Grizzly Dave Posted December 9, 2013 Share Posted December 9, 2013 One of you feller what has been 'round a while longer than me best get it started... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calamity Kris Posted December 9, 2013 Share Posted December 9, 2013 I've been waiting in the wings................. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001 Posted December 9, 2013 Share Posted December 9, 2013 Where oh where is CHIP TOSSER ? CB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted December 9, 2013 Share Posted December 9, 2013 Chip is probably out dynamiting tree stumps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001 Posted December 9, 2013 Share Posted December 9, 2013 GOT "splosives ? CB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utah Bob #35998 Posted December 9, 2013 Share Posted December 9, 2013 After two or three rounds on Big Jakes tab, Utha stumbles out of the Saloon, fumbles around in the saddlebags for his new Acme Instant Tree Remover and bumbles for the pineywoods. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001 Posted December 9, 2013 Share Posted December 9, 2013 UB don't forget to bring the CLACKER CB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utah Bob #35998 Posted December 9, 2013 Share Posted December 9, 2013 Got it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tex Jones, SASS 2263 Posted December 9, 2013 Share Posted December 9, 2013 Det cord! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Jake1001 Posted December 9, 2013 Share Posted December 9, 2013 Big Jake walks through the Bat Wing doors in the Saloon (ACS) and up to the bar. "Bottles, git me a Bucket of Beer and a Ice cold Mug" Seeing his Tab on top of the pile and lots of Drinks on it, he figures it's his time to buy drinks for all the Saloonatics who hang out here at Tree gittin time. "Here's a couple of Gold double Eagles to pay off this tab, put the rest on Flint's tab from now on Bottles" He heads for his favorite table under the stairway where it's safe when things start flying around in the Saloon, which it always does this time of year. Big Jake sits his tired butt down and takes off the saddlebags that he had slung over his shoulders. Packed with Dynamite and Nitro left over from Last years Tree gittin when 'Ol Chip Tosser blew up the tunnels. "Anyone here seen Marshal Rusty Bore or Chip?" Tree fetchin' time always bring Toostone lots of Fun and great times. I thought I even saw Thundering Flatulence tied up out to the Hitching post in front of the Saloon. We need to get the Nurseafining Nuns on call to patch up all that gits wounded this year too. What'll happen next??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calico Mary Posted December 9, 2013 Share Posted December 9, 2013 Uh oh.....time to go find a safe place ta hide....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Jake1001 Posted December 9, 2013 Share Posted December 9, 2013 Chicken Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calico Mary Posted December 9, 2013 Share Posted December 9, 2013 SMART chicken..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grizzly Dave Posted December 18, 2013 Author Share Posted December 18, 2013 Ol' Grizz woke up under the table in the back corner, how long he'd been there he didn't know, all he could reccolect was that it was getting on towards Christmas time, and the fact he was in the corner under the table, meant there was no Christmas tree in the corner where it should have been. He crawled out and grabbed a bottle off the first table he found and took a goodly swig to wash the dust from his throat, 'thank ya kindly' he said to who-ever was sitting at the table, he weren't rightly sure who it was, his eyes hadn't gotten used to the light yet. As he half swaggered and half staggered up to the bar, he looked from side to side, there were a fair number of folks around, and they were all looking at him expectantly... When he got to the bar he turned around slowly...and bellered out WHAT IN THE HECK ARE YA ALL SITTIN' AROUND HERE FOR? IT'S TIME FOR A TREE FETCH!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calico Mary Posted December 18, 2013 Share Posted December 18, 2013 Jus when I thought it might be safe ta come outta hiding...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheyenne Culpepper 32827 Posted December 18, 2013 Share Posted December 18, 2013 I wint tu tha woods an found tha purfet tree, then wint an put it up, rat nex tu the indoor water hole. I hung all sorts of shiny thingys on it, sat back and sed, yas sur, life is good, for Christ is Born. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calico Mary Posted December 18, 2013 Share Posted December 18, 2013 Cheyenne, ifn' I wuz yuz I wod be avoidin' them trees fer a while..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calamity Kris Posted December 18, 2013 Share Posted December 18, 2013 Calamity heard Griz hollering from the bar clear across the street. She looked at her staff and said, "here we go again". "Best get all the bandages and dressings you can round up from around the store." "We're sure to be needing them this year......." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001 Posted December 19, 2013 Share Posted December 19, 2013 when U Bob rode out with the tree cutter he took a large cask of whiskey ain't heard nothing of him since NO big booms , YET Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chili Pepper Kid, SASS #60463 Posted December 19, 2013 Share Posted December 19, 2013 Chili rides up on his mule Thundering Flatuance (TF for short). I'm all liquered up and ready fer the Tree Fetch in the Saloon. I found this cool tree in Tennessee and had a weee sample. http://www.jackdaniels.com/history/holiday-barrel-tree/?trust=yes Chili Pepper Kid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheyenne Culpepper 32827 Posted December 19, 2013 Share Posted December 19, 2013 I wuz just about to enter the saloon when I heard some lady holler at Grizz,, "Yur nothing but a mean poopie head!" Now my momma didn't raise no dummies soze I stopped in my tracks and backed up a bit, then I remembert why I hadn't scalped him long ago. Poopie Head!!!! Yuck!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calico Mary Posted December 23, 2013 Share Posted December 23, 2013 Is it safe ta come outta hiding YET??????????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001 Posted December 23, 2013 Share Posted December 23, 2013 SURE it is safe to come out of hidin Just DON'T let anyone throw a cigar in the BIG wagon outside the swingin doors it is FULL of whiskey , and SPOLICIVES ya gotta have refreshments , to go on a fetchin CB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grumpy Old Man Posted December 23, 2013 Share Posted December 23, 2013 I think I'll sit under the stairs With Big Jake and a barrel of bourbon and watch the festivities. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calico Mary Posted December 23, 2013 Share Posted December 23, 2013 I think I'll go back ta hidin'......yuz all iz crazy!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grumpy Old Man Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 Wait til they start blowin stuff up, CM. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calico Mary Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 Why do ya thunk I'z hidin'??????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001 Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 CM WHERE is your CIVIC and Christmas spirit ? get into that wagon , youse has to help find a tree CB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calico Mary Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 Grizz is the one with the Civic, I drive an HHR..... and my other spirits are in the fridge.....I'll stay here and drink em' an YOU go get the tree....just don't take Cheyenne..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Jake1001 Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 Tomorrow iz Christmas Eve and NO TREE yet???? we gotta git busy and head out and git one or elebenty-seven of 'em case sumpin' happens to it (them). Somebody go git the Humongawagon and hitch up a team of Shires to pull it with. Bottles a free round on me for everyone in the Saloon (ACS) and they gotta promise to git jiggy with gittin' a TREE for Christmas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheyenne Culpepper 32827 Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 IwL hitch a team of Cali's Clydesdales to our largest freight wagon, brang a box of TNT to blast it out roots and all, thit way weze kin plant it on tha ranch after Christmas. Soze, I got tha team, wagon an tha TNT, whuze gonna ride along an pick it out, Caliiiiiiii Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calico Mary Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 You just stay the heck away from the trees with that dynamite Cheyenne Culpepper!!!! Or yuz gonna wish ya could fergit who I am by the time I'z done wit ya..... :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheyenne Culpepper 32827 Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 Wellllll, I guess we best be leavun Cali behind, who wunts to go get tha tree? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calico Mary Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 Yeah, and I'z keepin' the rum wit ME..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001 Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 CM all that is left here is that tad left in that bottle the REST is loaded in the wagon NOT to be unloaded until a tree is got CB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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