"NEW & IMPROVED!"

[Subdeacon Joe]

http://www.cracked.com/article/18372_the-9-most-terrifying-attempts-to-improve-popular-foods/

[Calico Mary]

I'm glad I ate dinner before reading that....as I think I just lost my appetite....

[Cheyenne Culpepper 32827]

One good reason most of my meat is what I have harvested, and I know what it ate and where it came from,,, lots of apples, and grain...

[Clay Mosby]

Thanks SDJ, not hungry anymore! :blink:

[Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001]

THERE BE A DIET plan for ya

 

CB

[Subdeacon Joe]

 

 

[Rye Miles #13621]

Not only have I never eaten any of that stuff I've never seen it!! Of course I wouldn't be looking for it anyways!

 

YUK!!!!

 

Rye

[Yul Lose]

The pancake batter looked like a pretty good idea. I wonder if you can eat it right out of the can like whipped cream?

[Virgil Ray Hality, SASS# 37355]

Uh, I tend to like to try new things, and I can surely say, I did try the green katsup when it came out. It did taste like regular red katsup, but, nobody else in the house would go near it. Just too wierd. Wierd like egg loaf and infused fruit. This was just unappatising! Arg...

[Harvey Mushman]

Well, apparantly few here have had a survival situation or training experince for it. I'd have begged for some of these.

 

I've eaten far worse, but have to admit that a few of these gave me the creeps.

 

Now that I have a choice , I'll pass on these!

[Blackwater 53393]

I ain't sayin' I wouldn't eat the stuff discussed in the article, but much like the author/authors of this piece, I wonder who the H#LL comes up with this S#!T?????

[DocWard]

Well, apparantly few here have had a survival situation or training experince for it. I'd have begged for some of these.

 

I've eaten far worse, but have to admit that a few of these gave me the creeps.

 

Now that I have a choice , I'll pass on these!

 

The egg loaf cannot be any worse than an MRE omelet.

[Noz]

The egg loaf idea has been around for at least 45 years.

 

Had some at the Long Bihn messhall in 1967. When you had been dealing with powdered milk and eggs, they tasted pretty good.

[Forty Rod SASS 3935]

I'm still looking for someone who has actually tried Tofurkey.

 

I even sounds like buzzard puke.