Maurice Mo Lassess, SASS #65309L Posted November 19, 2010 Author Share Posted November 19, 2010 Difference between WWPAS and KICKSASS: Their theme: Macho, Macho Man, I wanna be a macho man......Village People KICKSASS theme: Nacho, Nachos Man, I wan some cheese Nachoo's man....Couch Potato People. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grumpy Old Man Posted November 20, 2010 Share Posted November 20, 2010 I reckon I qualify. I can find any number of ways to screw up a stage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Logan #12252 Posted November 20, 2010 Share Posted November 20, 2010 What happened ta Utah Bobbie, how come he's not on the list ?????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maurice Mo Lassess, SASS #65309L Posted November 21, 2010 Author Share Posted November 21, 2010 What happened ta Utah Bobbie, how come he's not on the list ?????? As soon as he decides he wants to step up and be a KICKSASS type of guy, I will add him. Probably off writin' another of them good pomes of his. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G. P. Cobb Posted November 21, 2010 Share Posted November 21, 2010 55 or 61 fit me, if you will please..... Thanks in Advance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grizzly Dave Posted November 21, 2010 Share Posted November 21, 2010 Hey, this must be good luck, I'm KICKSASS #2 and I finished 2nd in my category today! Ok, yeah, only one other person was in it, but.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maurice Mo Lassess, SASS #65309L Posted November 21, 2010 Author Share Posted November 21, 2010 55 or 61 fit me, if you will please.....Thanks in Advance. 55 it is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flinthills Dawg Posted November 21, 2010 Share Posted November 21, 2010 Maurice could you change my number to 31 instead of 10? That is my number from TDSC. If not I will gladly stay at number 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maurice Mo Lassess, SASS #65309L Posted November 21, 2010 Author Share Posted November 21, 2010 I changed it for you, but you DO know that your dues will be double for the upcoming year now, dontcha? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easy Emily SASS #73673 Posted November 21, 2010 Share Posted November 21, 2010 I would like to join and if I may request #27 that would be awesome (because that is how old I am lol) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maurice Mo Lassess, SASS #65309L Posted November 21, 2010 Author Share Posted November 21, 2010 You got it Meg! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Okie Sawbones, SASS #77381 Posted November 21, 2010 Share Posted November 21, 2010 #77381 -- add it up and you got 26. Gimme, gimme. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted November 21, 2010 Share Posted November 21, 2010 Hey, this must be good luck, I'm KICKSASS #2 and I finished 2nd in my category today! Ok, yeah, only one other person was in it, but.... It cudda been worse, Grizz. You could have been the only guy in the category and came in second. I'v done that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted November 21, 2010 Share Posted November 21, 2010 It cudda been worse, Grizz. You could have been the only guy in the category and came in second. I'v done that. ................................ me too ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flinthills Dawg Posted November 21, 2010 Share Posted November 21, 2010 Thats fine I will gladly pay double to belong to this club!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maurice Mo Lassess, SASS #65309L Posted November 21, 2010 Author Share Posted November 21, 2010 #77381 -- add it up and you got 26. Gimme, gimme. And just how long did it take you to figure out how to get close to Merry Meg, Okie??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maurice Mo Lassess, SASS #65309L Posted December 7, 2010 Author Share Posted December 7, 2010 Still have numbers available. And, between now and the end of the year, if you sign up, your dues (currently set at $00.00) will be cut in half to $0.00!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 Hey, lets get some of you slackards signed up. At this rate we can hold our first convention in my front closet. KICKSASS 40 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Titus A. Gnatsass, SASS #71705 Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 Titus A. Gnatsass requesting KICKSASS #17 and Fannie Kicker requesting KICKSASS #19 I think we're both "naturals" fer this here club! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spanish Bit Bobb Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 Hey, lets get some of you slackards signed up. At this rate we can hold our first convention in my front closet. KICKSASS 40 Ya came out? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maurice Mo Lassess, SASS #65309L Posted December 7, 2010 Author Share Posted December 7, 2010 Welcome Titus and Fannie- I hope ya know what you are getting yourselves into!