Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 3,133 Posted March 8, 2016 Share Posted March 8, 2016 Use LOGIC, McGrutt! Link to post Share on other sites
Subdeacon Joe 24,760 Posted March 8, 2016 Author Share Posted March 8, 2016 The Bunkhouse Boss and I have been married for 34 years. Its been the best 5 years of my life..... ..........Widder GREAT way of putting it! We are coming up on 26 years in two months and it seems as if we have always been together, but at the same time it can't be more than a year. Link to post Share on other sites
Subdeacon Joe 24,760 Posted March 8, 2016 Author Share Posted March 8, 2016 Use LOGIC, McGrutt! Heh! That's the LAST thing you want to do! Trying to use logic where women are concerned is like trying to cut down the mightiest tree in the forest with a herring. Link to post Share on other sites
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 3,133 Posted March 8, 2016 Share Posted March 8, 2016 Heh! That's the LAST thing you want to do! Trying to use logic where women are concerned is like trying to cut down the mightiest tree in the forest with a herring. He had better not try using intuition. That could cause him bodily harm. Logic is his best chance, slim as it is. Link to post Share on other sites
Michigan Slim 5,066 Posted March 8, 2016 Share Posted March 8, 2016 Let there be no doubt who runs my house! Heck, even the dog has higher rank here. Link to post Share on other sites
Shawnee McGrutt 6 Posted March 8, 2016 Share Posted March 8, 2016 Logic just plum evades me. When I have used it with women it just gets me in trouble. Link to post Share on other sites
Smuteye John SASS#24774 2,606 Posted March 8, 2016 Share Posted March 8, 2016 'Twas my Girlfreinds birthday last week ... ..... real glad I didn't get her a new vaccuum cleaner .... A vacuum cleaner is a big time gift. Save it for Christmas! Link to post Share on other sites
DocWard 5,234 Posted March 8, 2016 Share Posted March 8, 2016 Ah, my comrades. You make the misguided step that you can fathom the female mind and comprehend her thoughts with common logic. Women have no logic, they have intuition. It is a completely different process. You, as a male, are not capable of comprehension. AND YOU DO NOT HAVE THE ABILITY TO USE INTUITION. If you did, your female partner would destroy you, and bury the body somewhere awful. You, my friend, have not met Mrs. Doc. A woman's intuition? Yes. But the intelligence and sharp logic to leave me at a loss. The only person I know able to do so, with me, other trained lawyers, PhDs, you name it. It is no secret I'm the dumbest person in my house, as in, the lowest IQ. And, I'm the only male, save one cat that hides as much as possible. I have found it true that women are far more complex than men can ever hope to comprehend, and men are more simple than women can ever hope to believe. Link to post Share on other sites
Yul Lose 6,262 Posted March 8, 2016 Share Posted March 8, 2016 Like I tell my grandsons " Sometime when you have thirty minutes to spare I'll tell you all that you need to know about wimmen and with the twenty five minutes that will be left we'll play cards". Link to post Share on other sites
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 2,324 Posted March 8, 2016 Share Posted March 8, 2016 My exwife had one of them mood ring thingy's ....... When it was green .... life was pretty good When it was yellow .... I would tread carefully When it was red .... it would leave a big red dent in my forehead ............ it was red a lot Link to post Share on other sites
Shawnee McGrutt 6 Posted March 8, 2016 Share Posted March 8, 2016 Wallaby Jack, my former girlfriend only had two moods, hot & cold, and there was no warning or anything in between. I could not have been so lucky, as to have a warning, letting me know to tread lightly I have given up trying to figure out, what makes women tick. I just don't seem to get it. Wish they come with an instruction manual, life would be easier. Link to post Share on other sites
Birdgun Quail, SASS #63663 2,978 Posted March 8, 2016 Share Posted March 8, 2016 I've got my wife trained exactly the way she wants me. Link to post Share on other sites
Shawnee McGrutt 6 Posted March 8, 2016 Share Posted March 8, 2016 I've got my wife trained exactly the way she wants me. As they say, "a happy wife, is a happy life." Link to post Share on other sites
Knarley Bob 102 Posted March 8, 2016 Share Posted March 8, 2016 My wife wanted me to get her a bath room scale for christmas this year. She got mad when I told her that was against ............."man rule 187". No way to win that one, no matter what I did. Knarley Link to post Share on other sites
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 6,863 Posted March 11, 2016 Share Posted March 11, 2016 I saw it on T, it's called a She Shed. Link to post Share on other sites
MtWolf 0 Posted March 12, 2016 Share Posted March 12, 2016 I am the undisputed Master of my Domain. Of course it might be because it is just my dog and me that lives here. Link to post Share on other sites
Presidio 2 Posted March 12, 2016 Share Posted March 12, 2016 Wallaby Jack, my former girlfriend only had two moods, hot & cold, and there was no warning or anything in between. I could not have been so lucky, as to have a warning, letting me know to tread lightly I have given up trying to figure out, what makes women tick. I just don't seem to get it. Wish they come with an instruction manual, life would be easier. That would be one of the LARGEST books in the history of mankind...........and I can relate to the extremist part of it to boot. Link to post Share on other sites
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 2,324 Posted March 12, 2016 Share Posted March 12, 2016 Wallaby Jack, my former girlfriend only had two moods, hot & cold, and there was no warning or anything in between. I could not have been so lucky, as to have a warning, letting me know to tread lightly I have given up trying to figure out, what makes women tick. I just don't seem to get it. Wish they come with an instruction manual, life would be easier. I believe that "what makes women tick" is the builtin timebomb that gets activated when you start a relationship with her ...... time duration to detonation ? ....... unknown.... ......... and may shorten without notice or warning. Link to post Share on other sites
Matthew Duncan 1,250 Posted March 13, 2016 Share Posted March 13, 2016 I'm old school. My wife gets down on her hands and knees bows her head when she talks to me! "Get out from under that bed you coward!" Is what she usually says. Link to post Share on other sites
Shawnee McGrutt 6 Posted March 13, 2016 Share Posted March 13, 2016 Matthew, that is good. Glad I wasn't drinking coffee. Link to post Share on other sites
Caliope Cupcake #13981 31 Posted March 15, 2016 Share Posted March 15, 2016 hhahahahaahaa !!! y'all slay me. Reminds me why I've been single for so long and my Pa & Ma have been together for 65.5 yrs. HOWDY WOBBLY--long time no read Link to post Share on other sites
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