Mary said:

yu kin always give me tha brownies....:D

we gotta find Sundance first.   someone said they seen her tied a the old Bear's Cave Saloon

at ain't such a good place

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mebbe I shud send Killer down der after her....

 

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Bear's Cave Saloon is run by a bootlegger and sometime cattle rustler name of Storm McDaniel

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I here Indiana iz full o' cattle rustlers.....

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