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 Hey MO, can we get tee shirts? Something like "I'm a Kickass." Of course that could get our a$$ kicked by some little ole lady with a walker. Meg, I think you nose is growing. Ahhhh, 27? Indeed. Again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grizzly Dave Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 Hey Titus! Hows my 650 working for you? I've been thinking about it lately, I'm down to only a couple hundred rounds and need to crank up my rockchucker. Grizz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carolina Cowboy Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 Hey Titus! Hows my 650 working for you? I've been thinking about it lately, I'm down to only a couple hundred rounds and need to crank up my rockchucker. Grizz Hey Grizzly I have about 1500 45's to do, be OK if I send them to you? Thanks Pard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maurice Mo Lassess, SASS #65309L Posted December 7, 2010 Author Share Posted December 7, 2010 Hey MO, can we get tee shirts? Something like "I'm a Kickass." Of course that could get our a$$ kicked by some little ole lady with a walker. I am starting a contest. Best T-shirt slogan for KICKSASS members gets TWO years of free membership for the price of ONE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grizzly Dave Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 Hey Grizzly I have about 1500 45's to do, be OK if I send them to you? Thanks Pard I got about 1500 38s of my own to do. Send them to Titus, he won a 650 at Comin at Cha, he should be able to crank them out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G. P. Cobb Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 When ya git ready for the KICKASS WWPAS T-shirts; Deeba SloWalker does those here on the ranch in vinyl. Let her know, the design has to be acceptable to cut on the computer program to the plotter/cutter. OR She could screen print if the order was large enough. DS 40 Ranch Deeba SloWalker Deeba-T's 620.842.2194 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Back 40 #23910 L Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 I'll take 41, since it's on the back side of 40. thanks, Back 40 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carolina Cowboy Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 I got about 1500 38s of my own to do. Send them to Titus, he won a 650 at Comin at Cha, he should be able to crank them out. I have one on my Christmas list, but that list is so long now that I have a feeling that it might be 2090 before I get one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grizzly Dave Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 yup, me too. plus I've been told that Santa's pockets are as empty as mine, so I'll be lucky to get a candy cane. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobra Kid Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 I have started a group (in name only, no dues, no membership cards, etc.) to counteract those smarties in WWPAS (pronounced Whoopass), the Wild West Performing Arts Society, who shoot, rope, ride, crack whips and throw knifes. For those of us who can't crack a knuckle, much less a whip, whose dealing with knives are best left to cutting our steaks, or who see their guns flying off into the distance when we try a reverse spin into the holster, or who find themselves tangled up in a rope when they try an overhead spin, well....step right up and join your fellow klutzes. Yes folks, there is now a group for us klutzes, those who are inept and just plain clumsy. If you can't joim WWPAS, join the Kluztzy, Inept, Clumsy Kowboys of the Single Action Shooting Society, (KICKSASS). Now, when ya send in your application, use the self sealing envelopes so ya don't get a paper cut on your tongue from licking the envelope. And, be sure to use the round nosed scissors so ya don't stab yourself when you cut out the application form and for God's sake DON'T RUN with them scissors. And use a pen- with your luck, you would break a tip off of a pencil and get lead poisining or something. With enough people signing up, we can KICKSASS on those WWPAS boys in no time!!! (With apologies to my pards Buck Montgomery and Hotshot Johnny Tuscadero and the gang at WWPAS- true professionals at their craft. Now, if they could only loosen up some and have fun!!!) I am now taking reqests for numbers. 1- Maurice 'Mo' Lasses 2- Grizzly Dave 3- Badger Mountain Charlie 4-Wallaby Jack 5- Long Branch Louie 6- Major E A Sterner 7- Ziggady Zag 8- Red Logan 9- Spanish Bit Bob 10- 11- Pit Bull Tex 12- Flashpowder Hal 13-Tanner Hyde 14- Hardmouth 15- Dr. Buck Montgomery, WWPAS Trail boss, honoray member. 16- Grumpy Old Man 17- Titus A. Gnatsass 18- Allie Mo, no e dammit 19- Fannie Kicker 20- Henry Horns 21 22 23 24 25 26- Okie Sawbones 27- Merry Meg 28- Buffalojack 29- San Fernando Slim 30- Deja Vous 31- Flinthills Dog 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40- Forty Rod . . . 55- G.P. Cobb . . . . 98- Just Ed . . . ..........................................etc. 911-Yul Catchum it would be a honor to be part of this fine group sign me up Cobra Kid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Jake1001 Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 If you're still taken requests for #'s, I'd like to get #22 if you please. Are the dues pro-rated for the year of 2010? The way I figure it, I owe you for one(1) months dues for the rest of this year. You can bill me for next years dues. I'll make sure to represent KICKSASS well by doing what makes this a club to be proud of. The check is in the mail. Big Jake 1001 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mosey West Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 I've always wanted to belong to something important. Could I have #33 please? Mosey West Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boss Hoss Fly #63711 Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 "They" say i got no mor room in my signature so i kant join nuthin else Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 Put him on the list anyway, Mo. I'll carry him on my signature. I ain't from East Texas and I ain't impotant so Let 'er rip. What number ya gonna give the boy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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